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Isabella White 05-30-2019 04:02 PM

God Sends Lions to Attacking Moozlims!!
Oh, dear Brothers & Sisters of :forum-fancy:: A most blessed day to all of you lovely :true-fancy: people! I must share a very inspiring article with you, as I’m sure it will bless your souls knowing that our great :god-fancy: loves us and protects us so much, as promised in the :kjv1611::
Psalm 91:11 “ For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.”

Now, then, we all remember the great Biblical account of how :god-fancy: protected His dear servant, Elisha, from a group of bratty children as they dared to mock Elisha for (of all things) being bald! Goodness me, I’d say those Hell-bound hooligans had a thing or two coming to them for being so rude and disrespectful to a senior citizen! And I’m not the only one who feels that way. :god-fancy: wasn’t happy with them, either, and He sent down two bears (:praise-2:) to put those snot-nosed brats in their place:

II Kings 2:23,24:
23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

Where was I? Oh, yes, the story about the angels protecting the servants of the Most High God Almighty by sending bears to kill the mockers ...well, it has happened again! Glory to :god-fancy:! This time, the story has a bit of a twist, in that the :lord-fancy: did not send bears; rather, He sent three lions to protect :true-fancy: believers from disgusting, despicable, threatening Moozlim vagrants! Here is a quote from the article, which is linked below:

"[Pastor] Ciniraj and his group were under attack from Islamic militants when the giant cats attacked and scared the murderous group away. Completely unexpectedly, a lion ran from the forest, leapt toward the militants, and seized one by the neck. When other combatants tried to attack the lion, two other lions bounded toward them. The terrified militants fled the site, and the lions left us completely alone,” he said."

A blessed day to all. And please don't forget to Praise the :lord-fancy:!
Isabella W.

MitzaLizalor 05-31-2019 10:03 AM

Re: God Sends Lions to Attacking Moozlims!!

Originally Posted by Isabella White (Post 1252511)
II Kings 2:23 … as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city

You know, I heard a false teacher on my car radio saying that teasing Elisha was less "teasing" and more like "deliberately undermining his ministry" in anticipation of later messages he would be given by God. "Participants were young adults, possibly from rival religious groups, together with their rent-a-mob of louts and hooligans," he said. The mockery was a warming up exercise to get the mob agitated enough to attack Elisha.

All this would interest someone who'd never actually read the historical record, a papist maybe or a mormon or 7th day adventist all of whom have reams of garbage produced by their own enlightened authors that contradicts The Bible pretty thoroughly. The light inspiring them has not come from God (obviously, because He'd be contradicting Himself) but someone pretending to be an angel of light.
II Corinthians 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
Right there in the text itself (highlighted in your quote) God tells us these were little children. NOT lemon-haired louts of twenty or so! Moreover, if God had simply wanted to prevent a mob from quashing His ministry—such as in Sodom where the mob sought to attack angels—He could simply have struck them blind. Or mute. I knew that preacher on the radio was false because he was making the message more complicated, saying that the words meant something different from what they (obviously) do mean. In conclusion then, we can see that the parallel is exact and that God always knows what He's doing. Paul summed it up like this:
II Corinthians 11:3-4 I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ. For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him.

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