Do you know the MuffinMan? Do you know why he looks at buns so intently?
What church do I go to?
- I don't go to any church yet because I have not been able to find any churches here in Iowa that actually practice the King James Bible (you know, rather than just saying they do) What is my favorite Bible verse? - My favorite Bible verse is John 6:35 And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst. How did I come to find Jesus? - I came to find Jesus when I saw his face in my toasted english muffin. |
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Oh! A mocker! Shocking!
Anyway, is Iowa still a thing outside Freehold? I though they would have closed by now. Specially Des Moines. |
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A very cautious welcome to you.
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Seems to me that Muffin muffed. :brimley:
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I am not worshipping my English muffin - After all, I am not a transubstantiation-believing Papist. But I did find Jesus by seeing the imprint of his face on my toasted English muffin. |
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https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...XRQa3VOV85oR6W Does the toast speak to you as well? Does it tell you to do things? |
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Your username has me very concerned. You are a muffin man - what Christian man would take a woman's role as a profession? :fear2: I fear your prolonged baking of tasty goods has made you soft, as evident by your terse answers that tell us almost nothing.
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Our Lord Jesus Christ says "I am the bread of life"
Although this this is not a reference to his Awesome and Glorious Second Coming, it is a promise that his face will appear in your toast. No, my toast does not speak to me, nor does it tell me to do things. I don't bake any of the tasty goods I enjoy eating. My wife does. The morning after we got married, I ordered her to toast me an English muffin, and as she was serving me, she said "Look, your toast has Obama's face on it." I immediately grabbed my King James Bible and beat her over the head with it and shouted "Jesus not black!" |
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I love my wife Doris :wub: and hate seeing her in pain. I feel bad every time I have to strike her, and I'd never do it if I didn't have to, but Jesus commands it. |
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Are you aware that the word muffin is the damage-dealing component of the word "muffintop" a weapon used by fat-shamers to assault women?
No, obviously your privilege blinds you. Repent! |
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2. My wife dared to allege that my toast, which had the face of Jesus Christ on it, looked like the face of that colored Obumma. This is, in essence, equating Jesus Christ with that colored Obumma. How can this be anything but saying that Jesus is black, aka blasphemy? |
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http://i41.tinypic.com/2d97hj4.jpg It doesn't prove anything. You could've been using this for all we know: https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/xDEAA...VHf/s-l640.jpg Quote:
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Where, might I ask, were you looking when you found Jesus? |
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But now that I think about it, these words are not found in my King James Bible, so that can't be what it means. How does the Landover Baptist Church interpret the commandment of Jesus, "this do in remembrance of me"? |
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