Suspected fake Betty Bowers sighting.
Something does not look right about this profile:
http://www.myspace.com/bettybowers Only one friend? Located in New York City?! *ZERO* mention of Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers...?!!! Certainly if this were the *REAL* Betty Bowers, Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick would have been listed among the friends! |
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Possible shenanigans.
Most True Christians™ realize and recognize MySpace as being a breeding ground for homosexuality and pedophilia. |
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It's certainly ironic that Pastor Deacon Fred and Brother Harry Hardwick (the only two profiles I vow to ever view there from now on!) have profiles there... And I never had any reason to doubt the authenticity of the person behind either profile!
It's a good thing that Pastor Deacon Fred has streaming audio of a few of his sermons.... I hope the rest of those sinners on MySpace are playing them at least once a day! |
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MySpace is not accessable from my compound so I wouldn't know what is on there as of late. I went there a while back and the sheer gayness made my heart burn with anger for the lost souls.
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Maybe I should change my name to Newball. :innocent::lol: I'd like to come visit your compound sometime. But I'm still working on getting an extra several hundred thousand dollars (and an improved credit rating!) that will hopefully grant me access to Freehold, Iowa. |
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i suspects this a pickture of Mrs.Bowers grandma an it brake my hart:(
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66...ndmaBowers.jpg nows, why does Grandma Betty gotta use them back doors? i not mean to cause no offenses, but it not very respeckful to oldin folks!:angry: they should be alloweds to use the front doors like everyone else except for servants an nigras -_- but Grandma Betty look real happy so maybee it ok? :unsure: |
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"Mrs. Betty Bowers" announcing to God and everybody that she is "44"?
This is not our Mrs. Betty Bowers!!! :fear2: |
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Miss Petal, and do you know what "back door" is a Homer! euphemism for?
Jesus $ave us all!!! |
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I think it may be the real Mrs Betty Bowers who has made sure of her space on MySpace and will no doubt fill in some more details later, time permitting. She is, let us remember, a very busy woman, and so close to Jesus that she herself is prone to move in mysterious ways. |
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I was just making the point that all Baptists are Protestants, but not all Protestants are Baptists. List of Protestant Denominations |
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Saying that a Landover Baptist True Christian™ is just a Protestant is like saying that filet mignon is just meat, right? :thumbsup:
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As Pastor Enobarbus has noted, Mrs. Bowers is remarkably busy, what with her website to maintain, and shopping, and luncheons to attend. And she may have simply wanted to be sure no heathen would besmirch her Godly name with smut, perversion, or advertisements for goods from Wal-Mart. :yucky: |
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Still, I see your point. I suspect that the options provided by MySpace when it comes to these labels are not great. |
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There are no fruits or vegetables at Landover! God hates both! MEAT ONLY! Fruits: Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error, which was meat. Vegetables: Leviticus 21:18-19 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; |
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