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Billy Bob Jenkins 11-06-2011 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by alexthelowe (Post 813320)
If ladies swim-wear is such an issue to you, you're probably struggling with lustful thoughts, and shouldn't be near a pool or beach anyway. :thumbdown:

Maybe we are just concerned for people's salvation. Did you ever consider that? Or do you believe people are incapable of overcoming lustful thoughts?

Isaac Fisher 11-07-2011 09:42 AM

Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike
 
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Originally Posted by alexthelowe (Post 813320)
If ladies swim-wear is such an issue to you, you're probably struggling with lustful thoughts, and shouldn't be near a pool or beach anyway. :thumbdown:


No everyone is plagued with thoughts of evil and sex whenever they look at someone of the other (or same) gender. You may think it's normal to fantasize and drool over people but we, at this forum, think that humans deserve a little more respect than that. :)

We have self-control; you're the one suffering from lust.

MitzaLizalor 11-08-2011 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Isaac Fisher (Post 813618)
We have self-control; you're the one suffering from lust.

Occasionally, this time of year ('til about April/May) there are "bikini parties" at beach locations, the DJ sets total 96 hours over a weekend and so wily is satan that he manipulates his minions to have "admission" free.

Mostly these debauches occur on islands, quite near the coast. You can swim across ("don't wear black" they say) and oh boy! how those young men are ruined.
Jeremiah knew the nature of these harlots, the filth of their every thought: nothing is new: Jeremiah 3:9: can you imagine any more revolting a display :bad:

No Christian lad should ever attend such an event (except Pastors, armed with the Word) where whoredom rules caring nothing for the future "oh, oh, my stallion rear up for me" she whimpers God has abandoned her and the young man succumbs.

JOB 39
17
Because God hath depriued her of wisedome, neither hath he imparted to her vnderstanding.
18 What time she lifteth vp her selfe on high, she scorneth the horse and his rider.
19 Hast thou giuen the horse strength? hast thou clothed his necke with thunder?
20 Canst thou make him afraid as a grashopper? the glory of his nostrils is terrible.

©1611

And you say we're the ones obsessed :haha:

Bikini clad, beach-side — the demons make her jolt into him and he is lost. God puts it this way:

JOB 39
21
He paweth in the valley, and reioyceth in his strength: hee goeth on to meet the armed men.
22 He mocketh at feare, and is not affrighted: neither turneth he backe from the sword.
23 The quiuer ratleth against him, the glittering speare and the shield.

©1611

Satan knows how to seduce and every whore yearns for innocence; she will suck it out of that youth like a vacuum cleaner and he is powerless to resist. At the seaside. On that island. In a bikini.

Mr Fisher is right, and Mr TheLow is on his way to HELL FOREVER fixated as he is by satan's hand, with the lower part of the body.

Christians always choose life.

Humongous 11-10-2011 04:34 PM

Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike
 
well, i think y'all all should try some sham wows.

yic

Bible Student 11-10-2011 07:56 PM

Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike
 
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Originally Posted by Humongous (Post 814619)
well, i think y'all all should try some sham wows.

yic

I'm not sure the girls in those skimpy swim suits ever go near the water so they might not need to dry off.

Bobby-Joe 11-10-2011 08:16 PM

Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike
 
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Originally Posted by alexthelowe (Post 813320)
If ladies swim-wear is such an issue to you, you're probably struggling with lustful thoughts, and shouldn't be near a pool or beach anyway. :thumbdown:

I for one don't have lustful thoughts looking at a woman's half naked body.

Adilene 11-13-2011 03:12 AM

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http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/...dkids/ssim.jpg

I got this in pink! My husband approves!!! When he lets me swim, but that's a rare treat, but that's ok :)

Cranky Old Man 11-19-2011 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Adilene (Post 815227)
I got this in pink! My husband approves!!! When he lets me swim, but that's a rare treat, but that's ok :)

What is the point of swimming? It doesn't make the house any cleaner or the food any better.

Adilene 11-20-2011 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 816752)
What is the point of swimming? It doesn't make the house any cleaner or the food any better.


He tells me that it helps me lose baby weight. So after I lose my baby weight is when we try for the next. He wants to have 18 kids, and if I keep having baby after baby I don't want to end up 500 lbs. It's a once after ever kid treat. Not everyday.

Good Christian Woman 11-21-2011 08:26 PM

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Just look at those whore-suits! :angry: May as well walk on to the street corner in those!

And clearly, the site is lying. It says women should use common sense to decide what to wear. This implies that we should actually be the one's to choose. A real Christian woman would ask her husband.

Good Christian Woman 11-21-2011 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Adilene (Post 815227)
http://i1122.photobucket.com/albums/...dkids/ssim.jpg

I got this in pink! My husband approves!!! When he lets me swim, but that's a rare treat, but that's ok :)

That's what I call modest apparal! :) Provided that it's not too tight fitting, of course.

Good Christian Woman 11-21-2011 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by alexthelowe (Post 813320)
If ladies swim-wear is such an issue to you, you're probably struggling with lustful thoughts, and shouldn't be near a pool or beach anyway. :thumbdown:

It's not a man's responsibility to avoid certain areas just because some trollops decided to whore it up. They should be covering up; it's their fault, not the men's.

Isaac Fisher 11-25-2011 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Good Christian Woman (Post 817652)
It's not a man's responsibility to avoid certain areas just because some trollops decided to whore it up. They should be covering up; it's their fault, not the men's.

Exactly! I shouldn't have to control my lust - woman should avoid acting in a lustful way!

Paul the Foreigner 11-25-2011 12:18 PM

Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike
 
I think, this swimwear is very ladylike.
What do you think.

WARNING !!!
MEN DON'T LOOK AT HERE?
TURN AWAY !!!

http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j0...r-Tankini-.jpg

Isaac Fisher 11-25-2011 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul the gypsy scum (Post 818538)
I think, this swimwear is very ladylike.
What do you think.


Stop spamming porn. You aren't going to turn us away from Christ and towards faggotry. :thumbdown:

Rev. M. Rodimer 11-26-2011 03:54 AM

Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike
 
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Originally Posted by Paul the gypsy scum (Post 818538)
I think, this swimwear is very ladylike.
What do you think.

WARNING !!!
MEN DON'T LOOK AT HERE?
TURN AWAY !!!

That's not swimwear, dimwit.

Pastor Ezekiel 11-26-2011 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 818717)
That's not swimwear, dimwit.

I'll bet he stole it. :glare:

Princess001 11-26-2011 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 818719)
I'll bet he stole it. :glare:

I'll bet he wears that, because he's obviously queer

Paul the Foreigner 11-26-2011 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer (Post 818717)
That's not swimwear, dimwit.

I said, MEN: DON'T LOOK THAT PICTURE !!!

" But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. "
(Matthew 5,28)

I showed that pic for ladies.

Rev. M. Rodimer 11-26-2011 11:11 PM

Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike
 
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Originally Posted by Paul the gypsy scum (Post 819029)
I said, MEN: DON'T LOOK THAT PICTURE !!!

" But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. "
(Matthew 5,28)

I showed that pic for ladies.

The men here supervise the forum to be sure the ladies aren't tempted into perversion . . . and you, attempting to get our True Christian™ women to wear undergarments in public, are clearly trying to tempt them!

Work on your reading comprehension, boy. I looked at the picture to ensure it was acceptable for this forum, not "to lust after her". :dunce:


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