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Pastor Ezekiel 05-14-2011 02:21 AM

Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
If THIS story doesn't beat all, then I don't know what does. It seems a wetback whore actually sued her company for the "right" to masturbate and look at satanic porno all day long...AND WON! The queers and perverts are taking over! It's another sign that Jesus is coming soon! :bad:


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Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate At Work

Ana Catarian Bezerra is a 36-year-old Brazilian woman who suffers from a chemical imbalance that triggers severe anxiety and hypersexuality. Ana, an accountant by day, began to have problems at work because the only way to relieve said anxiety is by masturbating. A lot. Now, after winning a court battle and seeking professional medical help, Ana is allowed to masturbate and watch porn — using her work's computer, no less — legally.

Ana wasn't always like this, she was worse:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."

Carlos Howert, Ana's doctor, prescribes Ana with a "cocktail" (read: an entire medicine cabinet's worth) of tranquillizers. We're not sure how that "cocktail" doesn't knock Ana out (half a Claritin feels like an elephant tranquillizer to us), but thanks to Dr. Howert's concoction, Ana only has to masturbate around eighteen-times a day.

So, like, a little less than Elvis Crespo.

Of course all of this sounds absurd and hilarious to most us but for Ana it's probably anything but. Last April she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during work hours. Ana won.

Still, imagine an office full of of scandalized and perverted stares as you exit the bathroom or bend down to pick up a pencil — awkward? Very. Also, as a woman, having a bunch of men knowing you're a clinical nympho probably doesn't help deter unwanted sexual advances.

Trent Harvey, Jr. 05-14-2011 03:34 AM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
Brazil, also known as "the sexiest nation on Earth", which even has BRA in it's name, is clearly destined for hellfire. It is a land where speedo-wearing mixed-race mongrels invent dances that make crumping look like a waltz, where movies like "Blame it on Rio" are filmed....And they are going to hold the olympics there? That's even worse than the nazi Berlin olympics of 1914!

PS, if anyone wants to borrow a copy of "Blame it on Rio", I have an old VHS cassette, it still works but parts of it are more worn out than others. If you want to borrow it, I'll need something very valuable as collateral.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x3bD_KZ9NR..._it_on_rio.jpghttp://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefon...nrio042508.jpg

When I say "valuable collateral" I mean your car. With a full tank of gas, please.

MisterM 05-14-2011 06:44 AM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
Well, we are talking about Brazil here. Sick and perverted place. I have been there once and got a quite a surprise when I once wanted to pray for one street "girl" in my hotel room. Lets just say that I was sore for two days.

JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer 05-16-2011 03:59 AM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
You write so poorly, and express your incapacity for thought so well
that one
might wonder if you had ever been in a school. Or if you are not just
spoofing
the standard , mental deficiencies of the christians .

Nobar King 05-16-2011 07:46 AM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
I think Ana is in the wrong line of work.
Quote:

Ana, an accountant by day,
Although, they're not very specific about what she does in the evening.

SUV 05-16-2011 03:26 PM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
But it was just in the news that Elvis had Died - in New Jersey!


Lying secular press anyway. Next thing you know they'll be saying that GOD is Dead :(

María Gálvez-Villalobos 05-16-2011 04:23 PM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
I'm no wanna ask, but I will be honest - I have NO idea HOW she manage do this in work at work computer whit all people there working or ...wacthing around she.

Actially I'm no really wanna know...:wacko:

Henry Poppendorfer 05-22-2011 10:09 AM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
How ironic that Jesus, who is coming so soon, will NEVER be cumming to filthy things like this. Rest assured, nothing makes Jesus Christ the Lord's infinitely respectable and 1000% heterosexual manhood softer than disgusting, blatant sexual sin! The ONLY kind of pornography the LORD JESUS looks at is, as even the batty liberals like to say, heterosexual missionary position for the purpose of procreation by two married, truly saved Christians! Everything else is as appealing to Jesus as the truth is appealing to liberals, which is to say, it isn't!

Ezekiel Bathfire 05-22-2011 01:30 PM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
I'm just wondering if Ana Catarian Bezerra - photo:

http://m24digital.com/en/wp-content/...05/bezerra.jpg

could perhaps cough into a tissue and send it to Mrs Bathfire.

PS I'm surprised to see that she's not wearing really strong spectacles.

Jamie_Rholoff 05-23-2011 10:14 AM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
Did any of you read the part that said "medical condition"?

She has a medical condition, folks- Why don't you read up on the exact condition, 'cause it is a VERY real problem.

Besides, I don't see a problem with this- It is a very natural thing. (Though I don't think being in a workplace and doing it is. It's a private matter.)

mcmullanbrush 05-23-2011 02:31 PM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamie_Rholoff (Post 754756)
Did any of you read the part that said "medical condition"?

She has a medical condition, folks- Why don't you read up on the exact condition, 'cause it is a VERY real problem.

Besides, I don't see a problem with this- It is a very natural thing. (Though I don't think being in a workplace and doing it is. It's a private matter.)

I hear voices in my head telling me to kill women, but I manage to refrain from doing it at work!

SUV 05-23-2011 03:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamie_Rholoff (Post 754756)
Besides, I don't see a problem with this- It is a very natural thing.

Hey, Stinkfinger - tell it to the presbeeterians :angry:

Jamie_Rholoff 05-23-2011 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SUV (Post 754874)
Hey, Stinkfinger - tell it to the presbeeterians :angry:

No need to be angry with the way I live my life.
I'm sorry if it makes you uncomfortable.

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 05-23-2011 08:41 PM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamie_Rholoff (Post 754756)
Did any of you read the part that said "medical condition"?

She has a medical condition, folks- Why don't you read up on the exact condition, 'cause it is a VERY real problem.

Besides, I don't see a problem with this- It is a very natural thing. (Though I don't think being in a workplace and doing it is. It's a private matter.)

I can see it now. Millions and millions of perverts who don't want to work will suddenly come down with this condition.

Of course, sickos like yourself defend her watching porn at work without any regard to the Christians around that might be sickened at the thought of this. :blech:

Jamie_Rholoff 05-23-2011 08:47 PM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson (Post 755038)
I can see it now. Millions and millions of perverts who don't want to work will suddenly come down with this condition.

Of course, sickos like yourself defend her watching porn at work without any regard to the Christians around that might be sickened at the thought of this. :blech:

Pastor, I specifically stated I DO NOT think it is right to do at work.

I, myself do not partake in this activity, but I do not think it is wrong to do in the comfort of your own home.

Is this wrong? I'm sorry if it is. :(

demonwhore 05-23-2011 08:57 PM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamie_Rholoff (Post 754756)
Did any of you read the part that said "medical condition"?

She has a medical condition, folks- Why don't you read up on the exact condition, 'cause it is a VERY real problem.

Besides, I don't see a problem with this- It is a very natural thing. (Though I don't think being in a workplace and doing it is. It's a private matter.)

Natural thing? Bulldyke alert!!!

Jamie_Rholoff 05-23-2011 09:02 PM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
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Originally Posted by demonfree (Post 755049)
Natural thing? Bulldyke alert!!!

:( I said I'm sorry, what more do you want from me, demonfree?

It seems like you are out to get me, now. :( :( :(

Cranky Old Man 05-23-2011 09:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamie_Rholoff (Post 755054)
I said I'm sorry, what more do you want from me, demonfree?

He wants you to get on your knees, bend over and stay there until you are filled with the glow of the Holy Spirit!

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It seems like you are out to get me, now.
Stop assuming everything is about you. It's not. You're a woman so you are completely irrelevant. All you have to do is suffer and serve your husband.

Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

Jamie_Rholoff 05-23-2011 09:07 PM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 755056)
He wants you to bend over, get on your knees and stay there until you are filled with the glow of the Holy Spirit.

Stop assuming everything is about you. It's not. You're a woman so you are completely irrelevant. All you have to do is suffer and serve your husband.

Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

I'm sorry...

demonwhore 05-23-2011 09:07 PM

Re: Mexican Slut Sues For The Right to Masturbate...AND WINS!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamie_Rholoff (Post 755054)
:( I said I'm sorry, what more do you want from me, demonfree?

It seems like you are out to get me, now. :( :( :(

I'm not out to get you, I'm just saying straight girls don't touch there cooter, I was once a raging bulldyke and use to touch my cooter all the time others also, but know i am no longer a sinning bulldyke and don't go down there anymore, if you want to change your bulldyke ways i could probably help, my tips and lots of prayer and you could be fixed!


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