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Nobar King 09-28-2013 10:27 AM

Mouthwash: the next threat to intoxicate your children
 
Satan will get his hands on anyway he can and you know your children will do anything to corrupt themselves and sin so here is a musical ditty that describes the pitfalls of raising decent children:


Kids will do anything to get high. Don't buy your kids mouthwash (or hand sanitizer).

Youth Minister Harry 10-14-2015 10:11 AM

Re: Mouthwash: the next threat to intoxicate your children
 
I recently discovered one of my pupil's mouths was leaving a minty scent on everything it touched. I asked him if he used mouthwash, and he just stared off into space. I demanded to know why, and then he started to cry. I had to bend that boy over and work the devil out of him right there on the spot! Satan had gotten a hold of the boy through mouthwash. Mouthwash is no joke. It is just another way the homo-liberal queergenda is infiltrating our children's bathrooms! We have got to take a stand! If you suspect your boy is using mouthwash, send him up to my prayer shed and I'll set him straight right away! When it's all said and done, no Landover boy is going to catch the gay in the end!

Ph0enix808 10-14-2015 02:17 PM

Re: Mouthwash: the next threat to intoxicate your children
 
in an evil satanic documentary "the office" some woman WORKING drank hand sanitize because the alcohol

thank you for the warning!

Johny Joe Hold 10-14-2015 11:43 PM

Re: Mouthwash: the next threat to intoxicate your children
 
I keep a list of national chain stores who ask me it they can put their stores in Freehold. Mostly, the answer is no. I sent Victoria's Secret packing a while back. We don't need porn pretending to be "retailing".

Then came the chain drug stores, Walgreen and CVS. They are selling booze in the name of health. I told them, "OK, you can put up a store here but no mouthwash." They were speechless.

Goodbye and good riddance to them as well.

alooneymormon 10-15-2015 01:59 AM

Re: Mouthwash: the next threat to intoxicate your children
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Youth Minister Harry (Post 1162050)
I recently discovered one of my pupil's mouths was leaving a minty scent on everything it touched. I asked him if he used mouthwash, and he just stared off into space. I demanded to know why, and then he started to cry. I had to bend that boy over and work the devil out of him right there on the spot! Satan had gotten a hold of the boy through mouthwash. Mouthwash is no joke. It is just another way the homo-liberal queergenda is infiltrating our children's bathrooms! We have got to take a stand! If you suspect your boy is using mouthwash, send him up to my prayer shed and I'll set him straight right away! When it's all said and done, no Landover boy is going to catch the gay in the end!

Minister-- Your pupil may have been trying to rid his mouth of something unclean......

Youth Minister Harry 10-15-2015 02:37 AM

Re: Mouthwash: the next threat to intoxicate your children
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by alooneymormon (Post 1162162)
Minister-- Your pupil may have been trying to rid his mouth of something unclean......

Unclean, my blow hole! That boy was licquor guzzling like a common seaman!

Back against wall 10-15-2015 04:58 AM

Re: Mouthwash: the next threat to intoxicate your children
 
Minister Harry. Whatever you do, don't allow this boy to clean his own shoes. Before I was saved, Praise Jesus, and I was incarcerated, a gentle man by the name of Ben Dover (I think he said) taught me how to filter boot polish through bread. It is a most disgusting thick liquid that renders one paralytic. The things they do in jail. I know Satan exists.


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