The TRUTH About "Safe Sex"
 

There is a growing body of evidence that suggests that "safe sex" isn't as safe as once thought, despite what schools and some doctors may say.


FACT: Condoms Don't Work

Countless victims of HIV, chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes, and crabs all thought they were having "safe sex" when they were using condoms.

What they didn't know was that condoms only prevent diseases occasionally, but sooner or later GOD's patience runs out and He sends a disease.[1]

In fact, it has been shown that condoms may actually increase your chance of catching AIDS![2]

Condoms are also entirely ineffective against heartbreak, depression, and fear which are all the result of having sex you were specifically forbidden to have.


FACT: Diseases are Intelligently Designed

Have you ever wondered how it's even possible to get AIDS by kissing, or to get chlamydia from touching another person's privates?

The answer is that all life is Intelligently Designed by GOD ALMIGHTY[3], including the germs that serve as both a caution and punishment to those who commit sinful sexual acts.


FACT: There is No Such Thing as "Safe Sex"

The idea of "Safe Sex" is a lot like the idea of safe Russian Roulette... it's only safe if you don't do it at all.

But isn't sex a good thing?

Yes, of course it is! It is how GOD gets more worshipers, but there is a specific, natural framework that sex must be contained within in order to be fun, healthy, and safe. That framework is called monogamous marriage between one man and one woman, performed by a protestant True Christian minister.

Once you are married, there is just no chance of diseases, unwanted babies[4], or broken hearts, unless you really aren't True Christians.


Always Remember:

People who don't want to get into car accidents stay home, and people who don't want to have diseases, unwanted babies, or broken hearts stay abstinent until they are married to a Christian of the opposite sex.


SCIENTIFIC SOURCES:

[1] Exodus 9:15
[2] Old Man, Cranky. "Scientific PROOF that CONDOMS CAUSE AIDS and pregnancy" Landover Baptist
[3] Colossians 1:16
[4] Psalm 127:5

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Sex is never safe.
Even between a married couple, it can:
Make a person want to voimit
Ruin bedding
Smells putrud
Disrupt sleep
Cause Flatulence
Produce a daughter
Is just plain 'dirty'

If God did not command me to stregthen His army, I would never do it.

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Sex being fun is a liberal lie to seduce innocent children into the fires of Hell. Sex is never fun but those kids only find out when it is already too late.

The only reason for suffering through sex over and over again is because God commands it: Ephesians 5:28-29 "So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church."

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I agree with you, their is no such thing as "Safe Sex." People just say that because they think it makes them feel "better". Somehow.

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Especially for queers, right pervert? :glare:

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Condoms are manufactured by the same companies that sell AIDS drugs. These greedy Jews want everyone to have AIDS, so they fill the condoms with tiny holes and the viruses pass right through.

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I had a biology teacher who filled my classmates and me with lies about that it's natural.

I told him that it didn't say anywhere in the bible that it was natural. Of course he threw all his "biological" proof about it and my classmates just laughed, but I stood strong.

Also, a historical fact: Condoms were created by a pervert medic who wanted to molest children without leaving any traces. They're made for just sinfull purposes.

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Bob - you miss a very important point. Whether condoms work or not is irrelevant. They are an abomination and their use will send you straight to hell.

The only possible safe and Christian use of condoms that I can think of is smuggling holy artifacts into heathen countries (you know the ones I mean). This can be achieved by stashing them safe in your stomach to avoid customs. Even a cavity search will give poor results, just lay back and think of Jesus.

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Such as?

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Now Brian, let's keep it clean. Many of us here are Ex-Gays and we can do without references to rectum probing, having spent large chunks of our lives impaling strangers in our lust for Sodomy. Even with the help of Jesus Christ, rectal recidivism is still a possibility in our weakest moments.

In Christ

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If you really choke it down you can get more into your mouth (and then stomach) than you may first imagine. Of course, for many, overcoming the gag reflex can be tricky. Once you get that down you can take an entire Bible with ease.

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I was inquiring as to what you would consider a "holy artifact" (please note that the True Christians™ here are NOT Catholics, and do not engage in idolatry), not how much you are able to swallow (and the graphic description was quite unnecessary and unwelcome, as Mr. Porter has pointed out).

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What happens if you unknowingly marry a HIV+ Christian of the opposite sex?

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You have a lot of problems to worry about if you have no idea that you are married to that slut.

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She may not be a slut.. God could have punished her for putting dinner on the table 5 minutes after 7pm...

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That is a ridiculous question. No True Christian™ has ever gotten the AIDS. :angry:

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What about those who try to spread the word of God in gay saunas? They may accidentally trip up and land on a pile of used condoms...

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You don't seem to understand; Only GOD decides who gets the AIDS and who doesn't. When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. And you should thank Him for the honor! :yahoo:

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Thats nice of God. I'm just wondering what the crimes are of millions of African babies and children that have become victims of AIDS? Perhaps their crime is being born in Africa