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Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-07-2019 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1244080)
You should be concentrating on exposing such vile homosexuals as Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Michel Angelo, Leonardo da Vinci, etc. :thumbsup:

Exactly: these are the ones who are powerful because they are respected by their dupes. They are the "sleeper cells" of the homosexual agenda (though they didn't actually do much sleeping :barf: .

For example, Leonardo da Vinci invented the "helicopter", a dance move used by male strippers.

Dennis Lukes 01-07-2019 08:26 PM

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Well, I prayed on it and prayed on it and then prayed some more. I opened my Bible and by God's grace came upon Proverbs 18:15. It is very relevant here, because, as we all know, the more intelligent someone is, the more likely they are to believe in God and the literal truth of the Bible. Therefore, I will follow God's direction and continue with this task.

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Marquis de Sade (1740-1814)
The man after whom "sadism" is named. A French atheist, bisexual pervert extraordinnaire, sexual deviant, pornographer, and mental patient. He enjoyed beating and abusing whores (1 Corinthians 6:18-20), but had a particular obsession with teenage boys (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13). He wrote vile literary porn for his own perverse gratification (Ephesians 4:29), including such ungodly topics as pedophilia, sodomy, sexual torture, coprophagia, urolagia, beastiality, and murder. He called his unfinished novel The 120 Days of Sodom "the most impure tale that has ever been told since the world began," and it describes even more kinds of sin than the Lord Jesus saw fit to share with us in the Bible (a book actually worth reading, unlike Sade's execrable filth, which should be consigned to the flames). Despite his aristocratic status, the cowardly turncoat supported the French Revolution (Romans 1:30, Philippians 2:4). Napoleon had him locked up in prison because of the contents of Justine, the tamest of Sade's books, and he ended up dying in an insane asylum (Deuteronomy 28:28, Ecclesiastes 7:25). Being the most depraved Frenchman :buba: in history is certainly an impressive accomplishment in sinful behavior, and it would be hard to torture a man who enjoys it, but God is great and we can rest assured that the Marquis de Sade is NOT having a good time in Hell.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-07-2019 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244087)
I opened my Bible and by God's grace came upon Proverbs 18:15.

AHEM!
Bibliomancy is the practice of divination by means of a book. Generally speaking, bibliomancy involves turning to a random page in a sacred book in order to find the answer to a question posed...
Bibliomancy is not biblical. God’s Word condemns all forms of divination in no uncertain terms (Deuteronomy 18:10; Acts 16:16-19). Occult practices are not made less evil simply because the Bible is being used in the process.
Dennis, I urge you to follow my advice and set your eyes on the helicopter, dizzy as it may make you. And what is Mona Lisa smiling about? How modestly shamefaced she is?

Dennis Lukes 01-07-2019 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1244080)
You see, dear, the most shocking crime of the gays is their homosexual behavior. Hence, you should not limit your list to only those gays who did some other things which may or may not count as sins depending on circumstances.

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1244082)
Exactly: these are the ones who are powerful because they are respected by their dupes. They are the "sleeper cells" of the homosexual agenda (though they didn't actually do much sleeping :barf: .

How's this?


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Anne Frank (1929-1945)
Dutch kike and closet dyke. World hide and seek champion, 1942-44. When the Nazis liberated the Netherlands during a peacekeeping mission, she and her family fled justice by hiding in an attic like rats. Here's an excerpt from her putrid diary, WARNING X-RATED LANGUAGE:
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Originally Posted by Anne Frank
I remember that once when I slept with Jacque I had a strong desire to kiss her, and that I did do so. I could not help being terribly inquisitive over her body, for she had always kept it hidden from me. I asked her whether, as a proof of our friendship, we should feel one another’s breasts, but she refused. I go into ecstasies every time I see the naked figure of a woman, such as Venus in my art history book, for example. It strikes me as so wonderful and exquisite that I have difficulty in stopping the tears rolling down my cheeks. If only I had a girlfriend!

My gaydar is going off! Disgusting! If only this Jewess hadn't stopped at the end of the Old Testament, she would've read Romans 1:26 and Matthew 5:28! This teenage yid's faggotry is beyond dispute, she admitted it herself! While all copies of the filthy book should be burned, it is clear that the uncensored version, which exposes Anne as the disgusting queer she is, is less dangerous than the "child-friendly" version taught in public schools and loaned out by public libraries all across the country. For decades, the anti-German propaganda piece The Diary of a Young Girl (which is mostly just her typical Jewish compaints and whines about her roommates, who were also Jewish, so at least she's probably justified) has been used to indoctrinate millions of children into believing the myth of the Holocaust, to teach them "tolerance" and "humanity" and "compassion." This is Anne's legacy, and this is why she is currently burning in Hell with all of the other Jews who murdered Christ.

Basilissa 01-07-2019 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244094)

Better, dear. Next time, try someone who hasn't been covered yet, or at least link to the existing threads, for example:

Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?

I hope that was helpful. :innocent:

Dennis Lukes 01-07-2019 09:31 PM

Re: Evil Queers Throughout History
 
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
You should be concentrating on exposing such vile homosexuals as [...] Leonardo da Vinci, etc. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1244082)
For example, Leonardo da Vinci invented the "helicopter", a dance move used by male strippers.

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1244090)
Dennis, I urge you to follow my advice and set your eyes on the helicopter, dizzy as it may make you. And what is Mona Lisa smiling about? How modestly shamefaced she is?

You asked for it, and here it is.


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Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519)
Let's start at the beginning here. Leonardo was born out of wedlock, making him a bastard (Deuteronomy 23:2). Perhaps this was why he chose to spit in God's face by becoming a queer. Or maybe it was because he grew up in Italy, a land infested with Catholics. For all we know, he was probably raped by a priest, like most Papist children, and was recruited to homosexuality that way. Did his unmanly interest in the arts make him gay, or did choosing to be a flaming faggot give him an interest in the arts? Unlike the chicken and the egg scenario (the chicken; Genesis 1:25), the order here is unclear. But the facts remain: Leonardo da Vinci was an Italian Catholic sodomite artist bastard. And that's just the start. Some theorize that his painting, the Mona Lisa, is NOT a portrait of a woman, but a SELF-portrait of the artist in drag (Deuteronomy 22:5, 1 Corinthians 6:9)! It's not even a very good painting (unlike his other work The Last Supper which depicts Jesus and at least attempts to glorify God, though being painted by a queer Godmocker diminishes this) and is probably a situation like George Washington Carver. Zero inventions by coons, so when one actually manages to create something as simple and stupid as peanut butter, he's held up as one of the greatest scientific minds in the world. Speaking of science, Leonardo also drew up plans for something like the modern helicopter, which is also a term used by today's queers for a disgustingly sinful practice. Coincidence? I think not! Speaking of science, this vile ghoul also engaged in cutting up corpses so he could learn about human anatomy, a necrophilic custom still practiced by university professors and doctors today. I urge you not to look at his drawing The Vitruvian Man, nothing more than glorified gay porn of a sinful Hindu false-god. Gay boy Leo was also a major figure in the "Renaissance," perhaps the worst period of human history after the Flood. This was a time when "reason" and "knowledge" began to supercede the teachings of the Bible. When you look at all the secular humanism, art, science, medicine, technology, and knowledge that exist today, you can thank evil monsters like Leonardo da Vinci for spitting on the Bible and ruining the world.

Mary Etheldreda 01-07-2019 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244094)
How's this?

You're still missing the point dear. The examples to which you referred earlier, namely Skittles, Apple computers, and Super Mario Galaxy, are all examples of threats that were not previously widely known. These are examples of threats that one sharing the Mind and Will of the Holy Ghost can work out as time progresses because while they are not explicitly written about in the Holy Bible, their threats conform with those evil works and motivations that are explicitly written about in the Holy Bible. The True Christian™ can discern through prayer and study threats, such as teaching evolution in schools, vaccines, psychology, or Comicon. When new information is uncovered, such as God's Divine and Justifiable Hatred of Estonia, the Believer is right to point it out so the rest of us can stay alert to the dangers of this world (Matthew 10:16). We are already aware of the threats homosexuals, Jews, and serial killers bring to the world.

Thanks to Brother Jeb's God Given Gift to ferret out sin in seemingly innocuous places, today I learned Da Vinci is responsible for the helicopter move, a dance tick favored by the Sodomite. You can be sure I will start posting on social media and comment sections in the news when Da Vinci Schools are talked about. What a shame to have an institution dedicated to corrupting our youth by the very self-same liberals who cry out for separation of church and state. What they really mean is separation of Christian Church and state. I for one will not be silent for this hypocrisy.

Dennis Lukes 01-07-2019 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1244101)
You're still missing the point dear.

Would you prefer it if I left your Godly forum? It seems that I have nothing to contribute and I don't want to waste the time of Christians who have better things to do.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-07-2019 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244104)
Would you prefer it if I left your Godly forum? It seems that I have nothing to contribute

This Day In History needs work. Interested?

Cranky Old Man 01-07-2019 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244104)
Would you prefer it if I left your Godly forum?

No

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-08-2019 12:41 AM

Re: Evil Queers Throughout History
 
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244100)

I know you've been working hard and are frustrated with our nitpicking, but, since the whole point of this post is to point out how horrible Leo was, it's counterproductive to include a picture showing him with such a glorious beard. Almost on the same level as my own, if that picture is to be believed (I'm sure it's not!).

No, surely it was patchy and got food stuck in it all the time. Nothing like mine.

Leo would have had beard-envy of ME! That's final!

Dennis Lukes 01-08-2019 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1244115)
No

Very kind of you, sir. I'll again pray that Jesus kills you in your sleep tonight. How long must a Godly man such as yourself endure this sinful world before he gets to enjoy his well-earned reward?

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1244123)
I know you've been working hard and are frustrated with our nitpicking, but, since the whole point of this post is to point out how horrible Leo was, it's counterproductive to include a picture showing him with such a glorious beard. Almost on the same level as my own, if that picture is to be believed (I'm sure it's not!).

No, surely it was patchy and got food stuck in it all the time. Nothing like mine.

Leo would have had beard-envy of ME! That's final!

It seems that Satan often grants magnificent beards to sorcerers (ex: Merlin, Gandalf, Dumbledore, Santa Claus), probably in exchange for their souls. Your Godly, Jesus-esque beard is far superior because it is not borne of evil.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-08-2019 01:04 AM

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So what do you think about This Day In History?

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244124)
Your Godly, Jesus-esque beard is far superior because it is not borne of evl.

It's true that beards are not always good. I don't know this for a fact, but a lot of people are saying that there was a scandal when the ladies group once traveled to some Greek island where they ate clams which sprouted, of all things, beards. Must have been one of those ungodly frankenfoods I've been hearing about? :dunno:

DolliMoans 01-09-2019 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1244123)
I know you've been working hard and are frustrated with our nitpicking, but, since the whole point of this post is to point out how horrible Leo was, it's counterproductive to include a picture showing him with such a glorious beard. Almost on the same level as my own, if that picture is to be believed (I'm sure it's not!).

No, surely it was patchy and got food stuck in it all the time. Nothing like mine.

Leo would have had beard-envy of ME! That's final!

According Brother Lukes description, Leo was also a dreadful $MeToo'er of the 1500's, most likely. Makes sense, as he was ahead of his time and predates the 2nd Wave MeToo.

Dr Laurence Niles 01-10-2019 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244104)
Would you prefer it if I left your Godly forum? It seems that I have nothing to contribute and I don't want to waste the time of Christians who have better things to do.

Perhaps you could focus on the things that the gaywise do NOT do? For example, they never pray quietly in their prayer closet because they don’t have one: and why is that?

It is easy to throw stones at the homosexualist but that is low hanging fruit :lol:

You seem to have an healthy appreciation for the horrors that is anality: but even with the inbuilt safety features of the JesOS on this site you may be profiled by the Millitant American Gaywise Agenda of America and targeted.

The Bible(KJV1611) is very clear that the gaywise should be killed but this is because of their perverse predilection for penetrative penile/posteria perfidy :nono:

That they kill and maim is shocking but Jesus cares more deeply that two men are touching each other’s parts until they go off into their face and mouths. You see Jesus is sound as a pound with killing- even little children and babes in arms: Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Maybe focus more on how the modern Militant America Gaywise Agenda of America’s activities to inculcate our youth to pull them away from Jesus.

When the Rupture comes and we are all sucked off naked into Heaven we cannot leave behind all those clean limbed young teens with the bearest whisper of downy fluff on their cheeks who have been broken twixt buttockular by the ghastly greasey gratuitously gnarled grabbing paw of dirty homer as we all bask in muscular embrace of Jesus.

As the kids say today: you get more sugar with a honeypot that flies.

YIC

Dennis Lukes 01-10-2019 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles (Post 1244245)
Perhaps you could focus on the things that the gaywise do NOT do? [...] Maybe focus more on how the modern Militant America Gaywise Agenda of America’s activities to inculcate our youth to pull them away from Jesus.

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Ellen DeGenerate (1958-tomorrow I hope)
Bulldyke celebrity. One thing she's never done is tell a funny joke, despite allegedly being a "comedian." She also didn't respect or obey God when she chose to wipe her rectum with the holy Bible in 1997 by coming out as queer on her television program (which she named after herself; Ecclesiastes 1:2). Despite the efforts of network executives to steer her back onto the righteous path by cancelling her show, she refused to become straight or accept Christ. What else has this rugmuncher NOT done? Well, can anybody name anything she's ever actually accomplished? Name one movie she's been in. More relevant to her salvation (or lack thereof), she didn't marry a man (Ephesians 5:22-24, etc). Instead, she spat in God's face by "marrying" another girl, the lipstick lezzie Portia de Rossi. In the present day, DeGenerate has essentially taken the place of Oprah Winfrey. Instead of a fat negress preaching sin and debauchery to housewives at 3:00, there's a mannish dyke preaching sin and debauchery to housewives at 3:00. Do you ever see the studio audiences on those programs? Mostly women and the occasional fag. What are these harlots NOT doing while they're watching Ellen, either in person or on TV? Cooking for their husbands, keeping house, tending to the children! The Jews use the queers in the media to chip away at more and more of the Bible and usher in the reign of their master, Satan. Ellen DeGenerate is the vanguard of anti-family values and anti-heterosexual hatred in the present day.

Johny Joe Hold 01-14-2019 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244274)
Ellen DeGenerate (1958-tomorrow I hope)
Bulldyke celebrity. One thing she's never done is tell a funny joke, despite allegedly being a "comedian." She also didn't respect or obey God when she chose to wipe her rectum with the holy Bible in 1997 by coming out as queer on her television program (which she named after herself; Ecclesiastes 1:2). .... Ellen DeGenerate is the vanguard of anti-family values and anti-heterosexual hatred in the present day.

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To further stick a finger in the eye of Jesus, Ellen DeDike is estimated to be worth $450 million with a salary of $75 million each year.

When someone sins at her level, there should be a way for the government to take that money and give it the genuine Christians. Think what a True Christian™ church like Landover Baptist could do with even a few million of her dirty money.

Dennis Lukes 01-16-2019 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1244506)
To further stick a finger in the eye of Jesus, Ellen DeDike is estimated to be worth $450 million with a salary of $75 million each year.

When someone sins at her level, there should be a way for the government to take that money and give it the genuine Christians. Think what a True Christian™ church like Landover Baptist could do with even a few million of her dirty money.

Here's the richest queer in the world, worth about $8.1 billion! That's 8,100,000,000 dollars of ill-gotten gains in Satan's pocket.


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Giorgio Armani (1934-still clinging to life)
This skeletal sausage smoker is currently the wealthiest sodomite on Earth. Hailing from Satan's boot Italy, he probably has ties to the wealthiest sodomite organization on Earth, the Catholic Church. Armani's second favorite passion (after male anuses) is fashion. Can you imagine a man being obsessed with shirts and dresses like some feebleminded woman? The only thing this rump ranger would think about 1 Corinthians 6:9 is the 69, a gay sex act. He has spread his homosexuality to Hollywood, designing "costumes" for such films as The Untouchables (with Armani's involvement in mind, the title likely refers to the female body). To his credit, however, he has publicly stated that queers shouldn't dress so queer. To his DIScredit, on the other hand, he thumbs his nose in God's face by openly violating Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13. Armani has even had the sheer audacity to survive, so far, to the age of 84, which queers are not supposed to reach. Old age is reserved for heterosexuals. Unlike the vast majority of faggots, he has not yet succumbed to AIDS, rectal cancer, or a drug overdose, and he has not even had the decency to get killed like Gianni Versace. Would that we could legally follow God's commandments to execute this beast and seize his considerable assets.

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 01-16-2019 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244573)
Here's the richest queer in the world, worth about $8.1 billion! That's 8,100,000,000 dollars of ill-gotten gains in Satan's pocket.


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Giorgio Armani (1934-still clinging to life)

Whose nose is that? Because it certainly isn't the one God gave him!

Dennis Lukes 01-16-2019 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1244575)
Whose nose is that? Because it certainly isn't the one God gave him!

With all the anal bleaching, steroid- and drug-abuse, plastic surgery, piercings, hormone therapy, and other mutilations these Brokeback Mountaineers subject themselves to, it is obvious that they have no more respect for 1 Corinthians 6:15 than they do for Leviticus 20:13


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