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15 year old virgin? You run faster than your brothers?

Yeah, nice try, Mr. FBI Agent. :thumbdown:

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My suspicions exactly, the poor grammar and spelling gave it away.

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So you admit that LOVE is essential in a marriage? hmm well then.but you are calling her a lesbian. apparently with gamergoddess the INTELLIGENT one for being a girl with a BOYFRIEND that automatically makes her a lesbian.

Naomi's marriage is illegal anyway. Didymus much you should stop trying to take their side. its clear that they hate you and ur not gonna get any green points.
Dear Noah,
Please stop being an Spelling check/Grammer Nazi bitch its very annoying
Leave me alone or go to hell
Your choice
The one with a brain who serves god
Vocaloid

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Grammar

And I'm not a Nazi or a bitch, Noah is a Godly man's name

All the best

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You do realize, I hope, you don't actually have to be here. If you want to be left alone...

go away.

And by the way, I won't go to Hell. That is a promise from my Savior.

And I give unto them [that's ME!] eternal life; and they [me again!] shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them [her, Mary Etheldreda] out of my hand.
My Father, which gave them [ME!!] me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them [Mary again!] out of my Father's hand.
John 10:28-29

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You still don't get it. I am not taking their side.

I am against dishonesty. These people are the only Christians I've ever found that take the Bible, read it as it is written, and follow it completely. They don't gloss over and ignore the parts that seem (to our eyes) racist, homophobic, misogynistic, xenophobic, and downright barbaric.

They accept that the Bible itself says that the words contained therein are ETERNAL and unchanging. The Catholics keep changing their "interpretation" and now accept evolution (even if it directly contradicts Genesis). Others (like the Lutherans and Anglicans) accept homosexuals and lesbians as members of their churches in direct violation of Deuteronomy and Leviticus. The United Church of Canada (in which I was raised) even has women preaching, where the Bible clearly states that women are to be SILENT in church.

If those "faith traditions" (I'll not glorify them with the term "churches") cannot follow the Book, how can they even call themselves Christians?

If I live in a garage, does that make me a motorcycle?

Not one of the True Christians™ has ever said that they hate me. They may disapprove of my beliefs (and I theirs), but so long as I do not misrepresent the contents and teachings of the Bible, they've told me I'm more than welcome to stay. I don't expect any invitations to the Church barbeques, though. ;)

Sorry to disappoint you, Mr. Psychic, but I've gotten thousands of green points in my stay here, it's just the reds outnumber them.

Any other preconceptions (that's a polite word for prejudice) I can disabuse you of?

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Why do you think this? Her parents consented.

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For all the not Landover people who keep saying mean stuff about Aaron marrying me, I wish you would just stop talking about it. It makes Aaron really mad, and I just want him to not be mad, OK?

Thanks,

YIC

Naomi

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It's OK Mrs. Portway, just ignore all the strangers here and trust in your husband and the LBC community. :thumbsup:

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im very sorry about your marriage Naomi. if he strikes you then dont hesitate to report him as an abusive husband. i mean he already probably raped you. im so sorry. i was thinking of you on the saturday of your wedding, i couldnt help but feel bad. :)

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Why would you come here and say such a mean thing? Captain Portway is a True Christian™ man and therefor a very decent husband. (Ephesians 5:23) Naomi consented to be his wife so rape isn't even an option.

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She is right Vocaltoad! her marriage is justified by god! her parents consented. PRAISE THE LORD! THESE TWO ARE BLESSED BY GOD AND SHALL SIT NEAR HIS RIGHT HAND FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!

so get it through your retarded yellow skinned, monkey shaped, head that she is married to a TRUE CHRISTIAN and not a satanist such as yourself

Servant to jesus and god almighty, Saviortothegamer

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If you cared so much about the Lord maybe you could capitalise His name.

YIC

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This post has been reported to the CIA and FBI.
enough said, enjoy your day:)

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Why don't you read the whole thread, so that you can see no laws have been broken, instead of wasting our law enforcer's valuable time?

Remember, these people are True Christians, who follow the WHOLE Bible, including the parts that say they MUST follow secular laws.

Thanks, and have a great day! :D

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sometimes following some book isn't the right thing, and there is a law against it, please read
Code Section
595.2

or

http://marriage.uslegal.com/age-requirements/iowa/

which states


Minimum Legal Age with Parental Consent
Male: 16; Female: 16
Minimum Legal Age Without Parental Consent
Male: 18; Female:18


since this girl is at the age of 14 it is against the law in the US. please learn the laws in the country you live in, it will help you

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You couldn't read the whole thread, like I asked you to; in fact, you didn't even read the FIRST page, or you would have seen this:

Btw, I don't live in the USA. Stop making assumptions.

Have a great day! :D

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let the CIA decide what going to happend from here on

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Hello again, clueless.

'The National Security Act of 1947 established the CIA, affording it "no police or law enforcement functions, either at home or abroad".'

-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA

Have a great day! :D

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