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Felicity 01-12-2014 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1055825)
Please Mr Light, this is a prayer shack for women! Take it off to your men's forums please. Surely this is not a suitable post for women to read. I thought I was joining a Christian website, not a pawnographic place!

My father always says that if men speak, women have to shut up and listen. :)

Mother Of Seven 01-12-2014 11:47 PM

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I apologise for my outspokenness. But when you're a mother protecting your children from outside vices, it becomes second nature to say what sometimes the heart says ought to be said. I will try in the future to keep a more civil tongue in my head.

see_the_light 01-12-2014 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1055842)
I apologise for my outspokenness. But when you're a mother protecting your children from outside vices, it becomes second nature to say what sometimes the heart says ought to be said. I will try in the future to keep a more civil tongue in my head.

Of course correcting children is within most womans' abilities.

BUT never compare children to MEN.

PRAISE THE LORD!

Mary Etheldreda 01-13-2014 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1055842)
I apologise for my outspokenness. But when you're a mother protecting your children from outside vices, it becomes second nature to say what sometimes the heart says ought to be said. I will try in the future to keep a more civil tongue in my head.

Oh my, Heather, how I know this all too well! I still wince to sit at a particular park bench in downtown Freehold where I made the mistake of, well what I though was "correct," a full grown, True Christian™ man who was not my prepubescent son. I swear I couldn't sit or lie on my stomach for a week!

:giggle:

I will say, the LORD Blessed me with this opportunity, however, for this was when my dear friend introduced me to Christian Domestic Discipline. Through the Word of God, the husband and wife take on the roles of marriage in a most literal, and devout way as clearly outlined in the Holy Bible. Through this Christocentric practice, you'll see first hand how discipline is associated with love (Revelation 3:19; Proverbs 13:24), and is associated with wisdom and understanding (Proverbs 29:15; Proverbs 10:13), and is associated with peace and righteousness:

Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous;
nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby
Hebrews 12:11


Now I know that I won't embarrass my husband, even when he's not around as the good men of Freehold are all too happy to help one another keep peace in the home.


Mother Of Seven 01-13-2014 02:56 AM

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Thank you Mrs Etheldreda. I understand how you must have felt. It's a shame though, that there's not a pawnography free zone in God's own forum. :( I dare not tell my husband, as he may not let me continue to visit here.

Mary Etheldreda 01-13-2014 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1055861)
Thank you Mrs Etheldreda. I understand how you must have felt. It's a shame though, that there's not a pawnography free zone in God's own forum. :( I dare not tell my husband, as he may not let me continue to visit here.

You can trust the True Christian™ men here as surely as you can trust Christ Himself. If see_the_light posted a link, he had good reason to do so, as he is guided by the Spirit of God Himself. We need not worry about the details dear, and you might find that in trusting the men here, you will be duly rewarded by the LORD.

:)

Naomi Ruth Lamb 01-13-2014 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Felicity (Post 1055830)
My father always says that if men speak, women have to shut up and listen. :)

And a Godly man he is, Felicity. It is obvious that you have been well-raised in accordance with the teachings of scripture, that tell us plainly to be ever under submission to the stronger gender. We are such frail and unruly creatures by nature, it's amazing men put up with having daughters at all.

Praise Jesus, my father, too, taught me the virtues of being silent, especially when he was studying God's Word. Many is the time when Mother was locked in our basement for uttering too many words when he was deep into 1st or 2nd Kings! I cannot imagine why non-Christian women think it is acceptable to spit in the face of Baby Jesus by being uppity and mouthy.

NRL

see_the_light 01-13-2014 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1055825)
Please Mr Light, this is a prayer shack for women! Take it off to your men's forums please. Surely this is not a suitable post for women to read. I thought I was joining a Christian website, not a pawnographic place!

Dear mother of seven

I had missed your post but now that it was brought to my attention I must rebuke you most sternly.

That link was no pawnographic, it was proof to the statement concerning the depths of depravity upon which femiNazis had fallen, and a warning to all mothers whose children may fall upon their devilish-diildoes.

I mentioned specifically that it was unfit to be seen by most and would certainly cause revulsion upon ALL.

I can assure you that the threat is real and any TRUE CHRISTIAN MOTHER should forewarn their children as soon as possible.

It was also fit for this thread because , as previously stated by many, insufficiently spanked women become sodomy fixed, and it seems that when satan works upon those most unnatural urges he leads them to an even more depraved sodomite depravity.

These acts are but satan preparing young men to be possessed by the homer sin and eternal damnation.

The only thing to enter a TRUE CHRISTAN MAN should be the LORD.

PRAISE THE LORD!

see_the_light 01-18-2014 02:41 AM

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You sure do, but as TRUE CHRISTIAN ladies you are salvageable (and often worth the trouble)

As for THIS ONE...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/...94_306x509.jpg

I think she has missed too many roding sessions.

She must be one of an handful who dare to scold the POTUS to his face.

And the only one to do it publicly.

for those who thought they had seen the worst of the white house.

PRAY TO JESUS!

girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore) 02-01-2014 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 1055621)
Well you need it daily. :whoopin:

You are quite right sir my fiance has taken to spanking me daily thank you for the advice

see_the_light 02-02-2014 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore) (Post 1061242)
You are quite right sir my fiance has taken to spanking me daily thank you for the advice

How thick is his rod?

PRAISE THE LORD!

girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore) 02-02-2014 05:11 PM

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It his leather belt or the hair brush but he has been looking online for a paddle. He also uses oil when he spanks me so it hurts more

see_the_light 02-02-2014 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore) (Post 1061394)
It his leather belt or the hair brush but he has been looking online for a paddle. He also uses oil when he spanks me so it hurts more

Ahhh, I assume he wants to make an honest woman out of you, he's telling you that much by his choice.

1 John 2:27

But the anointing which ye have received of him abideth in you, and ye need not that any man teach you: but as the same anointing teacheth you of all things, and is truth, and is no lie, and even as it hath taught you, ye shall abide in him.

He's plainly stating that you'll need no other man to tech you (but him, your husband). When will you stop whoring around, get on your knees and let JESUS fill you with HIS love?

PRAISE THE LORD!

girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore) 02-02-2014 05:34 PM

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It is working quite well he has moved our wedding date up also. He does theses tests and every slip up results in 5 spanks at the end of the day he accounts for that days mistakes

Raybird 07-14-2015 09:06 PM

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I can honestly say to the women here CDD helped our marriage tremendously.
I think all wives should be spanked. For punishment and also so they will always remember who is boss (maintenance) And on the bare bottom.

We do the whole nine yards. Punishment spankings, maintenance spankings, and boot camp.
We are on our second day of bootcamp now and things are going great.
It's been fun for the most part.

Witch Hammer 07-14-2015 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Raybird (Post 1151717)
I can honestly say to the women here CDD helped our marriage tremendously.
I think all wives should be spanked. For punishment and also so they will always remember who is boss (maintenance) And on the bare bottom.

We do the whole nine yards. Punishment spankings, maintenance spankings, and boot camp.
We are on our second day of bootcamp now and things are going great.
It's been fun for the most part.

Spanking on the bare bottom? Sounds dangerous... What if you were to accidentally stick your fist into her yawning cleft of doom?:bad:

I prefer to administer a roundhouse kick to face then follow up with a series of savage kidney punches. Sends a nice, clear message.B)

Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson 07-15-2015 01:47 AM

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My husband has an array of paddles and his favorite, the leather belt. One paddle has Ephesians 5:22 written on it, so that it is clearly imprinted and I can't sit down (a normal session if I misbehave if 50 smacks, and if I was good that day, a maintenance, is 25. It still hurts!)

Raybird 07-15-2015 03:50 PM

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Have to test again. Having trouble posting

Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson 07-15-2015 05:22 PM

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Have to test again. Having trouble posting

You just posted something.

Brother Tobias 07-15-2015 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson (Post 1151749)
My husband has an array of paddles and his favorite, the leather belt. One paddle has Ephesians 5:22 written on it, so that it is clearly imprinted and I can't sit down (a normal session if I misbehave if 50 smacks, and if I was good that day, a maintenance, is 25. It still hurts!)

Sound like your a match made in heaven. Do you thank god every night for giving you a fine and caring husband ?

Proverbs 19:14
House and riches are the inheritance of fathers: and a prudent wife is from the Lord.


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