Who follows the True Christian style-guide?
 

A while ago Brother Jeb came up with a plan for a consistent style for our writings, so that everything would be easy to follow. He follows it, I follow it, Sister Sally's husband makes her follow it, and doctor Laurie did, before she started confusing colors with smells. Anyway, here's a quick refresher:

Quotes from the Bible and True Christians are in red (as in, red-state):

The Bible says "Thou shalt not steal" And "The problem with the French is they have no word for entrepreneur" - George W Bush

Quotes from Satan and his useful idiots are in blue (as in, blue-state):

"The Bible doesn't say what it says it says. I have a magic thing called context, which turns God into my yes-man."

Mainstream media sources, and misc. quotes are purple, like swing states:

"Welcome to CNN"

That's really all that's too it, as far as I can remember. Please add anything I forgot, or that should be added.

We used to do a lot more to discourage the ladies from their shiny, blingey animated .gifs and the Japanese-style !!!!!! but thanks to some ruthless work from the moderators it's been brought under control, allowing us to relax our standards in this area.

Re: Who follows the True Christian style-guide?
 

Actually, my husband doesn't even understand the internet. He calls it "that bunch of tubes with the pussies in it" (I'm sure he means LOLcats). Most of our congregation is afraid of the internet, it's really too bad. People who read this forum are really only seeing the tip of the True Christian™ iceberg.

Yay!!! I'm going to interpret your generosity as weakness, here we go!!!!

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Re: Who follows the True Christian style-guide?
 

OH YE GENERATION OF VIPERS! All I did was show you the proper way to do everything, so that you don't have to keep doing things the wrong way. We would color-code our quotes just like God color-coded people. Yet you ignored me, like I was some street bum showing about his invisible friends voices in his head. You are persecuting me! There is a war on Jeb Thurmond!

And the ladies have seen us blink, and we're going to end up back in the blinging times.

I don't want to live on this internet any more.:(