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MitzaLizalor 10-23-2022 03:19 AM

Weapons on Church premises
 
Perhaps there's a case to be made for a concealed carry permit, even among Christians although Jesus did not mention this when He explained that going armed was more important than wearing clothes or at least a nice overcoat.

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All maniacs want to destroy Christians. It doesn't matter which value system they subscribe to, everywhere they go they seek to dominate and establish their idiocy regardless of the cost in human lives. But should permission be required for weapons that CAN'T be concealed?

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Clearly any decent machine gun would be obvious and virtually impossible to conceal. Cannons, bazookas, elephant guns and so on are much the same and any wheel mounted ordnance could not be hidden by even the most voluminous garment, for example as shown bottom right, above. The only question would be whether Pastor should make it a requirement to be armed at services, in these days of persecution, the very last days of all.

Dennis Lukes 10-23-2022 01:02 PM

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No one should have to concealed carry at church, it's outrageous. I'd like to see some Jew York judge try and stop me from open carrying to Sunday services.

James Hutchins 10-23-2022 03:02 PM

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I carry several weapons all the time. I often CCW because I do not like to advertise my good fortune. I have compassion for those that can only afford a stick.
I've found a well made suit can accommodate my 1911 and multiple mags and still enable me to be stylish. However, no where in the KJV Bible does it tell us we must CCW. I has to be a matter of personal choice and not dictated by some want-to-be supposed authority.
Remember, a well groomed parishioner is a reflection of its' Pastor.
At home or visiting people, I'll simply have a weapon on my belt, securely snapped in because children are curious and I'd not like one to grab my weapon and shoot it indiscriminately.

MitzaLizalor 10-24-2022 02:06 AM

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When savages overran The Romans intent on destroying not only a society Jesus respected but Christianity too, they came overland. Not being seafarers made Britain less of a low-hanging fruit so they contented themselves with installing their fake emperor and absent Romans would probably stay where they were, if well enough positioned and given the proclivities of the locals – which we don't need to dwell on here but would certainly be an added bonus for even lower middle Romans if they changed their name to Smith, Jones or Ędwy. As a result there's a good cache of Roman stuff relatively well preserved over there and I checked out The British Museum's virtual tour of Room 49.

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There are so many fascinating objects on display that typify Roman Britain.
Use Google Street View to browse the collection in Room 49.

Straight ahead upon arrival, down past the amphorae and a small bay on the right, 2nd or 3rd cabinet on right with the swords behind you.

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Objects which show similarities can be categorised into groups, for example iron swords sorted by length, which can then be placed in a tentative chronological order. Archaeologists try to give these groups concrete dates, sometimes by looking at other items found at the same site, such as coins.
TAP GRAPHIC FOR LARGER VERSION OF DISPLAY CABINET

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The gents' coats [top row in OP] other than the first and third examples are not well suited to concealment. The museum display shows relative sizes of weapons available to Jesus when He discussed them and He did say that two would be sufficient. Luke 22:38 When present with the disciples in the flesh there was little need for weapons because Jesus could generate anti-demon repulse fields and heal any injuries Luke 22:50-51 but after His return to Heaven the need for weapons swung into action. The ladies' coats would be better [bottom row in OP] for smaller sized items and Jesu's understanding of what would be available now can be assessed from the museum displays. Nevertheless Luke 22:36 it remains more important to have a weapon than a garment (Jesus does not specify which garments should be retained for modesty) and with persecution of and discrimination against Christians being rampant especially in America and Britain as devils seek to take over the administration and bring everyone low, what was in His mind is easy to determine thanks to The British Museum and whether arms should be mandatory in Church services readily set out by Jesus Christ just so we would know {A} what to expect and {B} what to do about it.





url for Room 49
https://artsandculture.google.com/streetview/british-museum/AwEp68JO4NECkQ?sv_h=307.99753064511447&sv_p=-7.056012655920327&sv_pid=EGQ9H9cihPFf6c9CBuo4cQ&sv _lid=3582009757710443819&sv_lng=-0.1261299806647287&sv_lat=51.51930046101796&sv_z=0 .691129249945927

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 11-18-2022 08:19 PM

Re: Weapons on Church premises
 
The thing I always say about guns is that guns aren't the problem. Crazy people are the problem. As long as there's a sign up on the Church door: NO CRAZY DEMOCRATS then everybody is perfectly safe even considering the amount of weaponry in untrained hands all around them.

Unfalsifiable 11-19-2022 10:05 AM

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As per Luke 22:38 I like to carry two weapons. It's pretty clear.

MitzaLizalor 11-19-2022 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable (Post 1304663)
As per Luke 22:38 I like to carry two weapons. It's pretty clear.

Thank you. God is always clear on the important topics. Weapons? Yes: explicit. Quinoa? Spelt flour @ ×2 price? No: nothing. I think of this like that paper/scissors/rock game. Except it's real. Satan always loses but now is now and he's not done yet.

David09sm 12-20-2022 05:56 AM

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The law prohibits weapons in a place of worship unless the church's governing body or authority permits it. Thus, if a church does not "opt in" or vote to permit weapons on its property, then weapons are not allowed. Of course, I have a humongous "biological" weapon between my legs. I'm a stud.

WWJDnow 12-20-2022 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by David09sm (Post 1305504)
Of course, I have a humongous "biological" weapon between my legs. I'm a stude.

This is a church website. Nobody wants to hear about your unusually large scrotum or how you use it to attack others.

All men and boys of age 3 or older are required to carry at least one weapon to services in all Landover Baptist Church buildings. It's optional but recommended for girls and the ladies of Landover. This is why we have airport scanners at every entrance. Of course, the policy does not apply to our negro and hispaniolic and oriental servants.

handmaiden 12-20-2022 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by David09sm (Post 1305504)
I have a humongous "biological" weapon between my legs. I'm a stud.

Is it possible that the diminishing quality of trolls that Satan is sending at us is just more proof that we are in The End Times?


Think about it for a moment. Satan used to send some persistent, energized protesters to this site. The battles fought over the actual contents of God's Holy Word and Its purposes were legendary. Now, we get unimaginative toddlers who brag about their wee-wees.


Satan's best minions have been destroyed by the excellent Bible scholarship on display here at Landover Baptist. He has nothing left but low-level irritants to wield.


:glory:

Johny Joe Hold 12-20-2022 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 1305510)
Is it possible that the diminishing quality of trolls that Satan is sending at us is just more proof that we are in The End Times?
Think about it for a moment. Satan used to send some persistent, energized protesters to this site. The battles fought over the actual contents of God's Holy Word and Its purposes were legendary. Now, we get unimaginative toddlers who brag about their wee-wees.
Satan's best minions have been destroyed by the excellent Bible scholarship on display here at Landover Baptist. He has nothing left but low-level irritants to wield.

High School sophomores seem to come here. Where are the Christian parents? :nono:

MitzaLizalor 12-21-2022 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 1303970)
I've found a well made suit can accommodate my 1911 and multiple mags and still enable me to be stylish.

There are some pretty rugged looking gents' overcoats done in bear, mink, sable and so on that would fit your requirements. Are these appropriate for Christians or would straight leather be better (for gifts) there is some nice oak-tanned product out there but, for colder conditions, fur is better?

Asking for a friend.


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