Yoga Barbie: Satan's New Twist
We all know yoga is a form of the Hindu religion. Landover Baptist has been active keeping it out of public schools. Whenever possible, we advocate replacing yoga with prayer. Public schools should not be teaching Hinduism.
Satan is trying to circumvent our efforts by putting Hinduism in toy stores. This is happening with the new Yoga Barbie. Young girls follow directions given by Yoga Barbie. I can assure parents there is no Jesus mentioned. Christian author warns against new Yoga Barbie | U.S. News (christianpost.com) https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...yim4A&usqp=CAU |
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Matthew 7:15-17: 15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. 16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? 17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. It is no secret that that "yoga" nonsense has long been associated with evil, wayward persons, such as the hippies and the Hare Krishna creeps — and Goodness only knows who else. In the attached video clip, you will see how yoga is promoted by persons with lunatic, corrupt minds. Clearly, these false prophets are all an abomination unto Almighty :god-fancy:! Whichever toy manufacturer is responsible for this Barbie yoga atrocity will burn in :hell-2:, along with the other demonic nutcases — including the one in the video below! (Please do not play this video when children, pets or persons with certain infirmities are in the room. Devilish forces from within the video clip could attempt to possess innocent, unsuspecting viewers.) |
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I don't eat yoghurt for this very reason.
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If you're into Yoga when you next do your downward facing dog, save us all some trouble, keep going all the way to hell.
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Satan hasn't come with horns and a cloven hooves for many centuries now, opting for a more modern look, and often simply working behind the scenes. True Christians will be well aware that yoga IS Hinduism, a dangerous religion that seeks to appease false gods but in reality calls forth thousands of demons. They are invited to inhabit the soul with every yoga pose. I have seen children possessed by demons. This is no joke, this is eternal life or death.
Satan is after the children. He wants to use them and indoctrinate them for his own glory. As these vulnerable children grow, they become rebellious, getting pierces in their faces, coloring their hair like Korean cartoon witches, getting tramp stamp tattoos at the age of 12. Many uninformed parents don't understand what's going on or why their children are angry and suicidal. Jesus forbids eastern religions for our own good. Parents who love their children must clean out their children's room of all evil toys and demonic attachments, stop reading fiction to them, take them out of school, and get them familiar with the Word. https://www.landoverbaptist.net/data...ipyXDm+IWk/9k= |
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At least she managed to chase to puppy off. |
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I Have watched this video several times on slow speed, I can see the Demons entering her delightful intimate areas as she gyrates her body at ungodly angles. It is wrong to enjoy any piece of film this much?
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Mattel, Satan's toy company, announced today it will market a Barbie with Dow's Syndrome. The Bible tells us God does not wants the handicapped in His face. He doesn't like them. (Leviticus 21: 18-19)
This practice of poking a figure in the eye of Jesus has to stop. We cannot have little girls thinking, "Oh, that's cute." There must be no disfigured of any kind on the toy shelves. Barbie reveals 1st doll with Down syndrome (thehill.com) |
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What little girl wants to play with a tard or a gimp or a spaz doll? Even by woke standards, this is just stupid marketing.
God made retards as a warning to the rest of us, letting us know that sin does not go unpunished. Maybe this new doll would be a good fit for a bullying Barbie, so little girls could practice taunting and pushing the sped kids around. |
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Thread could have been called "Satan's new flex". :D
"Twist" is good, too. |
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