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Dennis Lukes 01-05-2019 05:02 PM

Evil Queers Throughout History
 
Hello Christians,

Many people seem to think that homosexuality is something new. That after God's destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, faggotry disappeared from the world until the Godless 1960s. This is a misconception. Here, I am going to profile a number of wicked, vile homosexuals throughout history.


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King Herod (c. 74 B.C. - c. 4 A.D.)
Although not explicitly stated to be a queer in the Bible, God's favorite actor Mel Gibson was inspired to depict him as a flaming fag in his cinematic masterpiece The Passion of the Christ. In the Bible itself, this Jewish fairy is responsible for murdering John the Baptist (Matthew 14:10). Even worse, this vile sodomite mocks God and, in an attempt to assassinate Jesus, had all the babies in Bethlehem slaughtered (Matthew 2:16). God had his revenge, however (Romans 12:19). Creation scientists have discovered the manner of Herod's death: "burning fever, ulcerated entrails, foul discharges, convulsions, stench, etc." It is clear that the Lord Jesus struck down this faggot Jew with the typical gay plagues: AIDS, anal cancer, prostate cancer, gay bowel syndrome, hemorrhoids, gonorreah, rectal prolapse, incontinence, diarrhea, and so on. For violating God's word (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13), Herod has spent the past 2,000 years being tortured in Hell. Praise Jesus

Dennis Lukes 01-05-2019 05:21 PM

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Gilles de Rais (1405-1440)
Gilles de Rais was a French nobleman who fought in the Hundred Years' War under the command of Joan of Arc. By following the orders of a woman, he violated a whole host of God's rules (such as 1 Timothy 2:11 and 1 Corinthians 11:3). Joan also claimed to have heard God's voice, thus making her a false prophet (Matthew 7:15), a violator of 1 Corinthians 14:34, and a witch (Exodus 22:18). Simply by following this wicked woman, Gilles de Rais bought himself a one-way ticket to Hell. That wasn't enough for him though. Being a French Catholic, he was unsurprisingly a homosexual pedophile and a Satanist. He sodomized, tortured, and killed dozens or even hundreds of young boys. After being hanged in 1440, God cast him into Hell where his sins are even now being repaid in kind.

Dennis Lukes 01-05-2019 05:42 PM

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Ernst Röhm (1887-1934)

The Nazis hated homosexuals right? Not all of them! Enter Ernst Röhm. While the Nazis did later righteously follow Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13, at first this depraved sodomite was a prominent member of their inner circle. Röhm was the leader of the SA, an organization which he filled with young, athletic queers so that he could engage in sodomy with them. He did have one virtue, however. As Hitler's commanding officer in the military after World War I, he was responsible for ordering him to go undercover and spy on the nascent Nazi Party. Instead of bringing them down, Hitler became their leader, so we can thank Röhm for that. It's still not enough to redeem his in Christ's eyes, though. As a Nazi, he also shared their flaws, such as a softness on Catholicism and an un-Biblical (Genesis 1:26) emphasis on animal rights. When Hitler learned of his "friend's" queerness (and also of falsified evidence that he was planning a coup, but mostly the queerness) he had all of Röhm's faggot underlings killed and had him arrested and shot to death in jail. Praise Jesus! As God's preferred method of execution is stoning, and bullets are basically little stones, death by shooting is perfectly in line with Biblical law. Since then, Röhm has spent the last 84 years being sodomized by Satan's barbed tallywhacker.

Dennis Lukes 01-05-2019 06:00 PM

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John Wayne Gacy (1942-1994)
No, not the famous Injun-killing Republican cowboy John Wayne. This is John Wayne Gacy, a homo serial killer who raped and murdered 33 young men and boys in Chicago between 1972-1978 and buried the corpses in his crawl space. The depravity of this fairy is endless. He was a third-generation immigrant, descended from Polacks (a wall between the U.S. and Poland would've saved those lives). He dressed as a clown to entertain children at the hospital (Zephaniah 1:8, Ecclesiastes 7:3). He was a Democrat active in politics at the local level, and even met First Lady Rosalynn Carter (I presume that his actions were known to and sanctioned by Jimmy Carter). Earlier in his life, he had managed several Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurants (thus providing cheap food on the white man's dollar to negroes with food stamps) in Waterloo, Iowa until he was convicted and imprisoned for child molestation. Had Biblical law been followed (Leviticus 20:13), Gacy would've been in Hell and his 33 victims would've survived and maybe even found God. Instead, the Democrat revolving door prison system deemed him "reformed" and let him go, free to commit hundreds of felonies. Far too late and too mercifully, the "Killer Clown" was executed by lethal injection in 1994 and cast into Hell

Dennis Lukes 01-05-2019 06:35 PM

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Barack Hussein Obama (1961-hopefully soon)
Do I even need to explain this one? I will anyway. Obummer was born in the African shithole of Kenya to a liberal white whore and amateur porn star named Ann Dunham, who had been knocked up out of wedlock by Malcolm X. This makes Bammy a bastard (in violation of Deuteronomy 23:2) and a mongrel (in violation of Deuteronomy 7:3). His mother took him to Hawaii, where he would later falsely claim to have been born, and then to Indonesia, where he studied the Koran and joined al Qaeda. Obanga later went back to Hawaii where he led a criminal syndicate called the Choom Gang and both sold and used marijuana and cocaine. The liberal elites :joo:, planning to use him in their agenda, sent him to Columbia and Harvard Law School and falsified his transcripts to make it seem like he actually attended classes and earned good grades. The boy wound up in Chicago where he became a "community organizer" (read: crime boss) and met a tranny named Michael Robinson. Barry married Michael as he became a "she" and started calling himself "Michelle." The liberal elites later facilitated his election to the Illinois Senate, representing part of the notoriously corrupt and Democratic city of Chicago, and then to the US Senate, representing the notoriously corrupt and Democratic state of Illinois. Throughout this time, the fairy jigaboo frequently attended gay bathhouses and had sex with gay hustlers. He and his beard "wife" Michelle adopted two nigra daughters from Africa to keep up the charade of heterosexuality. In 2008 came the big coup. The liberal elites engineered his fradulent victory in the presidential election. As the first negro president, his reign from 2009-2017 was disastrous and horrible beyond belief. Obungler tried to institute socialism and death panels, worked hard to destroy family values by supporting baby-killing and allowing fags in the military and legalizing homo "marriage," perpetrated the false flag Sandy Hook shooting hoax in a thankfully failed attempt to repeal the 2nd Amendment, attempted to enforce Sharia law, endangered US national security by withdrawing troops from Afghanistan before the terrorist sand people had been exterminated, bowed to the Saudi King, kissed the Pope's ring, continued to engage in frequent anal sex with rent boys, gave cell phones and many other luxury freebies to his fellow coons, supported the terrorist movement Black Lives Matter, gave the Wicked Witch of the Left Hillary Clinton a cabinet post, gave credence to the glo-bull warming hoax, and many, many, many other atrocities and abominations far too numerous to list here before he was finally replaced by The Donald.

Johny Joe Hold 01-05-2019 10:23 PM

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King Richard the Lionhearted was known to have a romantic relationship with a queer King of France. King Richard really liked how he looked in leather outfits fitted for battle. He pranced across several countries claiming it was to fight the Muslims. It may have been to find brown skinned boyfriends.

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Dennis Lukes 01-06-2019 12:13 AM

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Marshall Applewhite (1931-1997)
Or "Do," as he preferred to call himself. This nancy is best known as the leader of the Heaven's Gate cult who led himself and 38 followers in a mass suicide. Applewhite grew up in Texas, but his queerness ultimately won out and he wound up teaching music at the college level. He was fired from his job for engaging in sodomy with a male student, and later became a drifter. Applewhite met a woman named Bonnie Nettles, who shared his obsession with aliens and Star Trek. Calling themselves Ti and Do, they started a cult, drawing a small group of nerds and virgins around them. Blasphemously, they called it "Heaven's Gate" and Do called himself the son of God (Matthew 7:15). Despite Ti's claims of supernatural powers, God struck her down with cancer and cast her into Hell. Later, Do had himself castrated, making him even more of a sissy (Deuteronomy 23:1, 1 Corinthians 6:9). He also controlled the lives of his followers to an extreme degree. Ultimately, he proved to be an astrologer and a soothsayer as well, as he claimed that the arrival of the Hale-Bopp Comet would usher in the end of the world (Deuteronomy 18:9-12). He led his followers in a mass suicide ("39 to beam up" :laughing:). They did NOT go to a UFO or to "the Kingdom level above human" or whatever other nonsense this deranged sodomite spewed; they were cast straight into Hell.

Dennis Lukes 01-06-2019 12:29 AM

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Pacho Herrera (1951-1998)
A Colombian beaner, drug trafficker, ruthless killer, vile Papist dog, and homosexual. Exactly the sort of person we need a wall to keep out (Nehemiah 4:6). Herrera was a leading member of the Cali Cartel, a multibillion-dollar enterprise responsible for 90% of the world's cocaine traffic in the mid-1990s. He spat in the face of Nancy Reagan and of Jesus Christ by helping to spread drugs all across the world (1 Corinthians 6:10, 1 Corinthians 3:16-17, Ephesians 5:18). Like all beaner criminals, Herrera was also a devout Catholic. Presumably he felt that a life of murder (Exodus 20:13), greed (Luke 12:15), and sodomy (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13) was A-OK as long as he had the pesos to buy an indulgence from the Pope. But no amount of money in the world is enough to buy God's forgiveness. Herrera wound up in jail and, before he had much time to enjoy all of the gay sex that goes on there, he was shot in the head seven times and damned to Hell. Glory!

Dennis Lukes 01-06-2019 05:55 AM

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Elizabeth Báthory (1560-1614)
I haven't forgotten about the dykes! Say hello to Elizabeth Báthory, the "Blood Countess." This vile Hungarian noblewoman was married, but committed adultery (violating Exodus 20:14) with other women (violating Romans 1:26). As if that wasn't bad enough (for she had already been condemned to Hell), this deranged sadomasochistic pervert decided to torture and kill her servant girls! Beating, burning, cutting, freezing, sexual abuse, these were the punishments this lesbian pedophile freak dealt out to the prepubescent and pubescent girls in her employ. Had they survived, it would've been forgivable (Exodus 21:21), but they didn't, thus violating Exodus 20:13 and Exodus 21:20). Báthory was out for blood! She killed hundreds of girls and young women! Her numbers make Ted Bundy and Gary Ridgway look like amateurs. Contrary to popular belief, she did not bathe in the blood of her victims, but she certainly spilled enough blood to have done so if she had wanted to.

Dennis Lukes 01-06-2019 04:33 PM

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Carl Panzram (1892-1930)
Slightly more brutish than even your average sodomite atheist, Panzram was a filthy hobo who raped hundreds of men and boys and also killed over 20 of them. A fact that will surprise no one is that his parents were immigrants (specifically from Prussia). He began stealing at an early age (Exodus 20:15). Panzram was sent to a Godly reform school that lovingly tried to beat the demons out of him (Proverbs 13:24). However, he was so evil that this divinely-ordained procedure only made him more evil and hateful than he already was, and he burned down one of the school's buildings. Later, instead of getting a job, this lazy bum took to riding the rails (Proverbs 10:4). After being gang-raped by a bunch of hobos (which was probably his fault, he must have done something to ask for it), he was recruited to the homosexual lifestyle, and became an anal rapist himself, in addition to his other hobbies of burglary and arson. Considerable time in prisons which lovingly applied the rod still failed to exorcise the demons from this Satanic fiend. In 1920, he burglarized the home of former president Taft and stole a pistol. Later he stole somebody's boat and promised some sailors a job, took them out on the water, sodomized them, and used the pistol to kill them. He also went to Africa, raped some negroes, and killed a bunch of them and fed them to crocodiles. Upon returning to America, he killed two young boys. His crime spree finally ended when he was sent to prison for the last time and then had his neck snapped at the end of a noose. Panzram claimed not to have believed in God or the devil, but he sure does now (Matthew 10:33)! There are no atheists in Hell! :devil:

Dennis Lukes 01-06-2019 05:08 PM

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Malcolm X (1925-1965)
Born Malcolm Little, this uppity buck rejected his "cracker" last name as an act of spite against the Godly white family who brought his savage ancestors over from the dark continent :bongo-drums: and gave them room, board, and the word of God in exchange for a bit of work (Ephesians 6:5-7, Ecclesiastes 3:22, 2 Thessalonians 3:10). From an early age, this thug engaged in petty crimes and worked as a gay hustler. Like most coons, he wound up in prison by age 20. While behind bars, in between sessions of anal sex, he joined a cult called the Nation of Islam. These black Muslims were brainwashed and controlled by a racist jigaboo named Elijah Muhammad, who hatefully preached that white people were demons who had been created by an ancient black scientist. Because Muslims and negroes, for all their many faults, do tend to follow Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13, Malcolm had to keep his faggotry on the "down low." After being released from prison, Malcolm rose up in the cult and became famous among the jigs for his hateful, angry rhetoric (Proverbs 29:11). Acting in the name of his master, Elijah Muhammad, and their demonic false god Allah (Exodus 20:3), he preached black supremacy and incited violence against the "white devil" (Colossians 3:8). At one point, he fornicated with a white slut named Ann Dunham, impregnating her with a bastard child who would one day grow up to be Barack Obama (1 Corinthians 6:18). So all of the sins of Obama (see above), would never have happened without his father, Malcolm X. At one point, the vile negro made a pilgrimmage to Mecca to pray to a stupid big black cube (Leviticus 19:4). He also changed his name yet again, this time to "el-Hajj Malik el-Shabazz" (Ephesians 5:4). He left the Nation of Islam and denounced them, allegedly because he became disillusioned with their beliefs, but more likely because they found out he was a queer. Predictably, the savage black terrorists shot him dead, performing the only positive deed that can be attributed to the Nation of Islam. Because God is just and fair (Psalm 25:8), it can be presumed that Malcolm LITTLE has been sold into slavery in Hell, and that he will serve the demons on bended knee for eternity.

Dennis Lukes 01-06-2019 05:47 PM

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Aileen Wuornos (1956-2002)
Ain't she purty? Picture of a crazy, trailer trash, rugmuncher Florida whore (and if you think she's a bulldyke, wait until you get a load of her girlfriend). Because she was sexually abused by her grandfather as a child, Wuornos chose to become a man-hating lesbian (Romans 1:26, 1 Corinthians 11:3). Later becoming poor and homeless, she spurned the word of Jesus and became a prostitute (Deuteronomy 23:17-18, Leviticus 21:14). In addition to having sex with men for money, the dirty slut also had sex with women for free, later shacking up with a butch hippo dyke named Tyria Moore. Eventually she decided that killing her johns and taking all their money would be easier than having sex with them for the pittance that her ugly face could earn (Exodus 20:13, 2 Thessalonians 3:11-12). She shot seven men to death on the highways of Florida, some who were fornicators, some who took pity on a lone female hitchhiker at night, and one, Peter Seims, who was a Godly evangelical Christian. She gunned him down without pity after he spoke to her about God and His love. Her crime spree came to and end when her lesbo lover Moore ratted her out to the cops. While on trial, she was befriended by a Godly Christian woman named Arleen Pralle, who acted in the interest of saving a soul for Jesus (and certainly NOT for financial gain). Godly President Bush's brother, Florida Governor Jeb Bush, refused to grant clemency and Wuornos was condemned to death. Despite the efforts of Seims and Pralle, the dyke murderer still mocked God in her final moments, claiming that "I'll be back, like Independence Day, with Jesus. June 6, like the movie. Big mother ship and all, I'll be back, I'll be back" (Galatians 6:7). Rest assured, this wicked lezzie is in Hell, burning for all eternity.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-06-2019 10:42 PM

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Friend, I'm confused by your apparent fascination with serial killers.

We all know that God is the most fearsome smiter around - we've really crunched all the numbers on this - so it almost looks like you're trying to one-up Him. Or something. Might be nothing. :Hmm:

Dennis Lukes 01-06-2019 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1244011)
Friend, I'm confused by your apparent fascination with serial killers.

We all know that God is the most fearsome smiter around - we've really crunched all the numbers on this - so it almost looks like you're trying to one-up Him. Or something. Might be nothing. :Hmm:

I am merely trying to warn Christians of the EXTREME dangers posed by homosexuals and to notify the gays themselves of the road they're heading down if they persist in their sinful choices, so that they might repent.


My only goal is to glorify God.

Mary Etheldreda 01-06-2019 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244012)
I am merely trying to warn Christians...

Is this a typo, dear? Did you mean to say you are trying to warn the seeker of Christ? True Christians™ are intimately aware of the dangers of the Enemies of Christ, as we are essentially walking, talking, living, breathing, flesh-sack automatons of Jesus Christ Himself. You may see the face and hear the voice of Brother Jeb, but it is the Holy Ghost who animates his soul (1 Corinthians 3:16; 6:19-20). You can imagine you are talking with Christ who for these moments happens to be wearing a Jeb faced mask and slight variation of His magnificent beard. If the Holy Ghost knows homosexuals are a danger and need to be watched, then rest assured, the True Christian™ knows this as well.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-06-2019 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1244014)
You can imagine you are talking with Christ who for these moments happens to be wearing a Jeb faced mask and slight variation of His magnificent beard.

Yes, if you will, imagine that God contacted me on social media pretending to be a teenaged girl, and used that to lure me to an isolated location, and then garroted me with silk, skinned me, tossed my innards into a wood-chipper and the chips into acid, and them wore my skin and earned the nickname "buffalo Jeb"....

Never mind, Mary said it better.

Dennis Lukes 01-06-2019 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1244014)
Is this a typo, dear? Did you mean to say you are trying to warn the seeker of Christ? True Christians™ are intimately aware of the dangers of the Enemies of Christ, as we are essentially walking, talking, living, breathing, flesh-sack automatons of Jesus Christ Himself. You may see the face and hear the voice of Brother Jeb, but it is the Holy Ghost who animates his soul (1 Corinthians 3:16; 6:19-20). You can imagine you are talking with Christ who for these moments happens to be wearing a Jeb faced mask and slight variation of His magnificent beard. If the Holy Ghost knows homosexuals are a danger and need to be watched, then rest assured, the True Christian™ knows this as well.

Yes, ma'am. There are many seekers of Christ like myself who are somewhat acquainted with the word of God, but are by no means experts like you or Mr. Thurmond, let alone Pastor Ezekiel. I hoped to help others so that we may become True Christians as well and gain entry into Heaven.


What should I do to repent?

Brother Gonzalez 01-06-2019 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244016)
Yes, ma'am. There are many seekers of Christ like myself who are somewhat acquainted with the word of God, but are by no means experts like you or Mr. Thurmond, let alone Pastor Ezekiel. I hoped to help others so that we may become True Christians as well and gain entry into Heaven.


What should I do to repent?

Pray. Pray without ceasing. Read the Bible. Pray again. Pray harder.


Go to your prayer closet and start!

Dennis Lukes 01-07-2019 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez (Post 1244020)
Pray. Pray without ceasing. Read the Bible. Pray again. Pray harder.


Go to your prayer closet and start!

Okay, I will.


I just thought that it would be a Godly service to expose the crimes of the gays, in the vein of the LBC forum's proud history of shocking exposes on such monstrous threats as Skittles, Apple computers, and Super Mario Galaxy. Was that not acceptable?

Basilissa 01-07-2019 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244041)
I just thought that it would be a Godly service to expose the crimes of the gays,

You see, dear, the most shocking crime of the gays is their homosexual behavior. Hence, you should not limit your list to only those gays who did some other things which may or may not count as sins depending on circumstances.

You should be concentrating on exposing such vile homosexuals as Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Michel Angelo, Leonardo da Vinci, etc. :thumbsup:

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-07-2019 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1244080)
You should be concentrating on exposing such vile homosexuals as Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Michel Angelo, Leonardo da Vinci, etc. :thumbsup:

Exactly: these are the ones who are powerful because they are respected by their dupes. They are the "sleeper cells" of the homosexual agenda (though they didn't actually do much sleeping :barf: .

For example, Leonardo da Vinci invented the "helicopter", a dance move used by male strippers.

Dennis Lukes 01-07-2019 08:26 PM

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Well, I prayed on it and prayed on it and then prayed some more. I opened my Bible and by God's grace came upon Proverbs 18:15. It is very relevant here, because, as we all know, the more intelligent someone is, the more likely they are to believe in God and the literal truth of the Bible. Therefore, I will follow God's direction and continue with this task.

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Marquis de Sade (1740-1814)
The man after whom "sadism" is named. A French atheist, bisexual pervert extraordinnaire, sexual deviant, pornographer, and mental patient. He enjoyed beating and abusing whores (1 Corinthians 6:18-20), but had a particular obsession with teenage boys (Leviticus 18:22, Leviticus 20:13). He wrote vile literary porn for his own perverse gratification (Ephesians 4:29), including such ungodly topics as pedophilia, sodomy, sexual torture, coprophagia, urolagia, beastiality, and murder. He called his unfinished novel The 120 Days of Sodom "the most impure tale that has ever been told since the world began," and it describes even more kinds of sin than the Lord Jesus saw fit to share with us in the Bible (a book actually worth reading, unlike Sade's execrable filth, which should be consigned to the flames). Despite his aristocratic status, the cowardly turncoat supported the French Revolution (Romans 1:30, Philippians 2:4). Napoleon had him locked up in prison because of the contents of Justine, the tamest of Sade's books, and he ended up dying in an insane asylum (Deuteronomy 28:28, Ecclesiastes 7:25). Being the most depraved Frenchman :buba: in history is certainly an impressive accomplishment in sinful behavior, and it would be hard to torture a man who enjoys it, but God is great and we can rest assured that the Marquis de Sade is NOT having a good time in Hell.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-07-2019 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244087)
I opened my Bible and by God's grace came upon Proverbs 18:15.

AHEM!
Bibliomancy is the practice of divination by means of a book. Generally speaking, bibliomancy involves turning to a random page in a sacred book in order to find the answer to a question posed...
Bibliomancy is not biblical. God’s Word condemns all forms of divination in no uncertain terms (Deuteronomy 18:10; Acts 16:16-19). Occult practices are not made less evil simply because the Bible is being used in the process.
Dennis, I urge you to follow my advice and set your eyes on the helicopter, dizzy as it may make you. And what is Mona Lisa smiling about? How modestly shamefaced she is?

Dennis Lukes 01-07-2019 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1244080)
You see, dear, the most shocking crime of the gays is their homosexual behavior. Hence, you should not limit your list to only those gays who did some other things which may or may not count as sins depending on circumstances.

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1244082)
Exactly: these are the ones who are powerful because they are respected by their dupes. They are the "sleeper cells" of the homosexual agenda (though they didn't actually do much sleeping :barf: .

How's this?


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Anne Frank (1929-1945)
Dutch kike and closet dyke. World hide and seek champion, 1942-44. When the Nazis liberated the Netherlands during a peacekeeping mission, she and her family fled justice by hiding in an attic like rats. Here's an excerpt from her putrid diary, WARNING X-RATED LANGUAGE:
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Originally Posted by Anne Frank
I remember that once when I slept with Jacque I had a strong desire to kiss her, and that I did do so. I could not help being terribly inquisitive over her body, for she had always kept it hidden from me. I asked her whether, as a proof of our friendship, we should feel one another’s breasts, but she refused. I go into ecstasies every time I see the naked figure of a woman, such as Venus in my art history book, for example. It strikes me as so wonderful and exquisite that I have difficulty in stopping the tears rolling down my cheeks. If only I had a girlfriend!

My gaydar is going off! Disgusting! If only this Jewess hadn't stopped at the end of the Old Testament, she would've read Romans 1:26 and Matthew 5:28! This teenage yid's faggotry is beyond dispute, she admitted it herself! While all copies of the filthy book should be burned, it is clear that the uncensored version, which exposes Anne as the disgusting queer she is, is less dangerous than the "child-friendly" version taught in public schools and loaned out by public libraries all across the country. For decades, the anti-German propaganda piece The Diary of a Young Girl (which is mostly just her typical Jewish compaints and whines about her roommates, who were also Jewish, so at least she's probably justified) has been used to indoctrinate millions of children into believing the myth of the Holocaust, to teach them "tolerance" and "humanity" and "compassion." This is Anne's legacy, and this is why she is currently burning in Hell with all of the other Jews who murdered Christ.

Basilissa 01-07-2019 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244094)

Better, dear. Next time, try someone who hasn't been covered yet, or at least link to the existing threads, for example:

Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?

I hope that was helpful. :innocent:

Dennis Lukes 01-07-2019 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa
You should be concentrating on exposing such vile homosexuals as [...] Leonardo da Vinci, etc. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1244082)
For example, Leonardo da Vinci invented the "helicopter", a dance move used by male strippers.

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1244090)
Dennis, I urge you to follow my advice and set your eyes on the helicopter, dizzy as it may make you. And what is Mona Lisa smiling about? How modestly shamefaced she is?

You asked for it, and here it is.


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Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519)
Let's start at the beginning here. Leonardo was born out of wedlock, making him a bastard (Deuteronomy 23:2). Perhaps this was why he chose to spit in God's face by becoming a queer. Or maybe it was because he grew up in Italy, a land infested with Catholics. For all we know, he was probably raped by a priest, like most Papist children, and was recruited to homosexuality that way. Did his unmanly interest in the arts make him gay, or did choosing to be a flaming faggot give him an interest in the arts? Unlike the chicken and the egg scenario (the chicken; Genesis 1:25), the order here is unclear. But the facts remain: Leonardo da Vinci was an Italian Catholic sodomite artist bastard. And that's just the start. Some theorize that his painting, the Mona Lisa, is NOT a portrait of a woman, but a SELF-portrait of the artist in drag (Deuteronomy 22:5, 1 Corinthians 6:9)! It's not even a very good painting (unlike his other work The Last Supper which depicts Jesus and at least attempts to glorify God, though being painted by a queer Godmocker diminishes this) and is probably a situation like George Washington Carver. Zero inventions by coons, so when one actually manages to create something as simple and stupid as peanut butter, he's held up as one of the greatest scientific minds in the world. Speaking of science, Leonardo also drew up plans for something like the modern helicopter, which is also a term used by today's queers for a disgustingly sinful practice. Coincidence? I think not! Speaking of science, this vile ghoul also engaged in cutting up corpses so he could learn about human anatomy, a necrophilic custom still practiced by university professors and doctors today. I urge you not to look at his drawing The Vitruvian Man, nothing more than glorified gay porn of a sinful Hindu false-god. Gay boy Leo was also a major figure in the "Renaissance," perhaps the worst period of human history after the Flood. This was a time when "reason" and "knowledge" began to supercede the teachings of the Bible. When you look at all the secular humanism, art, science, medicine, technology, and knowledge that exist today, you can thank evil monsters like Leonardo da Vinci for spitting on the Bible and ruining the world.

Mary Etheldreda 01-07-2019 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244094)
How's this?

You're still missing the point dear. The examples to which you referred earlier, namely Skittles, Apple computers, and Super Mario Galaxy, are all examples of threats that were not previously widely known. These are examples of threats that one sharing the Mind and Will of the Holy Ghost can work out as time progresses because while they are not explicitly written about in the Holy Bible, their threats conform with those evil works and motivations that are explicitly written about in the Holy Bible. The True Christian™ can discern through prayer and study threats, such as teaching evolution in schools, vaccines, psychology, or Comicon. When new information is uncovered, such as God's Divine and Justifiable Hatred of Estonia, the Believer is right to point it out so the rest of us can stay alert to the dangers of this world (Matthew 10:16). We are already aware of the threats homosexuals, Jews, and serial killers bring to the world.

Thanks to Brother Jeb's God Given Gift to ferret out sin in seemingly innocuous places, today I learned Da Vinci is responsible for the helicopter move, a dance tick favored by the Sodomite. You can be sure I will start posting on social media and comment sections in the news when Da Vinci Schools are talked about. What a shame to have an institution dedicated to corrupting our youth by the very self-same liberals who cry out for separation of church and state. What they really mean is separation of Christian Church and state. I for one will not be silent for this hypocrisy.

Dennis Lukes 01-07-2019 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1244101)
You're still missing the point dear.

Would you prefer it if I left your Godly forum? It seems that I have nothing to contribute and I don't want to waste the time of Christians who have better things to do.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-07-2019 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244104)
Would you prefer it if I left your Godly forum? It seems that I have nothing to contribute

This Day In History needs work. Interested?

Cranky Old Man 01-07-2019 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244104)
Would you prefer it if I left your Godly forum?

No

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-08-2019 12:41 AM

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I know you've been working hard and are frustrated with our nitpicking, but, since the whole point of this post is to point out how horrible Leo was, it's counterproductive to include a picture showing him with such a glorious beard. Almost on the same level as my own, if that picture is to be believed (I'm sure it's not!).

No, surely it was patchy and got food stuck in it all the time. Nothing like mine.

Leo would have had beard-envy of ME! That's final!

Dennis Lukes 01-08-2019 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1244115)
No

Very kind of you, sir. I'll again pray that Jesus kills you in your sleep tonight. How long must a Godly man such as yourself endure this sinful world before he gets to enjoy his well-earned reward?

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I know you've been working hard and are frustrated with our nitpicking, but, since the whole point of this post is to point out how horrible Leo was, it's counterproductive to include a picture showing him with such a glorious beard. Almost on the same level as my own, if that picture is to be believed (I'm sure it's not!).

No, surely it was patchy and got food stuck in it all the time. Nothing like mine.

Leo would have had beard-envy of ME! That's final!

It seems that Satan often grants magnificent beards to sorcerers (ex: Merlin, Gandalf, Dumbledore, Santa Claus), probably in exchange for their souls. Your Godly, Jesus-esque beard is far superior because it is not borne of evil.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-08-2019 01:04 AM

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So what do you think about This Day In History?

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244124)
Your Godly, Jesus-esque beard is far superior because it is not borne of evl.

It's true that beards are not always good. I don't know this for a fact, but a lot of people are saying that there was a scandal when the ladies group once traveled to some Greek island where they ate clams which sprouted, of all things, beards. Must have been one of those ungodly frankenfoods I've been hearing about? :dunno:

DolliMoans 01-09-2019 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1244123)
I know you've been working hard and are frustrated with our nitpicking, but, since the whole point of this post is to point out how horrible Leo was, it's counterproductive to include a picture showing him with such a glorious beard. Almost on the same level as my own, if that picture is to be believed (I'm sure it's not!).

No, surely it was patchy and got food stuck in it all the time. Nothing like mine.

Leo would have had beard-envy of ME! That's final!

According Brother Lukes description, Leo was also a dreadful $MeToo'er of the 1500's, most likely. Makes sense, as he was ahead of his time and predates the 2nd Wave MeToo.

Dr Laurence Niles 01-10-2019 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244104)
Would you prefer it if I left your Godly forum? It seems that I have nothing to contribute and I don't want to waste the time of Christians who have better things to do.

Perhaps you could focus on the things that the gaywise do NOT do? For example, they never pray quietly in their prayer closet because they don’t have one: and why is that?

It is easy to throw stones at the homosexualist but that is low hanging fruit :lol:

You seem to have an healthy appreciation for the horrors that is anality: but even with the inbuilt safety features of the JesOS on this site you may be profiled by the Millitant American Gaywise Agenda of America and targeted.

The Bible(KJV1611) is very clear that the gaywise should be killed but this is because of their perverse predilection for penetrative penile/posteria perfidy :nono:

That they kill and maim is shocking but Jesus cares more deeply that two men are touching each other’s parts until they go off into their face and mouths. You see Jesus is sound as a pound with killing- even little children and babes in arms: Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Maybe focus more on how the modern Militant America Gaywise Agenda of America’s activities to inculcate our youth to pull them away from Jesus.

When the Rupture comes and we are all sucked off naked into Heaven we cannot leave behind all those clean limbed young teens with the bearest whisper of downy fluff on their cheeks who have been broken twixt buttockular by the ghastly greasey gratuitously gnarled grabbing paw of dirty homer as we all bask in muscular embrace of Jesus.

As the kids say today: you get more sugar with a honeypot that flies.

YIC

Dennis Lukes 01-10-2019 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles (Post 1244245)
Perhaps you could focus on the things that the gaywise do NOT do? [...] Maybe focus more on how the modern Militant America Gaywise Agenda of America’s activities to inculcate our youth to pull them away from Jesus.

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Ellen DeGenerate (1958-tomorrow I hope)
Bulldyke celebrity. One thing she's never done is tell a funny joke, despite allegedly being a "comedian." She also didn't respect or obey God when she chose to wipe her rectum with the holy Bible in 1997 by coming out as queer on her television program (which she named after herself; Ecclesiastes 1:2). Despite the efforts of network executives to steer her back onto the righteous path by cancelling her show, she refused to become straight or accept Christ. What else has this rugmuncher NOT done? Well, can anybody name anything she's ever actually accomplished? Name one movie she's been in. More relevant to her salvation (or lack thereof), she didn't marry a man (Ephesians 5:22-24, etc). Instead, she spat in God's face by "marrying" another girl, the lipstick lezzie Portia de Rossi. In the present day, DeGenerate has essentially taken the place of Oprah Winfrey. Instead of a fat negress preaching sin and debauchery to housewives at 3:00, there's a mannish dyke preaching sin and debauchery to housewives at 3:00. Do you ever see the studio audiences on those programs? Mostly women and the occasional fag. What are these harlots NOT doing while they're watching Ellen, either in person or on TV? Cooking for their husbands, keeping house, tending to the children! The Jews use the queers in the media to chip away at more and more of the Bible and usher in the reign of their master, Satan. Ellen DeGenerate is the vanguard of anti-family values and anti-heterosexual hatred in the present day.

Johny Joe Hold 01-14-2019 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244274)
Ellen DeGenerate (1958-tomorrow I hope)
Bulldyke celebrity. One thing she's never done is tell a funny joke, despite allegedly being a "comedian." She also didn't respect or obey God when she chose to wipe her rectum with the holy Bible in 1997 by coming out as queer on her television program (which she named after herself; Ecclesiastes 1:2). .... Ellen DeGenerate is the vanguard of anti-family values and anti-heterosexual hatred in the present day.

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To further stick a finger in the eye of Jesus, Ellen DeDike is estimated to be worth $450 million with a salary of $75 million each year.

When someone sins at her level, there should be a way for the government to take that money and give it the genuine Christians. Think what a True Christian™ church like Landover Baptist could do with even a few million of her dirty money.

Dennis Lukes 01-16-2019 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1244506)
To further stick a finger in the eye of Jesus, Ellen DeDike is estimated to be worth $450 million with a salary of $75 million each year.

When someone sins at her level, there should be a way for the government to take that money and give it the genuine Christians. Think what a True Christian™ church like Landover Baptist could do with even a few million of her dirty money.

Here's the richest queer in the world, worth about $8.1 billion! That's 8,100,000,000 dollars of ill-gotten gains in Satan's pocket.


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Giorgio Armani (1934-still clinging to life)
This skeletal sausage smoker is currently the wealthiest sodomite on Earth. Hailing from Satan's boot Italy, he probably has ties to the wealthiest sodomite organization on Earth, the Catholic Church. Armani's second favorite passion (after male anuses) is fashion. Can you imagine a man being obsessed with shirts and dresses like some feebleminded woman? The only thing this rump ranger would think about 1 Corinthians 6:9 is the 69, a gay sex act. He has spread his homosexuality to Hollywood, designing "costumes" for such films as The Untouchables (with Armani's involvement in mind, the title likely refers to the female body). To his credit, however, he has publicly stated that queers shouldn't dress so queer. To his DIScredit, on the other hand, he thumbs his nose in God's face by openly violating Leviticus 18:22 and Leviticus 20:13. Armani has even had the sheer audacity to survive, so far, to the age of 84, which queers are not supposed to reach. Old age is reserved for heterosexuals. Unlike the vast majority of faggots, he has not yet succumbed to AIDS, rectal cancer, or a drug overdose, and he has not even had the decency to get killed like Gianni Versace. Would that we could legally follow God's commandments to execute this beast and seize his considerable assets.

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 01-16-2019 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1244573)
Here's the richest queer in the world, worth about $8.1 billion! That's 8,100,000,000 dollars of ill-gotten gains in Satan's pocket.


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Giorgio Armani (1934-still clinging to life)

Whose nose is that? Because it certainly isn't the one God gave him!

Dennis Lukes 01-16-2019 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1244575)
Whose nose is that? Because it certainly isn't the one God gave him!

With all the anal bleaching, steroid- and drug-abuse, plastic surgery, piercings, hormone therapy, and other mutilations these Brokeback Mountaineers subject themselves to, it is obvious that they have no more respect for 1 Corinthians 6:15 than they do for Leviticus 20:13


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