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Johny Joe Hold 02-13-2020 12:29 AM

Hookers for Jesus Deserve Taxpayer Money
 
Leave it to the atheists at Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) to do something stupid. They want the Federal Department of Justice to stop giving taxpayer money to Hookers for Jesus.

Hookers for Jesus helps hookers who want to change careers to do so. Of course they call upon Jesus for help. Why would any group, especially FFRF, not want to help hookers. Laws against atheism would help our country more that laws against hookers.

https://ffrf.org/news/news-releases/...-Ag-4REj0I5Jw4

Phil Ander 02-13-2020 06:32 AM

Re: Hookers for Jesus Deserve Taxpayer Money
 
Mr Mayor,


This is an outrage. Jesus had much compassion towards hookers. It is important that the government continue His good works and bring these sinful women to Christ so their shame may be washed away as their tears fall upon His feet, followed by a foot massage with ointment and copious kisses.


Luke 7:37-50


Phil

WilliamJenningsBryan 02-13-2020 07:36 AM

Re: Hookers for Jesus Deserve Taxpayer Money
 
One would wonder what the FFRF would propose to hookers that wanted to change professions anyway. Allied with Democrats, they might ultimately suggest that they learn to code. Indeed, it might have been some ex-hookers that coded that failed "app" that lead to the chaos in the Iowa Democrat primaries.

Come to think of it, it might be interesting to get some hookers to endorse some of the opposition candidates like Mike Bloomberg. Or maybe the Landover Baptist Church could endorse him - although we can't even get the SPLC to tag us as a "hate" group much less a "white supremacist" organization.

upchucker67 02-16-2020 02:37 PM

Re: Hookers for Jesus Deserve Taxpayer Money
 
In these times, we as Christians need to be reaching out touching hookers more than ever. These fallen women can ascend from their oily origins to answer the call of Christ, and who knows what they can do? You just never know, help a hooker and she could maybe one day become Madame First Lady to the POTUS?

https://queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws...a-Trump-01.jpg

Johny Joe Hold 02-16-2020 03:34 PM

Re: Hookers for Jesus Deserve Taxpayer Money
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by phucker67 (Post 1264454)
In these times, we as Christians need to be reaching out touching hookers more than ever. These fallen women can ascend from their oily origins to answer the call of Christ, and who knows what they can do? You just never know, help a hooker and she could maybe one day become Madame First Lady to the POTUS?

https://queerty-prodweb.s3.amazonaws...a-Trump-01.jpg

That is a beautiful picture of Melania. The work of Hookers for Jesus is amplified by our President. I've never understood what she did for a living before she met him but it is obvious his invitation to join him in his life with Jesus attracted her.

WilliamJenningsBryan 02-18-2020 10:01 AM

Re: Hookers for Jesus Deserve Taxpayer Money
 
These are heartwarming stories Mayor, but there are so many more that need our prayers and the helping hand of Hookers for Jesus.

Take Stormy Daniels for instance - our magnanimous president gave her a stipend to get her life together, perhaps by going to school to learn home economics or dairy farming. Instead she took up with that sleaze ball lawyer that is now going to prison for a very long time. Last I heard she was still traveling the country dancing on poles and opening her mouth to anyone that will talk to her.

The there is Gloria Allred (her daughter seems to have taken over the old family business) - every time you see her on an MSM news conference she is promising money and book deals to some sinning "victim" waif. Rewarding sin with money is not what Jesus had in mind, Gloria should be defending Hookers for Jesus.


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