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Johny Joe Hold 12-02-2020 08:04 PM

Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
The big fake news today is that the U.K. will be the first country in the world to start giving Coronavirus vaccinations. That is impossible.

We all know the U.K. has socialist medicine and that it is inferior to our capitalistic medical system. What will happen in the U.K. is this: People will be told to go to some location to get vaccinated. Those naive enough to follow these instructions will find a line miles long. They will be told "any day now we will start vaccinations." Who knows how many will drop dead waiting.

Here in the U.S. we will see rapid deployment of personnel and resources bringing health to everyone. It's been doing that since day one of the Coronavirus.

Britain OKs Pfizer vaccine and will begin shots within days | St. Louis business news | stltoday.com

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 12-02-2020 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1277241)
What will happen in the U.K. is this: People will be told to go to some location to get vaccinated. Those naive enough to follow these instructions will find a line miles long.

Brother Mr Mayor, Sir. much as one hates to be fair to these people, this is unlikely. More than 20% of the British (by which I mean the English, obviously - as you know, the terms are synonymous) have already indicated that they will reject the Pfizer poison as it will change their DNA, turning them into who knows what. Another 20% will be too old/sick/dead to get to the remote locations cunningly planned by the government. Around 30% will be too young to get there under their own steam. And the remainder are mostly in jail or residential centers for the helplessly deluded.
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Here in the U.S. we will see rapid deployment of personnel and resources bringing health to everyone. It's been doing that since day one of the Coronavirus.
I too am confident that this will be the case, but assume that the matter will primarily be dealt with by mass prayer.

YiC
Joanna

WWJDnow 12-02-2020 09:36 PM

Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
I thought President Trump bought the entire world's supply of the Pfizer vaccine. Why is an American company trying to save the lives of foreigners?

Basilissa 12-02-2020 09:40 PM

Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow (Post 1277249)
I thought President Trump bought the entire world's supply of the Pfizer vaccine. Why is an American company trying to save the lives of foreigners?

Good point, Brother. The Pfizer people need to be explained AMERICA FIRST and AMERICA ONLY. :thumbdown:

Didymus Much 12-02-2020 10:32 PM

Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
Did I miss a turn somewhere? Now you guys want to get Bill Gates' microchip* injected? :dntknw:

*not a real thing

MitzaLizalor 12-02-2020 11:09 PM

Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
It's not the first time something of the sort has happened. Robert FitzWalter vs King John for instance?
Ecclesiastes 2:17 Therefore I hated life; because the work that is wrought under the sun is grievous unto me: for all is vanity and vexation of spirit.

Basilissa 12-03-2020 02:27 AM

Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1277252)
Did I miss a turn somewhere? Now you guys want to get Bill Gates' microchip* injected? :dntknw:

*not a real thing

Context, my dear atheist, context. A Biden vaccine gives you evil microchip and autism, a Trump vaccine gives you blessings (and maybe some Clorox aftertaste).

Didymus Much 12-03-2020 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1277262)
...A Biden vaccine gives you evil microchip and autism, a Trump vaccine gives you blessings (and maybe some Clorox aftertaste).

So ... which is Pfizer's? Moderna's? The others? Got a list, thanks in advance?


How about Putin's mystery "Sputnik" concoction, which is so good that ... he hasn't had it :lol:. One of his kids did, he claimed, and the rumours that it was at gunpoint are fake newski.

Basilissa 12-03-2020 06:17 PM

Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1277273)
So ... which is Pfizer's? Moderna's? The others? Got a list, thanks in advance?

How about Putin's mystery "Sputnik" concoction, which is so good that ... he hasn't had it :lol:. One of his kids did, he claimed, and the rumours that it was at gunpoint are fake newski.

None of the above - this is the Trump vaccine, a.k.a. an intravenous disinfectant, that will be distributed any day now:


MitzaLizalor 12-04-2020 02:27 AM

Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
There's also an Oxford vaccine better suited to third world economies. It's much cheaper. Many socialist countries have membership of the third world - will any of the currently united kingdoms be applying to join?

Perhaps someone could help me out here. I understand that England does not have a parliament. Wales, Scotland, N. Ireland and possibly Cornwall do. Or are working towards. Is home rule for England on the cards (as opposed to be governed by a federal-type body) and is England currently an anarchy or a theocracy?

Thanking you in anticipation.

MitzaLizalor 12-04-2020 02:34 AM

Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
The people inventing names weren't having a very good day when they came up with ChAdOx1 nCoV-2019 - snappy? Not so much. I should have included it before.

https://www.ovg.ox.ac.uk/news/oxford...vid-19-vaccine

Unfalsifiable 12-05-2020 11:16 PM

Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
I hear that in the UK if you see a line forming in the street, you are advised to join it without knowing what it is; because it means there might be something like food or medicine at the end of it.

Basilissa 12-06-2020 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Unfalsifiable (Post 1277517)
I hear that in the UK if you see a line forming in the street, you are advised to join it without knowing what it is; because it means there might be something like food or medicine at the end of it.

Wow, I knew that Brexit was going to hit them hard (as foretold by Elmer G. White), but I didn't think it got so bad that fast.

Should we start planning aid for Britain? You know, just the essentials (that is the Holy Bible, King James version)?

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 12-06-2020 06:45 PM

Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1277565)
Wow, I knew that Brexit was going to hit them hard (as foretold by Elmer G. White), but I didn't think it got so bad that fast.

Oh my goodness yes, Sister. It's worse than Poland in the 1980s! This is why they're planning to reduce the population with the vaccine.
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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1277565)
Should we start planning aid for Britain? You know, just the essentials (that is the Holy Bible, King James version)?

Well, we're okay for Bibles here and there's not much point sending them to the illiterate, who will only burn them as fuel. There's an unaccountable shortage of spray cheese, though, if you have any to spare.

MitzaLizalor 12-07-2020 09:57 AM

Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
What is spray cheese?

handmaiden 12-09-2020 02:28 PM

Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
I heard on the LIEbral news that they gave the second dose of the vaccine to William Shakespeare.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 12-09-2020 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 1277783)
I heard on the LIEbral news that they gave the second dose of the vaccine to William Shakespeare.

Wait, so all the spray cheese goes missing at the same time as they roll out a vaccine suspiciously quickly? And give it to an old famous Brit? Hmm... the socialist death panel has a sense of humor.

MitzaLizalor 12-10-2020 09:30 PM

Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
I've heard he never wrote anything anyway.
All done by Queen Elizabeth to further her political agenda.
Very successfully too since she managed to annex North America.
Just imagine if it had been the French! :fear2:

But I don't think she was a commie.

WHY IS HE DEPICTED WEARING A MASK?
http://uploads.kidzworld.com/article...are-185jpg.jpg https://www.biographyonline.net/wp-c...izabeth-I1.jpg
WHOSE IS THE REAL FACE BENEATH IT?

WilliamJenningsBryan 12-11-2020 06:15 AM

Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1277674)
What is spray cheese?

I've never come across any mention of "spray cheese" in the Bible (KJV1611), but neither have I seen Kimchi - and the Korean's have been making it for 2000 years.

I suspect that only perverts are buying this stuff.

What's Inside: Squirt-On Cheese

https://www.wired.com/2006/10/whats-...irt-on-cheese/

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 12-11-2020 08:57 AM

Re: Socialist U.K. Gets the Vaccine Before the U.S? Don't Believe It
 
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1277861)

In countries which lack second amendment rights, at least for the under-10s, spray cheese can be a useful weapon. It certainly deters would-be assailants. You might think that shaving-foam would do, and the Great Unwashed are certainly afraid of its effects, but it is far too easily wiped off. Spray cheese lingers.


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