Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies
I was reading this phoney-baloney bleeding heart FALSE Christian sermon, when I was struck by the following statement:
“hell is paved with the skulls of infants not a span long” Now, a span is 23 inches, so I thought they were rather big skulls for being infants' skulls. After a while it dawned upon me that it was the infants, not the skulls, who were "not a span long". Ooops. :blush: Anyway, it got me wondering about the exact nature of building materials that God used when He created Hell (Matthew 25:41). As a True Christian™ I only except to see Hell from the other side of the great gulf, so please indulge an old man's curiosity. Jonathan Edwards (1703–1758) claimed that "The road to hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies", while Richard Baxter (1615-1691) is quoted in Hazlitt's "Table Talk" for stating from the pulpit, "Hell is paved with infants' skulls". According to Chrysostom it was priests' skulls and not infants' skulls. I hope my True Christian™ brethren and sistren have given thoughts to this theological puzzle. |
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Anyway, is it the road to hell, or the roads in hell that are paved with these skulls? What do they use all the new skulls for? Improvements? Filling skull sized potholes? Also, what was hell paved with before it was paved with skulls? And how long did it take to aquire them for paving? |
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Once the Godless Democrats legalized abortion and the murder of infants, Hell had so much surplus that a DOT had to be formed to create all sorts of new roads and even a highway between Hells capital in Mecca and the actual lake of fire beside Satans cave.
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Lets stop them before it's too late. Nuke a gay Jihadist for Jesus. Yours in Christ, Buford |
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you baptists are truly evil, truly. how can you believe that innocent childs will go to hell if they werent baptized? are you so self centered, egocentric?
i mean, i have arguments against other religions, but you people, i remain speechless in shock, you are just plain evil and egoist. thats the only thing you are, you truly make me sick. |
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Got asbestos? :flame: |
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no, i dont need it, i will burn along with the loyal if i need to.
cant you people see the bible was written by the traitors of christ? and you expect to be saved by it? give up on it, they perversed, and destroyed jesus's original message. thats a fact, they are traitors of a prophet, they missed their chance. why do you keep giving it to them, when they killed your god, your idol? shouldnt you be more hateful to those who killed Him, than to innocent unbaptized kids? |
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Please tell how Christ's message was "perversed and destroyed", and by whom exactly. Who are these "they" you keep whining about? I am sure that you have proof to show as well? BTW: I didn't know that vikings were queers. |
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'they' are the people who betrayed jesus, his followers! the ones who wrote the freaken bible, dumbass. i am sure that if your lord christ is truly the son of god, his message was of peace and tolerance, and not about flagging as 'gay' or 'evil' everything you see. "BTW: I didn't know that vikings were queers." you are a worthless brainwashed mormon. sorry if that insults you, but if you think that calling me queer does insult me, you are a complete mormon. the other two insults are implied. note that behind every insult i have an argument, i could just say, as you do "your just a sissy who cant accept evil as it is in this earth and needs to hide behind his god and his salvation". but i prefer to be educated, and worthit |
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You have thee half-baked notions about Jesus, but you can't back them up with any proof. We have the Holy KJV bible, but then you don't accept God's own Words! Don't come into our Godly forum making up vague lies and spewing hatred everywhere. If you are going to accuse us of being false Christians, then back it up with substance. I don't know what to do with you boy. It is clear that satan has you by the short hairs. |
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you do know im not a catholic, i have arguments against catholics aswell.
"Your evidence of this is what, exactly? Please tell us exactly how you came to know that the preserved version of the message is different from the destroyed original." 1. what evidence do YOU have that its not altered 2. my evidence is common sense, a prophet would want peace, and not racism towards other beliefs. "You have given me nothing. You are talking our of your ass, felipe. Who are "they"? Have you ever even read the Bible? It doesn't sound like it." i believe to have answered that, i dont remember all their names, but his...is apostles the word in english? well, they never came unto his rescue, they stood as cowards, as queers, as sissys. did they not? now, i see you cursing sissys all the time, here you have them, i believe these are the names: Simon, Peter, Andrew, James The Greater, John, Phillip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James The Lesser, Simon, Jude, and Judas Iscariot according to most christians, only Iscariot betrayed Christ...but none of his other apostles came to his rescue either, so they can be considered as traitors aswell. "I don't know what to do with you boy. It is clear that satan has you by the short hairs." i do not believe in satan, or an evil entity. MEN are evil, we do not need an evil diety, we just use them to explain our evilness. if you have not yet noticed im agnostic, so i choose not to believe in satan. |
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Jesus wasn't a mere prophet, Achmed. He is God, incarnated into Human form, here to free us from sin. Quote:
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no, ive told you, im agnostic, dont judge when you dont know, ignorant. if i were muslim, i would have said allah, instead of god, and mentioned at least once Mahoma, the thing is, i didnt, so dont go around blabbing nonesense. intellectual dishonesty? so, you cant prove me wrong, but i am intellectually dishonest. if you could, you would prove me wrong. its pretty simple, either you can, or you cannot. ive told you, i rely on reason, not on books, i rely on my own analysis, and not on a bunch of jews 2000+ years ago. thus my proof comes only by analysis, thus i cannot prove you wrong. i never told you what to believe in, and if i did, it was sureley not my intention. and about the racist part...english is not my mother language, but not so long ago, even racist could fit an average christian! aside that, there is no such thing as races, thats proven wrong, there are ethnic groups of genetical heritage. so, according to your quote of Einstein, there is NO racism. but there are cases like you people, of course, who curse everyone for being different, and require everyone to act the same, in order to 'be saved'. now, that seems a lil' communist, doesnt it? how can you prove jesus was god incarnated in human flesh? i mean, aside from the bible, which is your universal argument against everything. if he was, why did he need to die to 'forgive' us?, thats a bit random. i mean, a god, who needs to die temporarily, so he can save his own creation...save it from what? HE's the owner of the universe, isnt he? if he is, why does he need to come and die in a cross? i will get all the last paragraph straight, for i got a little enraged. if god is almighty, omnipowerful, and owner of the whole universe, why does he have to save us? if he was almighty wouldnt he just destroy the demons and satan? i believe he would. if there is an omnipowerful and perfect god, we need not to fear anything in this universe, for it is all his, is it not? i dont know if i got the message across, its difficult to explain upon deaf ears. "They weren't supposed to. The plan all along was for Jesus to die on the cross so that mankind could be free from sin." ok, we are free of sin, why do we need to get baptized then? besides, how can you prove he was supposed to, and it was not only an ugly turn of destiny for a warmhearted prophet? "I think your kind calls him Ha-Shaitan." i think ive told you enough about me not being muslim, and me not having an evil deity. if you decide to blind your eyes from this text, poor you, its a fact you will never see truth again. |
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Repent, before it's too late, Buford |
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yes, because with the old american lifestyle were going to last so much time in this earth, aint we?
besides, i support al gore, but let me remember you, ideologies are far from religions. i know my religion, another person cannot tell me what i am, whithout me already knowing it. less if the other person is a fanatic |
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