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Dale Irby 07-16-2013 10:35 AM

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Do remember True Christians

Proverbs 29:15

The rod and reproof give wisdom, but a child left to himself brings shame to his mother.


We can conclude from this that spanking is necessary to keep the shames of fornication at bay


MitzaLizalor 07-16-2013 10:54 AM

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Mrs.Elizabeth 07-16-2013 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dale Irby (Post 1015512)
Do remember True Christians

Proverbs 29:15

The rod and reproof give wisdom, but a child left to himself brings shame to his mother.


We can conclude from this that spanking is necessary to keep the shames of fornication at bay

We used to spank our daughters with a belt when they were younger, and now we use another things because now the belt is a bit small for them. They have a few marks in their bodies, but they know that is the perfect way to let them go to Heaven, of course not as good as having children, but for now is the best :)

Lannah Aikens 08-09-2013 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by AGoodgirl (Post 1007034)
Forgive me, I'm new here. I have some questions. I do agree husbands are to lead and guide. Spankings are good for a wife & females, in general. I do everything I can to please others & put God first. My question is, who is to spank single adult women that love & serve God? Where can I find a list of churches in my area that teaches Godly spanking. Not abuse, but loving correction? I feel a woman's bottom is made for a firm hand, a belt strap, or to be paddled to keep her pure, loving & feminine. It's difficult to find this teaching. I think, this should be done on a somewhat regular basis. I hope, I'm not out of line because I don't know where to go to be punished. Am I crazy? Or am I thinking right? Thank you so much for any information or guidance you can give me.

You're right; it is difficult to find this teaching because it DOESN'T EXIST. Since when is beating a grown adult a loving connection? I don't remember Jesus having a loving connection with the Romans as they beat him :)

Lannah Aikens 08-09-2013 02:13 AM

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I know someone who enjoys a good spanking: Pastor Ezekial ;)
But seriously, you're all Satan worshipers because God is dead.

ChristMySavior 08-21-2013 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lannah Aikens (Post 1020278)
I know someone who enjoys a good spanking: Pastor Ezekial ;)
But seriously, you're all Satan worshipers because God is dead.

Oh, look everyone. Someone who thinks they're smart because they can recite homer atheist propaganda. :thumbdown: Jesus WILL enjoy torturing you in hell. (Maybe that will be enough proof that God is not dead.)

Donovan A. Mordecai 08-22-2013 04:05 AM

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Oh, look everyone. Someone who thinks they're smart because they can recite homer atheist propaganda. :thumbdown: Jesus WILL enjoy torturing you in hell. (Maybe that will be enough proof that God is not dead.)


She's just another false Christian whore, who could not stop thinking of new ways to make Jesus cry while tickling her fetid loins.

She came here wanting us to say "oh yes dear, you're right, God does want us to fornicate. How could we have missed that after hours of Bible study and prayer" and tried to pass off a Biblical misinterpretation to justify her wanton lust.

When she didn't get the answer she wanted, she went on a God hating spamming spree.

YiC
DAM

addy the whore 11-30-2013 04:24 PM

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If any man tried to spank me he would get punched in the face.

Zechariah Smyth 11-30-2013 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by addy19 (Post 1044589)
If any man tried to spank me he would get punched in the face.

Watch the sass, woman.

:nono:

Do you have your husband's permission to be posting here?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Didymus Much 11-30-2013 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by addywho'sreallylike11orsomethingbutclaimstobe19 (Post 1044589)
If any man tried to spank me he would get punched in the face.

What about a woman?

Can I watch? :devil:

addy the whore 11-30-2013 05:48 PM

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I don't need a man's permission I am my own person.

Dr Laurence Niles 11-30-2013 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by addy19 (Post 1044598)
I don't need a man's permission I am my own person.

Don't be petulent. Jesus owns us all.

The earth is the LORD's, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein. - Psalms 24:1

YIC

Pastor Ezekiel 11-30-2013 06:21 PM

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I don't need a man's permission I am my own person.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself. :rtfm:

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm:

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. :sinner:

Mary Etheldreda 11-30-2013 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by addy19 (Post 1044598)
I don't need a man's permission I am my own person.

You are God's. He has deigned to let you roam this earth for a short time, but make no mistake, He created you for a purpose. Perhaps if you read the Holy Bible you would begin to understand that spanking isn't a matter of holding a woman down, but lifting her up.

:)

Christian Domestic Discipline

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Submitting to my husband and learning to respect him, as God said for wives to do (Eph. 5:22-24 for one example), strengthened my marriage, and maybe even saved it from disaster. I love my husband. I'm thankful that God pointed out to me His design for marriage, because I had somehow overlooked those verses before.

It's not easy though, to submit to my husband, especially without there being a consequence for disrespect or hurtful words and actions. If I keep it up, then I run the risk of "tearing down my house with my own hands" like a fool (Proverbs 14:1). I do keep praying and trying, but I have to stay very aware of the issue, or I slip into disrespect again. Given the choice between my husband shutting me out (which is what he sometimes does now) and eventually leaving me, or turning me over his knee and spanking my rear end, causing it to sting and me to cry... I'll take the spanking any day of the week. I would prefer it. To me, it's an active intervention to say, "You will NOT jeopardize our love and our marriage with reckless words."

addy the whore 11-30-2013 11:17 PM

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I'm positive that I do not need spanked by anyone

Didymus Much 12-01-2013 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by addy19 (Post 1044729)
I'm positive that I do not need spanked by anyone

And that's OK with everyone here. No one is going to force you to do anything you don't want to do (they have to obey secular law, at least for now).

The problem is that the Bible says you need to physically corrected, disciplined, beaten with many stripes (call it what you will) in order to get to Heaven.

If you claim to be a Christian, you have to do what the Bible tells you to do (pro tip: that's how people know you're a Christian). If you disagree with what the Bible says about anything, the Bible says you're not a Christian and you're not going to go to Heaven.

End of.

Now, are you going to start constructively and maturely discussing the contents of the King James Bible and the issues raised therein (which is the purpose of this entire forum) or are you going to go, "WAAAAHHHH!!! NONONONO I DON'T WANNA!!!1!" for the 47th time? :hmmm:

Pastor Ezekiel 12-01-2013 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by addy19 (Post 1044729)
I'm positive that I do not need spanked by anyone

If you were my daughter, I'd beat you every day. I'd have you Praising Jesus at the top of your lungs in no time. :shades2:

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Prov 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

addy the whore 12-01-2013 03:29 AM

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Well sadly its illegal for you to spank me, I probly need it

addy the whore 12-01-2013 05:22 PM

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Sorry for not being able to keep the sacrasm out of my voice

Mark L. Snyde, PhD 12-01-2013 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by addy19 (Post 1044841)
Sorry for not being able to keep the sacrasm out of my voice

It's high time you post an introduction thread. Maybe this will shed some light on why you are so defiant towards the Word of God and are in such need of a sound spanking.


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