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Dennis Lukes 01-17-2019 06:31 PM

This Day in History: January 17th
 
1377 - Pope Gregory XI moves the Papal crime syndicate headquarters back to Rome after 70 years in Avignon, France. Presumably, he decided that Catholicism was gay enough, and that living in France was a bit on the nose.

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1893 - Godly American businessmen overthrow the monarch of Hawaii, Lili'uokalani (allegedly a Queen, though, as you can see by the above picture, this might just mean drag queen).


1899 - Typical criminal Italian and Papist Al Capone is born.


1917 - The United States buys the Virgin Islands from Denmark for $25 million. This is the last time to date that the U.S. has acquired new territory. What the hell happened? Manifest Destiny has NOT been finished yet! Perhaps our territorial stagnation is why God has cursed us with so many liberals.


1922 - Liberal "actress" and current old person Betty White is born.


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1929 - Vegeterian propaganda character Popeye makes his comic strip debut.


1942 - Muhammad Ali, the black nationalist, Vietnam draft dodger, and Nation of Islam cultist most famous for boxing (taking advantage of his negro predilection for violence) is born.


1945 - With murderous Soviets closing in, the SS begins the evacuation of the Auschwitz summer camp, cutting short the vacations of thousands of Jews.


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1964 - Michael LaVaughn Robinson, later known as "Michelle Obama," is born in the negro shithole of Chicago. His family proudly announces "It's a boy!"


1977 - Shout glory! The US resumes executing criminals after a 10-year hiatus as murderer Gary Gilmore is killed by firing squad in Utah. The heathen Mormons like to play fast and loose with the Bible, but they sure don't shy away from the parts about violence.


1992 - The Jap Prime Minister visits South Korea and officially apologizes for using Korean women as sex slaves during World War II. :risa_jap: Typical Godless slant, he tries to apologize for their misdeeds and completely misses the mark, saying sorry for something that is not wrong at all (Deuteronomy 21:10-14). Where's OUR apology for Pearl Harbor?



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1998 - The Drudge Report breaks the Monica Lewinsky scandal, surprising literally no one. The liberals tend to forget that Slick Willy Blythe, alias "Bill Clinton," before taking advantage of his much younger intern, had already been sued for sexual harassment perpetrated during his governorship of Arkansas. To date, he has been accused by multiple other women. #BelieveAllWomen, unless they're accusing a prominent Democrat. Typical liberal hypocrisy.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-17-2019 08:29 PM

Re: This Day in History: January 17th
 
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244599)
1917 - The United States buys the Virgin Islands from Denmark for $25 million.

Scripture for those wondering if this is the Biblically-correct way to acquire virgins:
1) Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. (Deut. 21:11-13)

2) “Lay hold on” a virgin who is not betrothed to another man, and "know" her, but afterwards pay her father a sum of money. Then she’s yours. (Deut. 22:28-29)

3) Find a prostitute and marry her. (Hosea 1:1-3) (Not usually a virgin, unless you shop around and pay extra.)

4) Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.--Moses (Ex. 2:16-21)

5) Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.--Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)

6) Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife.--Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)

7) Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you a rib.--Adam (Gen. 2:19-24)

8) Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman’s hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That’s right. Fourteen years of toil for a wife. I'm not bitter. --Jacob (Gen. 29:15-30)

9) Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law’s enemies and get his daughter for a wife.--David (1 Sam. 18:27) (Make sure you don't have too much fun while touching the foreskins, that would make you gay).

10) Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you’ll definitely find someone.--Cain (Gen. 4:16-17)

11) Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest.--Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)

12) When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, “I have seen a woman; now get her for me.” If your parents question your decision, simply say, “Get her for me. She’s the one for me.”--Samson (Judges 14:1-3)

13) Kill any husband and take HIS wife. (Prepare to lose four sons though.)--David (2 Sam. 11)

14) Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law!)--Onan and Boaz (Deut. or Lev., example in Ruth)
Disregard, not a virgin.

15) Make up for quality with quantity. (Odds are at least 1 in 300 will be a virgin)--Solomon (1 Kings 11:1-3)

16) Be a virgin yourself. --Paul (1st Corinthians, chapter 7)


DolliMoans 01-18-2019 04:40 AM

Re: This Day in History: January 17th
 
I'm praying for Betty White to croak any day now. Please Jesus. :pray:

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-18-2019 11:26 AM

Re: This Day in History: January 17th
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244599)
1917 - The United States buys the Virgin Islands from Denmark for $25 million. This is the last time to date that the U.S. has acquired new territory. What the hell happened?

It's even worse than stagnation. Decolonization, an event far bloodier and more brutal than anything the Nazis did, was encouraged by America.

The Europeans simply gave their empires away - we could have bought them for token prices, creating in a decade the greatest empire the world has ever seen, and in a generation total domination.

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People's stated preference is for "self determination blah blah blah". But to find people's true preference, look at the direction refugees and immigrants travel.

Would you rather live in New Mexico or actual Mexico? Alaska or Siberia? Puerto Rico or Haiti? Detroit or Windsor? Hawaii or East Timor? Israel or anywhere else in the Middle East?

People want to join the American empire so badly we are building walls to keep them out. Some "evil empire".


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