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Levi Jones 04-11-2017 02:40 AM

Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 

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Homosexuality is an epidemic in this day and age. In these last times we have been living in for the past 2000 years (2 Timothy 3:1-13) we are seeing small children choose the homosexual lifestyle. Our children are our most precious resource. They are our legacy and future. But how do we stop them from choosing the wrong path in life?


To first thing to do is recognize the signs that your child may be a gay.


1. Acts "different" from other boys.
2. A tendency to cry like girls do. Runs like a sissy. Doesn't enjoy fighting like other boys do.
3. Plays with dolls. Especially baby and female dolls.
4. Likes to spend time in the company of girls. Doesn't find them to be disgusting at that age. He likes to play their games like jump rope, hop scotch and soccer.
5. The other boys at school call him things like “queer,” “fag” and “gay.” Other children are great at recognizing homosexuality in their peer groups.
6. A tendency to lisp, mince, dress and acts like a girl. Puts his hand on his hip or behind. Arches his back.
7. A desire for a clean room. Grooms too often. Doesn't slouch.
8. Doesn't like toy guns or cars.
9. Talks too much. Doesn't grunt or give one word answers. Speaks in flowery prose.
10. Attempts to dress like a girl or wear makeup. Do not allow this behavior! Not even once.

Things you may be doing to exacerbate his proclivity toward the homosexual death choice.


Gay foods

Feeding him gay foods like Gogurt, Ding Dongs, Oreos, Twinkies and the like. Gogurt is obvious. It's rainbow colored phallic shaped "food" that squirts creamy liquid from them. Obviously a trainer for fellatio. The others are more subtle indoctrination into homosexuality.


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But don't stop at my suggestions, if you thinks it's gay, it's probably gay. Many parents are asking their boys to cut up their bananas or pickles or even prohibiting such food altogether.

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Don't do it, son! It could turn you gay.

Letting him watch and read homosexual indoctrination.


Pretty much any book that isn't the Bible, and any website that isn't this one is highly suspect. I am not going to go through and tell you about all the perversions out there on the television and on the internet. But suffice to say the sheer numbers of them is astounding! And it's not only the adult shows. There are countless hidden perversions in supposedly children's movies and TV shows!

You think so-called children's books are safe? You're wrong!


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Gay Marriage

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Transgenders

Not setting proper boundaries.


You may think it's funny or okay to let your child cross dress or harmless fun, but it's no laughing matter!
Dr. Joseph Nicolosi reports, “In one study of 60 effeminate boys ages 4 to 11, 98 percent of them engaged in cross-dressing." 98% of effeminate boys tried putting on women's clothing. 1 Corinthians 6:9.


Young boys need to be taught to stay away from Mommy's things and make them understand there are consequences for playing with mommy's makeup and clothes.
What to do if your child exhibits one or more of the signs of homosexuality.

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Homosexuals in training

The first thing is to catch it early. By the time your son hits puberty, it will be much more difficult to force him to choose not to be an ankle grabber. There are many anti-gay therapy and treatments available. We used to recommend Ryan Muehlhauser and Brent Girouex, but apparently they were no True Christians to begin with.


According to world renowned genius, family man and psychologist Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Family, “By the time the adolescent hormones kick in during early adolescence, a full-blown gender identity crisis threatens to overwhelm the teenager... To compound the problem, many of these teens experience great waves of guilt accompanied by secret fears of divine retribution.” In other words, they know they are going to hell, but they will deny God or pretend to not believe in Him in a futile attempt to escape their fate in the Living God's angry hands.
Hebrews 10:31 It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.
If your child has already reached puberty, change is difficult, but it’s not too late. Now we are recommending Pfox. They are converting people from perverts into almost normal all over the country and we are fairly sure they won't sodomize your prepubescent son.
They even have a theme song written by the greatest ex-gay singer ever Dennis Jernigan.


Rise Up - the Ex-Gay Anthem
It is true. I once identified as homosexual. Through an encounter with Jesus Christ, I was given a brand new identity. I am tired of feeling like I have to be quiet about it in today's culture. My story is my story...and the more I share it, the more I find a great number of men and women who once thought they were homosexual as well. It is time to rise up and declare who and Whose we are...
Don't let your child go to hell! Know the signs of homosexuality. If your son is exhibiting them, seek the help of a professional.

Nobar King 04-11-2017 02:43 AM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
This one is easy you just ask your kid if you want to play superheroes and if he chooses Wonder Woman or cat girl, he's gay.

BrotherLarry 04-11-2017 02:53 PM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
I think I may have shared the story of my classmate in grade school, Andre. His mother would sometimes cook breakfast when Andre had sleepovers, and she would go on and on about how much Andre loved sausage. "Doesn't it feel good to eat sausage, Andre?" she would ask.


Andre didn't play baseball or football like the rest of us boys, but instead chose piano and flute lessons. He would fawn over one of the girls in class - but not in the way some guys do. No, for Andre it was about how pretty her dress was or asking how she got her hair to drape her face. Sometimes, when Andre would stick his tongue in my ear, I used to wonder if he was a homo like the ones in those magazines I found in the alley one summer day - the ones I took home and devoured from cover to cover. But I snapped out of it when I remembered how my priest also used to stick his tongue in my ear and decided it was just normal male behavior.


In 7th grade, Andre was chosen to play the lead in the school play, "Gypsy," as the title character. Some of us found that odd, but Shakespearean actors often played roles like that - so once again I gave him a pass.


Mother told me last year that Andre is now married to someone named Serge and they have a quaint cottage in Key West. He helps with the local homer activities and belts out songs from Gypsy in some homer bar there. I just shared all of these things to help prove Brother Levi's statements. It's important for parents to look for signs and when they are found, beatings must ensue. Gay demons are weak and therefore they don't like anything rough or uncomfortable. Regimens of spankings and deprivation of food and sleep will soon run those homo critters away if action is taken swiftly. Ignore those signs and little Johnny or Billy may just disappoint you when they ask each other to the prom.


May God save us from the Homer plague! As Brother Farmer and I recently displayed, men can go places and do things and send flowers to each other and talk on the phone for hours and text each other and frolic on the beach without losing our Salvation® because we both know we are real men. Don't let your little boys grow up not knowing how to behave like James and I.


COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

Michael Hezekiah Esq 04-11-2017 03:06 PM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
Levi,


No disrespect, but this is such nonsense. When my niece was born, she grew to like toys such as little guns, cars, trucks, etc.


She excels on the school softball team. She is excellent in math and science but dreads music class. I suppose this means she is lesbian?


Nope. Not buying it.


Mike H.

Levi Jones 04-11-2017 03:37 PM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq (Post 1209815)
Levi,


No disrespect, but this is such nonsense. When my niece was born, she grew to like toys such as little guns, cars, trucks, etc.


She excels on the school softball team. She is excellent in math and science but dreads music class. I suppose this means she is lesbian?


Nope. Not buying it.


Mike H.

It's like a checklist. Thanks for helping me start writing my next family parenting sermon.

Des 04-11-2017 07:45 PM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq (Post 1209815)
Levi,


No disrespect, but this is such nonsense. When my niece was born, she grew to like toys such as little guns, cars, trucks, etc.


She excels on the school softball team. She is excellent in math and science but dreads music class. I suppose this means she is lesbian?


Nope. Not buying it.



Mike H.


I have seen plenty of Shebrew women. They all look like hairy dock workers. I'm convinced that God made all Jewesses bulldykes as punishment for you killing Him.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 04-11-2017 09:59 PM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
Quote:

1. Acts "different" from other boys.
2. A tendency to cry like girls do. Runs like a sissy. Doesn't enjoy fighting like other boys do.
3. Plays with dolls. Especially baby and female dolls.
4. Likes to spend time in the company of girls. Doesn't find them to be disgusting at that age. He likes to play their games like jump rope, hop scotch and soccer.
5. The other boys at school call him things like “queer,” “fag” and “gay.” Other children are great at recognizing homosexuality in their peer groups.
6. A tendency to lisp, mince, dress and acts like a girl. Puts his hand on his hip or behind. Arches his back.
7. A desire for a clean room. Grooms too often. Doesn't slouch.
8. Doesn't like toy guns or cars.
9. Talks too much. Doesn't grunt or give one word answers. Speaks in flowery prose.
10. Attempts to dress like a girl or wear makeup. Do not allow this behavior! Not even once.

Brother, this is vital information. Do you know at what age are these boys choosing to follow the homosexual lifestyle? I've heard it can be as young as 2 or 3 years old. Clearly the sick homos promoting this choice are selling the kids on the guilt-free sex, the trendy neighborhoods, the disposable income, etc. We need to find a way to get to these boys even younger and impress upon them the advantages of pursuing v*ginal intercourse only, like... well, many reasons but these are details we can hire someone to research for us.

Thomas Taylor 04-13-2017 04:25 AM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq (Post 1209815)
Levi,


No disrespect, but this is such nonsense. When my niece was born, she grew to like toys such as little guns, cars, trucks, etc.


She excels on the school softball team. She is excellent in math and science but dreads music class. I suppose this means she is lesbian?


Nope. Not buying it.


Mike H.


Hiya Mike,


So your daughter is a bulldyke kike? Shame isn't it? How does it feel now the shoe is on the other foot? Have you accepted it, or are you going to ask one of the Pastors to perform an intervention? If you don't want to avail of a Pastors services I'm sure both Brother Larry and myself would be more than happy to train away her lezbeanism(note that this will include a small fee and that checks are not an acceptable form of payment).


YIC
TT

WilliamJenningsBryan 04-13-2017 04:52 AM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
This is all great advice for parents that have sons. I would add that for parents that have daughters you need to be especially cautious that you don't let them hang around with gay boys in the neighborhood. It's especially hard to cure them of those "Fag-Hag" tendencies, as they come to expect "normal" men to be "sensitive" and "attentive" to all their "needs". This turns them into militant feminazis, and can lead to rampant lezbeanism if not nipped in the bud early.

Nobar King 04-13-2017 08:37 AM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
I don't have any sons, but if I did, he sure wouldn't be gay. No son of mine is going to be sticking his pecker somewhere he shouldn't.

Titus Templeton 04-13-2017 12:08 PM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
I think another important sign is "Wants to wear the clothes of his sisters". Because we had that problem in a friend's family. One day the boy told his dad that he wants to wear the clothes of his sister. You could imagine the terror that caused.

Michael Hezekiah Esq 04-13-2017 12:54 PM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
Gentlemen,


I pity your sons. Had I a son, he would be welcome to celebrate whatever lifestyle he is born to live. I would naturally remind him of the book of Leviticus, but I would also point out that same book would forbid a visit to Red Lobster, Joe's Crab Shack, and any number of little seafood shops in the state of Maryland, where the blue crab is tasty and abundant (I go there each summer for the sun, sand, and crab cakes in Ocean City).


G_d is merciful and loves His creation. When He sends Messiah to bring peace and order to this vale of tears, His anger will surely be directed toward some of you. Why?


1. I accept Jesus and no one supports me in that decision.
2. I expected some guidance here and all I got was a lot of "joo" comments. Well, if being a Jesus freak is like that, I want no part of it.
3. Picketers outside my Cumming, Iowa office, intimidating potential clients like some anti-abortion fanatics might do outside Planned Parenthood.
4. Even after I helped your pastor with legal issues related to his boy toys - oh, sorry: his "house boys" - and settled the matter about a section of Freehold you were about to lose, there were no thanks coming my way. No. Instead, I endured more anti-Semitism. I put out fires for you that could have stained the reputation of your organization, but there was no gratitude. Just jeers.
5. Your mistreatment of women. I have already posted here of G_d's honorable impression of the lovely females who inhabit our planet, and it surely doesn't jive with yours.


I pray G_d's mercy on you. His terrible swift sword will loose fateful lightning on the day of the Messiah's appearance. His truth will march on. I am enjoying my reclaimed heritage of Judaism, and I know that my Lord is pleased with me. I will nevermore roam from Him. At this lovely time of year, with friends inviting me to seders galore, I still take time to pray for all of you. I am sure that's not the case for you.


Mike H

Thomas Taylor 04-16-2017 03:42 AM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq (Post 1210071)
Gentlemen,

I pity your sons. Had I a son,


Hiya Mike,


Well, you don't. You have a bulldyke lesbo daughter. What you going to do about it?


Thomas. Taylor
P.S. I will still say a prayer for you every now and again

Michael Hezekiah Esq 04-16-2017 07:51 PM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor (Post 1210271)
Hiya Mike,


Well, you don't. You have a bulldyke lesbo daughter. What you going to do about it?


Thomas. Taylor
P.S. I will still say a prayer for you every now and again


Obviously you are still bitter about the way your little scheme worked out. Just to clarify your delusional mind, I am not married, I have no children. Also, you still owe me $23,000.


Happy Bunny Day.

Thomas Taylor 04-17-2017 03:41 AM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq (Post 1210326)
Obviously you are still bitter about the way your little scheme worked out. Just to clarify your delusional mind, I am not married, I have no children. Also, you still owe me $23,000.


Happy Bunny Day.




Mikey, Mikey, Mikey,


The fact that you mentioned a niece proves the fact that you have a daughter. all you people of the Jewish persuasion are inbred freds, everyone nose that:
http://www.newsweek.com/what-we-can-...h-genome-73025


With regards to a little scheme, I have no idea what you are talking about. After the investigation I was cleared of all counts. As for your check - as I said before it is in the post minus deductions as earlier indicated.


In closing, as always, I will say a little prayer for you.:
Let Christ, the Lord, guide you and keep you safe from harm.


YIC
TT

Historia 04-25-2017 11:13 AM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
<div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;">Excuse me, but some of these claims are very questionable. Here is why:</span></font></div><div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"><br></span></font></div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"1. Acts "different" from other boys."</b></span><div>Every boy acts different in his own way.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"2. A tendency to cry like girls do. Runs like a sissy. Doesn't enjoy fighting like other boys do."</b></span></div><div>Pacifistic behaviour&nbsp;is now considered homosexual? I was always taught to turn the other cheek and avoid the fight unless there is no other way.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"3. Plays with dolls. Especially baby and female dolls."</b></span></div><div>I was occasionally playing dolls as "family" with my best friend who was a girl (we didn't have we didn't have normal boys to play with. They had a bad influence on others and me). Then I fell in love with her when I was 14. Never had a thought there even was such thing as boy liking other boys.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"4. Likes to spend time in the company of girls. Doesn't find them to be disgusting at that age. He likes to play their games like jump rope, hop scotch and soccer."</b></span></div><div>This is a childish statement. See the p3. It all depends on the situation and the environment.</div><div><br><b><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;">"5. The other boys at school call him things like “queer,” “fag” and “gay.” Other children are great at recognizing homosexuality in their peer groups."</span></b></div><div>Today these words morphed to the basic insults. Like the word "Fu**ing" did. And just so you know children want to be "hip" and will pick up on any bad words fast without even realizing or caring of their actual meaning.</div><div><b><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;">"6. A tendency to lisp, mince, dress and acts like a girl. Puts his hand on his hip or behind. Arches his back."</span></b></div><div>I agree. Unless they saw it in some film and not trying to do the same.</div><div><b><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"></b><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"7. A desire for a clean room. Grooms too often. Doesn't slouch."</b></span></div><div>You just described every cannabis smoker who is also probably fat and smells like death. This statement even increases the chances of him being a homosexual.&nbsp;</div><div>&nbsp;<br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"8. Doesn't like toy guns or cars."</b></span></div><div>... read the p2.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"9. Talks too much. Doesn't grunt or give one word answers. Speaks in flowery prose."</b></span></div><div>Though I agree that the man must speak with his actions not words, but every situation demands it's own communication style.</div><div><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"10. Attempts to dress like a girl or wear makeup. Do not allow this behavior! Not even once."</b></span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;">Can't argue here.&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><br></span></div><div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;">I honestly surprised you didn't say "Likes cook a tasty foods and pastry".&nbsp;</span></font></div><div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;">I have a homosexual acquaintance and trust me, you </span><b style="font-size: 14.6667px;">CAN'T</b><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"> tell they are homosexual most of the time. Have you seen how muscular&nbsp;some of them are? Very little things give them away. I found out only when someone told me he has a man. &nbsp;I hope you do better next time...</span></font></div>

Elmer G. White 04-25-2017 11:31 AM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Historia (Post 1210951)
<div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;">Excuse me, but some of these claims are very questionable. Here is why:</span></font></div><div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"><br></span></font></div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"1. Acts "different" from other boys."</b></span><div>Every boy acts different in his own way.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"2. A tendency to cry like girls do. Runs like a sissy. Doesn't enjoy fighting like other boys do."</b></span></div><div>Pacifistic behaviour&nbsp;is now considered homosexual? I was always taught to turn the other cheek and avoid the fight unless there is no other way.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"3. Plays with dolls. Especially baby and female dolls."</b></span></div><div>I was occasionally playing dolls as "family" with my best friend who was a girl (we didn't have we didn't have normal boys to play with. They had a bad influence on others and me). Then I fell in love with her when I was 14. Never had a thought there even was such thing as boy liking other boys.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"4. Likes to spend time in the company of girls. Doesn't find them to be disgusting at that age. He likes to play their games like jump rope, hop scotch and soccer."</b></span></div><div>This is a childish statement. See the p3. It all depends on the situation and the environment.</div><div><br><b><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;">"5. The other boys at school call him things like “queer,” “fag” and “gay.” Other children are great at recognizing homosexuality in their peer groups."</span></b></div><div>Today these words morphed to the basic insults. Like the word "Fu**ing" did. And just so you know children want to be "hip" and will pick up on any bad words fast without even realizing or caring of their actual meaning.</div><div><b><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;">"6. A tendency to lisp, mince, dress and acts like a girl. Puts his hand on his hip or behind. Arches his back."</span></b></div><div>I agree. Unless they saw it in some film and not trying to do the same.</div><div><b><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"></b><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"7. A desire for a clean room. Grooms too often. Doesn't slouch."</b></span></div><div>You just described every cannabis smoker who is also probably fat and smells like death. This statement even increases the chances of him being a homosexual.&nbsp;</div><div>&nbsp;<br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"8. Doesn't like toy guns or cars."</b></span></div><div>... read the p2.</div><div><br><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"9. Talks too much. Doesn't grunt or give one word answers. Speaks in flowery prose."</b></span></div><div>Though I agree that the man must speak with his actions not words, but every situation demands it's own communication style.</div><div><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><b>"10. Attempts to dress like a girl or wear makeup. Do not allow this behavior! Not even once."</b></span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;">Can't argue here.&nbsp;</span></div><div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, &quot;lucida grande&quot;, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 14.6667px;"><br></span></div><div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;">I honestly surprised you didn't say "Likes cook a tasty foods and pastry".&nbsp;</span></font></div><div><font color="#333333" face="tahoma, verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;">I have a homosexual acquaintance and trust me, you </span><b style="font-size: 14.6667px;">CAN'T</b><span style="font-size: 14.6667px;"> tell they are homosexual most of the time. Have you seen how muscular&nbsp;some of them are? Very little things give them away. I found out only when someone told me he has a man. &nbsp;I hope you do better next time...</span></font></div>

:huh:

I am very sorry to have to point this out but are you possessed? If you are, you've come to the right place, as out Pastors are very skilled exorcists.

Luke 11:14
And he was casting out a devil, and it was dumb. And it came to pass, when the devil was gone out, the dumb spake; and the people wondered.

:praise:

Eventually, you may be able to communicate normally. There is hope! I'll start praying for you immediately!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 04-25-2017 12:17 PM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
:nono: I don't like this constant use of the word div, which is a popular insult in the Liverpool area. It means, more or less, mentally deficient, which is why it is so commonly used as it applies to most Liverpuddlians.

However, I shall rise above the provocation: Proverbs 11:12.

Historia 04-25-2017 05:10 PM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White (Post 1210953)
:huh:

I am very sorry to have to point this out but are you possessed? If you are, you've come to the right place, as out Pastors are very skilled exorcists.

:D Not possessed, just something went wrong and all of the code popped up and flooded everything.


Anyway, I don't think it was worth of a warning :(

Elmer G. White 04-25-2017 05:18 PM

Re: Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White (Post 1210953)
:praise:

Eventually, you may be able to communicate normally. There is hope! I'll start praying for you immediately!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Historia (Post 1210969)
:D Not possessed, just something went wrong and all of the code popped up and flooded everything.

Anyway, I don't think it was worth of a warning :(

Can't you see?! My prayers worked! Your spelling is much improved already! Now you know that choosing Jesus is definitely worth the effort!

James 5:16
Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.


Praise Jesus!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:


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