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Cranky Old Man 11-15-2010 12:27 AM

Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
Satan created condoms to seduce innocent boys and slutty girls into premarital sex. The liberal media have created a completely false sense of security by falsely claiming that condoms prevent AIDS and pregnancy. Condoms are often used by rapists to make it harder for officers of the law to prove them guilty. So if your slutty girlfriend suggests condoms, call 911 immediately and report attempted rape!

What does God have to say about this?
God wants us to make babies. Trying to prevent that, even if you fail at that, is clearly against God's commandments! Genesis 1:28 "Be fruitful, and multiply" Psalm 127:3 "children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward"

Unfortunately sluts and whores like to ignore God and seduce innocent boys into premarital sex. I hope my clear and indisputable scientific proof that condoms cause AIDS and pregnancy will keep even those filthy whores from using those nasty condoms.

Condoms do not prevent pregnancy!
There are many reasons why condoms do not prevent pregnancy:
  • Unless you have a very small tallywhacker, condoms usually break during sex.
  • Condoms have small pores allowing the man's seed to pass trough.
  • Condoms are transparent allowing the man's seed to see the most optimal route through the woman's naughty parts.
  • Condoms have legal disclaimers stating they do not prevent pregnancy.
  • The more times a condom is used, the more seed will be collected in the condom thereby increasing the chance of a pregnancy.
Most condoms are sabotaged on purpose:
http://i.imgur.com/H81of.jpg

Condoms cause AIDS!
AIDS didn't surface before condoms became common! Condoms became popular in the 50s, AIDS was first identified in the 50s. The more popular condoms have become over the years, the more people got AIDS. This graph clearly shows that the more people use condoms, the more people get AIDS:
http://i.imgur.com/ixBuj.jpg

The younger people are, the higher the chance they get AIDS. The younger people are, the more likely it is they are using condoms. Again, this is no coincidence:
http://i.imgur.com/1JyMX.jpg

So as this indisputable scientific proof makes clear, condoms cause AIDS!

I completely fail to see why people over 40 would need to have sex, but I suppose that is a subject for a different article. :bad:

Dutch Girl 11-15-2010 12:42 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
Are you out of your mind!? :fear2:

Condoms prevent AIDS and pregnancy! Everyone who has sex should use a condom, always!

clownbaby 11-15-2010 01:25 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 637085)
Are you out of your mind!? :fear2:

Condoms prevent AIDS and pregnancy! Everyone who has sex should use a condom, always!

Exactly.

Enjoy the shitstorm they're about to pull on you though! :thumbsup:

BelieverInGod 11-15-2010 01:32 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 637085)
Are you out of your mind!? :fear2:

Condoms prevent AIDS and pregnancy! Everyone who has sex should use a condom, always!

If Condoms prevent pregnancy, why do you hate children? Why do you want to stop people from being able to have children?

What kind of femnazi garbage is this?

Meek and Humble 11-15-2010 01:37 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 637105)
Exactly.

Enjoy the shitstorm they're about to pull on you though! :thumbsup:

Chance on still contracting AIDS while using a condom - 20%

Chance of contracting AIDS when not having sex - 0%

Which sounds safer?

Master Gordon 11-15-2010 01:44 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 637085)
Are you out of your mind!? :fear2:

Condoms prevent AIDS and pregnancy! Everyone who has sex should use a condom, always!

You should not be having sex unless you are married to the person and you intend to bring forth children into the world. In any circumstances other that you are being an abomination unto the Lord your God. :thumbdown:

clownbaby 11-15-2010 03:20 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
Exactly everything you said was completely wrong.

First of all, correlation is not causation. That is, just because there is a relationship between two variables does not mean that one causes the other. For instance, if there is a relationship between A and B then it might be the case that A causes B, B causes A, or there is a third unknown variable which is causing the correlation.

Secondly, you are reading the graph wrong. Low percentage of condom use implies a higher likelihood of contracting HIV since you are only using a condom 15% of the time, leaving you at risk 85% of the time.

Also, this is incredibly hypocritical of you! In every other thread here, you people bash true science and now you are misconstruing it for your own purposes? That's a load of bullshit right there.

I lol'd so hard when you said
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 637075)
  • The more times a condom is used, the more seed will be collected in the condom thereby increasing the chance of a pregnancy.

Why would you EVER use the same condom!!

Meek and Humble 11-15-2010 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 637193)


Also, this is incredibly hypocritical of you! In every other thread here, you people bash true science and now you are misconstruing it for your own purposes? That's a load of bullshit right there.

We have no problem with TRUE science. It is the science of the world that is completely false.


1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane [and] vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

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Why would you EVER use the same condom!!
He wouldn't. A good man like Brother COM would never even touch a disease-ridden condom.

Ignorant people like yourself should be ashamed at how you are destroying the world and killings millions of people.

clownbaby 11-15-2010 03:44 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
Heathen_Basher, by TRUE science, I mean the science that is taught at universities and other recognized institution, not stories from the bible.

Also, why did you give me an infraction for my last post? I was explaining that correlation is not causation.

Let's say, hypothetically, that there was a correlation reading and heart disease. I.e. suppose we found data which showed that people who read more also had a great chance a heart disease and vice versa. It would be completely illogical to claim that reading caused heart disease! Clearly, there have to be other factors involved if we had this sort of relationship.

The same is true of the graphs that COM showed us. You cannot say that condoms CAUSE HIV, it just doesn't make sense.

clownbaby 11-15-2010 03:58 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
Can you please stop giving me infractions? I'm trying to discuss this shit with you and you're just being rude and not even considering my opinion on the matter.

Just because something has been around longer doesn't mean it's better.

I mean let's consider airplanes. If we consider the first model the Wright brothers invented it pales in comparison to the airplanes of today!

The same is true of science. Our initial understanding of the universe was very limited with what we understand today and it will continue to develop and change as we discover more and more about the universe.

In Christ's name

Meek and Humble 11-15-2010 04:04 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 637226)
In Christ's name

Don't even dare use Christ's name when you are obviously spitting in His face.

You think scientists can know more than God knows? I pity you.

Master Gordon 11-15-2010 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 637226)
Can you please stop giving me infractions? I'm trying to discuss this shit with you and you're just being rude and not even considering my opinion on the matter.

Just because something has been around longer doesn't mean it's better.

I mean let's consider airplanes. If we consider the first model the Wright brothers invented it pales in comparison to the airplanes of today!

The same is true of science. Our initial understanding of the universe was very limited with what we understand today and it will continue to develop and change as we discover more and more about the universe.

In Christ's name

I believe Heathen Basher is quite within his rights to give you an infraction and I have never known him to be rude to another Christian Soldier. As far as your opinion goes if we wanted to hear your opinion we would give it to you. Now stop whining...:thumbdown:

clownbaby 11-15-2010 04:15 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 637233)
Don't even dare use Christ's name when you are obviously spitting in His face.

You think scientists can know more than God knows? I pity you.

I never said science knows more than God. I'm saying that humanity knows less than God does and our search for knowledge lies in science. God and science are not at war with each other. God enables us with knowledge and curiosity. I, for one, would think that not trying to pursuit knowledge is spitting in God's face.

Also, you gave me another infractions. It's starting to hurt my feelings.

In Christ's name.

Rev. Jim Osborne 11-15-2010 04:27 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
Condoms: Death Wrapped in Rubber.

That is the title of a tract I published in the 1980's intended for high school and college students. I think the title pretty much sums up everything you need to know about condoms.

Meek and Humble 11-15-2010 04:30 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 637241)
I never said science knows more than God. I'm saying that humanity knows less than God does and our search for knowledge lies in science. God and science are not at war with each other. God enables us with knowledge and curiosity. I, for one, would think that not trying to pursuit knowledge is spitting in God's face.

You are the one who says they believe in scientists and universities over the Bible.

Genesis 2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

clownbaby 11-15-2010 04:45 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
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Originally Posted by Heathen_Basher (Post 637251)
You are the one who says they believe in scientists and universities over the Bible.

Genesis 2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

You are twisting my words and giving me moar infractions. Feelsbadman.jpg

I never said that I believe in scientists and universities over the bible. They both have their strengths and weaknesses.

Also, Jimmy, Condoms: Death Wrapped in Rubber, likely informed kids to not use condoms. The thing is, humans naturally want to have sex, it's our instinct. This tract probably caused the transmission of multiple STDs between young innocent people. How could you do such a thing? Do you not feel any remorse?

In Christ's name.

Rev. Jim Osborne 11-15-2010 04:56 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 637262)

Also, Jimmy, Condoms: Death Wrapped in Rubber, likely informed kids to not use condoms. The thing is, humans naturally want to have sex, it's our instinct. This tract probably caused the transmission of multiple STDs between young innocent people. How could you do such a thing? Do you not feel any remorse?

I don't feel guilty in the slightest for simply spreading the true facts about condoms to our young people. The liberal and homosexual agenda wants to push condoms on our kids in order to increase premarital sex and to help erode the decent Christian morals our country was founded upon. If my tract actually caused thousands of kids to not use condoms....then PRAISE JESUS!

And just because teenagers have the desire to have wanton fornication doesn't mean you should encourage them. Heck, we all have desires to go out and kill a bunch of people, including myself. I've fantasized many times about taking one of my shotguns and semi-automatic rifles and going down to a Planned Parenthood center or a liberal heretical Lutheran church and just emptying out all the ammo on those scumbags.

But I don't. Why? Because I am a moral man who walks with God, that's why.

Master Gordon 11-15-2010 05:00 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 637262)
You are twisting my words and giving me moar infractions. Feelsbadman.jpg

I never said that I believe in scientists and universities over the bible. They both have their strengths and weaknesses.

Please spell Bible with a capital 'B'.. every thing you need to know can be found in the KJV1611 Bible. There is no need to waste your time on those other pursuits. Concentrate on the Lord your God... :thumbsup:

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Also, Jimmy, Condoms: Death Wrapped in Rubber, likely informed kids to not use condoms. The thing is, humans naturally want to have sex, it's our instinct. This tract probably caused the transmission of multiple STDs between young innocent people. How could you do such a thing? Do you not feel any remorse?

In Christ's name.
Filthy sinners naturally want to have sex, not God fearing Christian men and women like us.

If those dirty little perverts weren't having sex out of marriage they would not have got STD's.

It is quite simple be pure and read the Bible and. :repent:

clownbaby 11-15-2010 05:01 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 637271)
Heck, we all have desires to go out and kill a bunch of people, including myself. I've fantasized many times about taking one of my shotguns and semi-automatic rifles and going down to a Planned Parenthood center or a liberal heretical Lutheran church and just emptying out all the ammo on those scumbags.

And you claim your are Christian. I thought Jesus was against the whole killing of other people thing. Repent, God will forgive you for having these thoughts.

In Christ's name.

Nathan B. Forrest 11-15-2010 05:01 AM

Re: Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy!
 
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Originally Posted by clownbaby (Post 637193)
Exactly everything you said was completely wrong.

First of all, correlation is not causation. That is, just because there is a relationship between two variables does not mean that one causes the other. For instance, if there is a relationship between A and B then it might be the case that A causes B, B causes A, or there is a third unknown variable which is causing the correlation.

Secondly, you are reading the graph wrong. Low percentage of condom use implies a higher likelihood of contracting HIV since you are only using a condom 15% of the time, leaving you at risk 85% of the time.

Also, this is incredibly hypocritical of you! In every other thread here, you people bash true science and now you are misconstruing it for your own purposes? That's a load of bullshit right there.

I lol'd so hard when you said

Why would you EVER use the same condom!!

Why do you hate babies and why on earth would you wish AIDS on everybody?? :thumbdown:

Oh, and watch your language, the Lord does not approve of cussin'. :pirate:


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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 637085)
Are you out of your mind!? :fear2:

Condoms prevent AIDS and pregnancy! Everyone who has sex should use a condom, always!

And YOU!!! Does your husband know that you're on the internets? I do not think so, so you should get down on your knees, open up your mouth to loudly praise your husband, swallow all the goodwill and love that he puts forth, and beg forgiveness for your whorish and slutty ways.


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