What are condoms?
@all There was a box in the drug store with condoms and a picture of a Roman soldier on it. Does anyone know what these are for? :)
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Young lady, you are sure full of questions lately. Condoms are balloons that a heathen keeps in his wallet. They use them for dating sluts. I have heard that homersexural men also blow them up and make balloon animals out of them.
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Here is what the dictionary says Condom |
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Then you have your mini-condoms; there are more of those in Japan because the people have to live so close together.
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I am so sorry Felicity, my mistake I thought you where wondering about condos, not condoms.
Condoms are small homes where poor people live. Have you ever heard of the Ghetto? |
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Yes Joo's, nigras, messicants,slants,slopes, and sand nigras, you know thoese kinds of people. The ones that are less than desireable to have as neighbors. In New York there is a large ghetto, its called Harlem, there is one in LA called Watts and then in Chicago, well the entire city of Chicago is a ghetto. |
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We had villages of condoms in Germany during WW2, because most Jews lost their houses. So we gave them condoms to survive, but the Jews never said thank you :angry:
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Now that you mention it, the condom-inium that I live in is smaller than I would like.
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I hope i don't get into trouble for saying this but i wish the catlicks would use condoms then there wouldn't be so many of the satan worshiping mongrels crawling this fine earth.
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Harlots also buy condoms to attract men. If you ever look in a hatlots handbag you will find different types.
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FYI: condoms, like homosexuality, cause the AIDS virus.
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Actually while we are on the subject, I never understood why Trojan put on a guy in roman armor on their product's boxes. Wouldn't it make more sense to put on a guy wearing trojan armor or rename them?
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Given the fact that the Trojans are most famous for having lost a war (hence their city no longer exists) it has always struck me as odd that their name was used to promote a product that is supposed to have some association with manliness. Perhaps the evil manufacturers are as stupid as they are evil. Or perhaps the advertising agency is as stupid as it is evil. But then again, all those who oppose God and His Perfect Will are both stupid and evil. Knowledgably Yours, Handmaiden |
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Not to mention the Trojan horse broke open and all the men swarmed out into the city.
Doesn't exactly seem like it would inspire confidence. ;) |
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Like I said, Condoms are used for sexual intercourse and should be used to prevents STDs, AIDs and unwanted pregnancy. There you have it, a real answer to your question. Now do the right thing and get your partner to use a condom if you're ever going to get into that kind of relationship. BIG IF that is. |
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You lose, homer. :thumbdown: |
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