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Brother Temperance 09-19-2006 11:21 AM

Is Your Child a Godless Goth?
 
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If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure
and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental
guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
following are applicable to your child:

1-Frequently wears black clothing.
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
3-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
4-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
5-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
6-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
(Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against
the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible, prayer, church or sports.
9-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
10-Takes drugs.
11-Drinks alcohol.
12-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
13-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
14-Complains of boredom.
15-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
16-Is excessively awake during the night.
17-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
18-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
19-Spends large amounts of time alone.
20-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child
may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
21-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
22-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders
are but a few examples of this.
23-Misbehaves at school.
24-Misbehaves at home.
25-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of
this.
26-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
27-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
28-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing
nature.
29-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.
30-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
31-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
32-Expresses an interest in sex.
33-Masturbates.
34-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
36-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
37-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it.
If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental
health center.

eliot mayfield 09-19-2006 12:09 PM

If there's a mass shooting at a school, you can be sure a Goth was behind it all! As a teacher I am always on the lookout for Goths and the danger they pose. Thank you for this invaluable information brother!:thumbsup:

Pastor Ezekiel 09-19-2006 12:37 PM

My experience with gothtards is that they fall into one of two camps; sallow zit-faced homer boys who want an excuse to wear make up and dress up in their mother's black clothing, and fat zit-faced girls who are ugly as sin and grateful for the attention the homer boys give them. They claim to not worship satan, not sacrifice Christian babies, etc., etc. They are a by-product of liebral parents allowing kids to celebrate Halloween and demonic rock music. The only positive thing about this cult is that they never procreate. Jesus sends them to eternal damnation fairly quickly where they are grilled for satan's breakfast.

Daisy Mae Johnson 09-19-2006 06:32 PM

Take a gander at these unGODLY demon possessed children. They are on a fast train to be sodomized by Satan for all of eternity.

They think they like to self inflict pain...but they have no idea how pianful the real HELL is going to be!

GOD hate's forlorn, melodramatic Gothtards.

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6822/goth4nx7.jpg
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8593/goth2gk6.jpg
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8...thtard2vv0.jpg
(If I looked like this I would want to kiill myself too)


If they were MY children, I would stone them to Death. As JESUS commands us to do.


Distressed, Sister Thumper

Mrs. Rogers 09-20-2006 12:01 AM

Is this creature a 'goth'? I am unsure due to it wearing a rather lively blue.

http://i9.tinypic.com/4dcy33m.jpg

Pastor Isaac Peters 09-20-2006 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers (Post 1898)
Is this creature a 'goth'? I am unsure due to it wearing a rather lively blue.

That creature could be something even more horrifying than a goth -- a goth wannabee.

Mrs. Rogers 09-20-2006 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou (Post 1901)
That creature could be something even more horrifying than a goth -- a goth wannabee.

Hmm ... so there are 'goth wannabees' too? How do they get along with the big goths; are there more similarities than differences, or is it more of a teddy boy vs. beatnik dynamic? It is quite difficult keeping track of teen terrorism these days, what with 'Elvis the Pelvis' and the Beatles wanting to hold everyone's hand - no wonder so many unwedded girls are getting knocked up willy-nilly.

And as for the goths, I suspect this is the reason why MySpace.com is riddled with them - that and their wanting somewhere to blog their dreary, earnest poetry.

Ixi 09-20-2006 01:12 AM

Is this considered goth?

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...s/letshope.jpg

Rachael Van Helsing 09-20-2006 01:54 AM

This topic again, argh....honestly, what have goths ever done to you? Have you ever had any of them FORCE you to read their poetry?? Force you to dress as they do or listen to the same music?

Most of them generally prefer to be left alone, so what's the big deal? Now if they, like you folk, tried to convert people THEN I could see a reason to resent that (hint hint)....although I think some folk here would look charming in goth gear...gothic Mrs Rogers.....gothic Zeke......gothic Pastor Al! :rofl:

Pastor Isaac Peters 09-20-2006 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 1918)

That is considered someone whose friend cannot operate a camera correctly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 1928)
....although I think some folk here would look charming in goth gear...gothic Mrs Rogers.....gothic Zeke......gothic Pastor Al! :rofl:

Goodness, but you're easily amused.

Petal 09-20-2006 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs.Van Hellslinker (Post 1928)
Have you ever had any of them FORCE you to read their poetry??

:fie: i prays that never happen, Mrs.Hellsinger, cuz i read some once an it went a liddle like this

i crieds, an then
i dieds
but i not really dieds
i were still alives wiv my bottle of
apple ciders
an my bottle of
asprins
so i crieds some more.

my eyeliner runny
it run run run
down my face
it clog my pores
an i gets a noo pimple
an it make me crys.

maybee The Cure can cure me
but Mr.Smith real oldin nows
his lipstick look even worser
than my eyeliner
an all i can do is crys.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss.Ixi (Post 1918)
Is this considered goth?

-_-Miss.Ixi, you needs to quits while you still aheads, cuz you to purty to be a goth folk but if you carry on down them gothick paths you not gonna look so goods:(

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66...pooky_goth.jpg

Rachael Van Helsing 09-20-2006 04:55 AM

I think your poem is lovely, Petal :D

Pastor Ezekiel 09-20-2006 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 1918)

...I'm afraid to ask this, but what is that pearly goo that is barely contained in your mouth?:fear2: :icon8:

eliot mayfield 09-20-2006 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing (Post 1928)
This topic again, argh....honestly, what have goths ever done to you? Have you ever had any of them FORCE you to read their poetry?? Force you to dress as they do or listen to the same music?

Most of them generally prefer to be left alone, so what's the big deal? Now if they, like you folk, tried to convert people THEN I could see a reason to resent that (hint hint)....although I think some folk here would look charming in goth gear...gothic Mrs Rogers.....gothic Zeke......gothic Pastor Al! :rofl:

Listen you liebral retard! Goths are a real menace! I work in education and it's a shame you didn't have a teacher like me. No Goth is allowed in my classroom. Check out some facts about Goths. They are not peaceful loving poetry readers.

http://indiauncut.blogspot.com/2006/...veer-gill.html

A young man in Canada named Kimveer Gill writes his profile on a goth site, VampireGeeks.com. He uses the handle Fatality666 (now seemingly deleted), and his list of 'likes' includes "Super Psycho Maniacs roaming the streets freely." Much of his writing is incoherent and rambly, and somewhere there is the line, "Life is a video game, you've got to die sometime."

Sounds familiar? Well, those are the words
Devin Moore used three years ago at a police station after shooting three Alabama policemen. "Life is a video game, you've got to die sometime." And yesterday, Kimveer Gill went on a shooting spree at Dawson College, Montreal, killing one person and wounding 20.

Trenchcoat mafia, columbine, Goths too!


Look what this Goth did to a group of Christians:
Dec. 1, 1997:
Heath High School, West Paducah, Ky.


Michael Carneal, a 14-year-old student at Heath High School in West Paducah, Ky., opens fire shortly after arriving at school, targeting a youth prayer group. Eight people are hit and three die. Carneal surrenders to the school principal. He is sentenced to three concurrent life sentences for murder and an additional 120 years for five counts of attempted murder and burglary.


Look at this link to see how many people Goths have killed!
http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/school-shootings/


Lady, if I see a Goth I want to kill it before it kills me!

Bobby-Joe 09-20-2006 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 1918)

With the make up and dramatic clothing I'd say she is a carpet munching Thespian. You can almost see her applying "the method" (to use the thespian code) on another woman. Yep, strait from the Isle of Thesbos.

Ixi 09-20-2006 04:38 PM

Its not me, its my sister.

Talitha 09-20-2006 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 2038)
Its not me, its my sister.


Well, here's a reminder for her:............
http://www.fileXXXlodge.com/files/ro...ossNotDown.jpg

Pastor Al E Pistle 09-20-2006 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ixi (Post 2038)
Its not me, its my sister.

Let's see....you are a wickedan and your sister wants to be a goth but can't quite get the look right. Wonderful.

If you two want to be goths, please read the list at the beginning of this thread, buy some black clothes and then go play in the street.

XianGothDude 09-21-2006 03:03 AM

At the risk of being blasted, who are you to judge the "evil" and the "demonic", It's sad to think that if I walked into any of your churches I'd be probably kicked out, Jesus as you know came to help the sick, wounded and broken, aren't we to emulate Jesus' example and help those lost rather than bashing them and breaking them down even more?

Bobby-Joe 09-21-2006 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XianGothDude (Post 2194)
At the risk of being blasted, who are you to judge the "evil" and the "demonic", It's sad to think that if I walked into any of your churches I'd be probably kicked out, Jesus as you know came to help the sick, wounded and broken, aren't we to emulate Jesus' example and help those lost rather than bashing them and breaking them down even more?

Friend,

I assure you if you walked into our church the last thing we would do would be to kick you out.

Now what is this about us not helping people to Christ Friend? We will use any and all methoids to bring Jesus love to lost souls. Were some so called Christians would give up we are willing to cut the skin off a skinner and rub vinager into their wounds. All in the hope that they will reach for Jesus.

Does that sound like we are callous and don't care? How dare you judge us. I would like see you try to block out the sobbing screams of some poor sinner while doing Jesus tough love to them.


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