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lukasekman 08-24-2011 03:44 PM

Save two ADHD possessed men today
 
There's an unholy alliance in Sweden between social demonrats and atheist employers.

Prior to the fall of socialism in Sweden 2006, 140 individuals was early retired each day, out of a population of less than nine million. Only a minority of them has severe possessions that totally prevent work, for instance muscular dystrophy. Many suffer mild possessions that have little to moderate effect on working ability like ADHD.
Sure, even the socialists realized that its not a very good idea to let thousands of young people spend their days in front of state television (SVT), so they created a system of artificial jobs, paid by the government.

Despite the fall of socialism, and the current liberal government's aim to bring the people to real jobs (pejoratively known as "utförsäkringar" by the left), most of the system remain. And many of the early retired do actually produce pretty good. But they are brainwashed by the socialists that they need lifelong welfare, and those few who wish to refudiate welfare and work for real get questioned. The employers are happy too, because they get work done for nothing (government pays), without using political incorrect ways like child labor.

Today, I saved two ADHD souls from the socialist nightmare by urging them to start small businesses. Their atheist employers get upset because of competition. I am totally certain that those two souls will be much better of doing real business for Jesus before working for a government paid atheist.
We know that Jesus love free trade and free competition. Putting restrictions of trade and competitions is a socialist/atheist plot to destroy the economy.

Pastor Ezekiel 08-25-2011 04:03 AM

Re: Save two ADHD possessed men today
 
What in God's name is an "ADHD?" Some kind of a fake cripple I guess. :glare:

Brother Enoch 08-25-2011 07:46 AM

Re: Save two ADHD possessed men today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 787363)
What in God's name is an "ADHD?" Some kind of a fake cripple I guess. :glare:

Pastor, I think ADHD is the fancy word the PC police use nowadays for 'hyper retardeds'. They should be employed in fields where they can actually make a positive contribution, like demolition. Who needs dynamite when you have a few of them running around smashing their heads into the walls? They last longer if you give them helmets. And if you give them sledgehammers most buildings are gone within hours. :thumbsup:

They're also great at detecting land-mines in war zones. Just give them a large coffee and then set them loose. :D

Redeemed Papist 08-25-2011 07:49 AM

Re: Save two ADHD possessed men today
 
Truly you have a knack for seeing the gift that keeps on giving in this wonderful world God designed, brother Enoch.

Billy Bob Jenkins 08-25-2011 08:13 AM

Re: Save two ADHD possessed men today
 
It should come as no surprise that ADHD appeared shortly after they stopped beating kids in school.

I believe it is the inevitable result of having an anal fixation. The majority of kids in the secular world today have been raped regularly from a young age. They are trained to crave rectal penetration. This manifests outwardly as an inability to concentrate, but inwardly, God knows it is much worse than that. They can't get it out of their heads -the feeling of that throbbing, tender man flesh pulsing next to their prostate gland, his rough hewn hands gripping your hips sensuously, the faint smell of poop in the air...

Anyway, the solution is homeschooling and a consistent application of the Rod of Correction. Keep your kids away from secular adults who want to rape them. Don't take them to see secular movies, the kind where nobody is ever more than three steps away from committing an act of sodomy, and where subtle innuendo always hangs in the air.

lukasekman 08-25-2011 09:40 AM

Re: Save two ADHD possessed men today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 787363)
What in God's name is an "ADHD?" Some kind of a fake cripple I guess. :glare:

It is a kind of demon possession. The demon interfere with concentration. My proof is that ADHD is not detectable on MRI. The chemical imbalance in some cases do not disprove anything, sure the demon can mess up the chemistry a bit.

Unfortunately, I do still have a long way to go, and don't know how do exorcise the ADHD branch of demons. I know how to deal with diabetes, but that's a completely different branch.

I agree that diligently spanking works great to prevent all sorts of demon possession in the first place.


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