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BrotherLarry 06-15-2022 08:19 AM

Covid Isnít Over! A must read!
 
The scourge of corona virus has not passed us yet, and the only way to make sure your family is protected is through faith in Jesus Christ the Great Physician. But wait: there is more you can do.

I just received a new shipment of protective covicloths, the anointed 5x7 hanky with the Name of Jesus embroidered in your choice of colors and fabrics to match your Sunday best or daily wear!

These cloths are guaranteed to make you completely immune to seven forms of disease, including Covid, monkey pox, and pernicious anemia just to name a few. And so economical!

Just a donation of $29.99 (specify color and fabric) and your cloth will arrive by UPS, overnight, for an additional love offering of $48.73! Wow!

These will go fast so order now. Isnít your family worth it? The newest strains of the virus are being called megaviruses, 1000 times more virusy than before. Only trust in Jesus will protect your family.

Testimonials available on request.

Dennis Lukes 06-16-2022 03:24 AM

Re: Covid Isnít Over! A must read!
 
I was all fired up and ready to rebuke the atheist libtard promoting the COVID hoax on this Godly forum, so I'm pretty relieved to see this Bro. Larry. Those sheep have been ripe for plucking and milking if I do say so myself. Toilet paper, hand sanitizer, PPE masks, medical respirators, body bags, there's been profits to be made with all of these things over the course of the last few years, and all of it from suckers.. I'm proud of you for keeping up your entrepreneurial spirit in these trying times. May Jesus smile on your efforts.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 06-19-2022 09:54 PM

Re: Covid Isnít Over! A must read!
 
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I just received a new shipment of protective covicloths, the anointed 5x7 hanky with the Name of Jesus embroidered in your choice of colors and fabrics to match your Sunday best or daily wear!

Just a donation of $29.99 (specify color and fabric) and your cloth will arrive by UPS, overnight, for an additional love offering of $48.73! Wow!

The 10 I ordered just arrived thanks Brother Larry. The quality is outstanding, it's real cloth and the workmanship on the embroidery is up there with the Chinese factories.

We must continue to hold firm against the vaccination - two years in and we are starting to see the side-effects.


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