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Pastor Ezekiel 05-22-2009 02:30 AM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by Ugly_Kid_Joe (Post 326743)
Even more evidence that Pokemon is evil:



I'm convinced. You can't argue with evidence like that!

superLug 05-23-2009 05:34 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by Nobar King (Post 326585)
Looks like a bird eating a butterfly, to me:
http://i350.photobucket.com/albums/q...other/bird.gif


COOL!!! I want some of whatever you're smoking!!!

eric the retard 02-11-2010 10:11 PM

Pokemon is amazing! ^_^
 
i lmfao'd when i saw this! pokemon is amazing! im 16 nd getting the newest game next month. im roman catholic so smd.:thumbsup::)B):innocent::D

James Dewitt 02-11-2010 10:16 PM

Re: Pokemon is amazing! ^_^
 
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Originally Posted by Bob Berith (Post 470527)
i lmfao'd when i saw this! pokemon is amazing! im 16 nd getting the newest game next month. im roman catholic so smd.:thumbsup::)B):innocent::D

Are you also happy about ridding the log flume to Hell?
At 16 you can still repent your sins Papist! It's not to late Jesus is waiting:D

eric the retard 02-11-2010 10:22 PM

this page is hialrious XD:thumbsup::lol:

why would God dam his people if he loves us? O.o think about that

James Hutchins 02-11-2010 10:27 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by Bob Berith (Post 470532)
this page is hialrious XD:thumbsup::lol:

Son, are you a retard? :gaa:

eric the retard 02-11-2010 10:32 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
who the hell do you think your talking too?!

James Hutchins 02-11-2010 10:38 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by Bob Berith (Post 470542)
who the hell do you think your talking too?!

Does your shoe fit?

Cranky Old Man 02-11-2010 10:40 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by Bob Berith (Post 470542)
who the hell do you think your talking too?!

A retard. Didn't you read his posting? Are you also stupid?

eric the retard 02-11-2010 10:42 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
pokemon is one of the best things ever created <3http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001..._movie_002.jpg

James Dewitt 02-11-2010 10:46 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 470540)
Son, are you a retard? :gaa:


Brother James take it easy on him he is a cathrelik, and most likely been drugged by pedophile priests. I know he is a bit old for the Pervert Priests, he might have been held captive under the stairs for many years.

Cranky Old Man 02-11-2010 10:46 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by eric the retard (Post 470554)
pokemon is one of the best things ever created

Please leave us alone and go prepare for being sodomized by satan for all eternity. :sinner: :haha:

eric the retard 02-11-2010 10:52 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
you guys are some serious fundamentalists XD :thumbsup:

Cranky Old Man 02-11-2010 10:58 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by eric the retard (Post 470561)
you guys are some serious fundamentalists XD

Yes we are. We follow the KJV1611 Bible to the letter and we are very proud of that.

2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Pastor Ezekiel 02-11-2010 10:58 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by eric the retard (Post 470561)
you guys are some serious fundamentalists XD :thumbsup:

Flattery will get you nowhere boy. :angry:

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm:

James Hutchins 02-11-2010 11:00 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by eric the retard (Post 470554)
pokemon is one of the worst things ever created <3http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001..._movie_002.jpg

You are correct! :lol:

Joe Berith 02-11-2010 11:02 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
There is even a Rainbow pokemon! we all know rainbows are recruiting tools of those homers! http://archives.bulbagarden.net/medi...8Cresselia.png

eric the retard 02-11-2010 11:03 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
its because of you pifflein extremists and fundamentalists that our world is being torn apart. so all of you can smd :lex_12::devil::death:

Cranky Old Man 02-11-2010 11:05 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by eric the retard (Post 470569)
its because of you pifflein extremists and fundamentalists that our world is being torn apart. so all of you can smd

Did you see what you just wrote there? Don't you think you went a tad over the top there? Time to pray to Jesus friend. If you beg for forgiveness He will love even you.

Pastor Ezekiel 02-11-2010 11:05 PM

Re: Pokemon: (aka Poke-a-man) still a threat to families
 
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Originally Posted by eric the retard (Post 470569)
its because of you pifflein extremists and fundamentalists that our world is being torn apart. so all of you can smd :lex_12::devil::death:

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and obsessive masturbation to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right. :tiphat:

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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!! :yahoo:

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


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