Plastic Straw Ban is now in effect - Whites exempted
First things first, yes, it is permissible to have a white person suck your drink through a straw and then spit it into your mouth for you.
Secondly, while we understand that banning only non-whites from using plastic has a disparate impact on non-whites, we are only doing this because non-whites have a disparate impact on the environment: https://underthecblog.files.wordpres...ic-sources.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DutzBtrWkAAp-52.jpg Look, I wished we could have been color-blind about this and treated people as individuals rather than racial groups to be collectively blamed for problems, but that's just not how things are done these days. :shrug: |
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Since white people are such a small part of the problem we can ignore all that prohibition of plastic. We are free to dump whatever we want wherever we want. |
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I guess it was a bit premature to buy all of those steel reusable straws.
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Don't forget blowing. Sucking and blowing. Thank all the boys for applying so much intense backdoor pressure. Praise Jesus! |
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Straws are not mentioned in the Bible. Is it possible that they were invented by the Catholic Church to simulate oral sodomy? Personally, I never use the things. If Jesus didn't use straws, then who am I to complain about raising my glass a few inches higher?
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The Indonesians may be #2 when it comes to throwing plastic in the ocean, but they are 1# when it comes to fishing that plastic out again and recycling it creatively.
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Proverbs 31:6 Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. |
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So it turns out after western geniuses spent an absurd amount of time and money coming up high-tech pipe-dream solutions, and spent an absurd amount of political capital on annoying bans and pressure campaigns, someone came up with a solution:
https://www.laguiadelvaron.com/wp-co...elvaron-2.jpeg It's called a "net". But it doesn't employ academics, big tech, activists, or lawyers/politicians, so don't expect it to ever go into use. I imagine if the powers that be had any brains, they would just take a bunch of fishing drag-nets, put a line of them at whatever bridge is furthest downstream on the 10 rivers that deliver 90% of the problem, and build 20 plastic recycling plants, one on either side of each river. Maybe the nets could move like a conveyor belt - sort of like this: Think of it as a replacement for garbage trucks, which burn lots of gas as they pick up plastic for recycling. Just toss your recycling in the river, and it will be delivered with zero emissions. Fund the thing with a tiny tax on plastic straws, if we really do each use 10 straws daily as they claim, it will fund itself very quickly. Of course, if the powers that be had any brains, they would know that none of this matters because the world's seas are about to be turned into blood: Rev 8:8 Rev 16:3, . |
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I do save up the cans and bottles for the five cent deposit, though. The money for my maids' Christmas bonuses has got to come from somewhere! |
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Could you rewrite this the same, only saying that plastic straws have been Abolished?
Not a big deal, I just really like the word Abolish. |
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I'm certainly inclined to think that if Jesus didn't consider drinking straws worthy of note in the Bible (KJV1611), then I don't need to pay any attention either.
On the other hand, archeologists have found drinking straws in the ruins of ancient Sumerian cities, which indicates that they probably were around in the time of Jesus. So Jesus also had the opportunity to comment on them - like mixed fabric in clothing, but He didn't. What I don't understand about the globull warming hoax denier greenie types is their objection to plastic drinking straws. Plastic drinking straws are made from oil, and for every barrel of oil that goes into making plastic drinking straws, there's one less barrel of oil that would contribute to CO2. Those of us with any common sense left would suggest a simple solution to the plastic drinking straw "problem". Don't throw them out at all, simply save them up and burn them in your fireplace for heat during the winter time. |
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I'm revisiting This Thread just to mention that I have a bunch of Steel straws taking up space in my drawer. I realize that I just don't use straws when I drink
if all the Democrats get elected this time they'll probably pass some sort of Bill mandating that farms grow Rye in order to harvest for straws like they used to do. they have bamboo farms all over Asia for harvesting Chopsticks. There's no reason why we can't have thousands or millions of Acres of Rye fields in order to harvest for organic straws. |
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Black people have not polluted the oceans with drinking straws because the white man has stolen everything from Africa and they even took all the straws when they left. It's the Chinese people. They are as responsible as the white man for everything bad.
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How often have we heard that South Asia is the cradle of enlightenment? No doubt its morbidly obese sex gurus perched on silk cushions deliver something mistaken for enlightenment to hallucinating Westerners but their controlled emotional output gives the game away immediately. They know that I know that and that there'll never be intercourse between us despite the dung fumes. We're talking VISIBLE DUNG FUMES, I'll repeat that: VISIBLE DUNG FUMES :jesus-stoning: |
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How often do we hear about flotsam & jetsam clogging up the Sargasso Sea? Very frequently, when talking to activists: it took me 0.52 seconds to find this specimen. Poisoned fish? Metal pollution? Cyanide? Bismuth? Don't they go on about it! Whipped up by commie nihilists attempting to ruin Jesus but when they've got the reins themselves, what do they do? Ban a for profit (or starve) clean-up operation. Satan must love this stuff. Fortunately we have someone in charge Who understands reality. Prayer is the fulcrum of any response to any emergency. Jesus knows all about magnets, knows where the eels have gone and knows how He is going to respond. It's happening now. |
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