Paris pukes; performance art hits a new low.
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My only solace is knowing that Paris Hellton will be singing for Satan soon enough, his enormous crusty and pus-weeping member her microphone; but there is no danger of her gagging, so practised is she. |
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I don't know who this person is, but wouldn't you just know this sort of thing would have to have connections with a French Hotel.
I do remember having a certain projectile vomitting experience while trying to sing in Church after too many Egg-Nogs last Christmas. Praise The Lord I managed to face away from the good Pastor. It took the glaze off the floor tiles from what I remember. |
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What came flying out of her mouth was steaming hot piles of demon bile, expelled by a certain LBC Pastor who happened to be passing by the concert hall and in deep prayer at the time. Praise Jesus!
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From the looks of this Paris girl she is a diseased harlot begging for Satans scalding attention.
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I absolutely agree! That Paris woman is a DISEASED HARLOT wantin SATAN!! She be an ABOMINATION in the EYES OF THE LORD GOD ALMIGHT!! She be a DAUGHTER OF SODOM!! Dirty filthy SINNER she is!!
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I was talking with the youth at the camp and it appears that this miss Hilton is try a new genre of music called "punk" that involves body fluids and sticking sharp objects through your body. Really scary stuff.:o
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That depraved Hellbound harlot is a walking, talking praying mantis. I think she is really a demon.
Notice the similarities. Concerned, Sister Thumper |
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I feel sorry for Ms. Hilton. Her life shows the damage inflicted both by growing up in a plutocratic family and by the objectification of women by the corporate, conservative media establishment.
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Surely we're all glad she's not cranking out little Hiltons . . . though I imagine they'd be more like Motel 6s. She'll leave a (red) light on for you, all right. |
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