The Pillsbury Doughboy/Breakfast Cereal
The Pillsbury Doughboy, or Poppin' Fresh, has much to giggle about. Over the decades he has turned scores of decent American boys into depraved sodomites. He has made batch after batch of homosexuals for his master, Satan, and his secret ingredient is parental apathy.
http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncat...lsbury_boy.jpg No one can refute that the Doughboy is gay. His dainty little scarf, the effeminate way he swivels his hips, his girly voice--all of this makes him the most conspicuously gay icon in the history of advertising. He makes Little Debbie look like the Marlboro Man. In the seventies, advertising geniuses gave him a wife, Poppie. The idea was so laughable that Poppie was dropped quicker than a Negro's trousers when he has a white woman alone. http://www.oldphoneman.com/images/poppin.jpg It's obvious the makers of Pillsbury products have a homosexual agenda even without taking their mascot into account. Their packaging is disturbingly phallic. They are as obsessed with tallywackers as Georgia O'Keeffe was with cooters. http://www.doughboy.com/Images/produ...sweetrolls.jpg http://www.hungry-girl.com/sectionimg/1091sfcinna5.jpg http://www.mamalisa.com/images/blog/crescents.jpg Friends, I don't know what the name "Poppin' Fresh" means. It is probably gay slang, and it more than likely has something to do with the anus. I do know that at the end of Pillsbury Doughboy commercials, the little homer is typically poked with a giant finger, another phallic symbol. http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...arch&plindex=6 Brothers and Sisters of Christ, keep this insiduous product far from your homes. Don't let the Doughboy's next victim be your child. |
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
Quote:
|
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
So very true brother.
Looking through all the Pillsbury products, I don't see any that are unleavened. Matthew 16:6 Then Jesus said unto them, Take heed and beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and of the Sadducees. And of poppin' fresh! YIC V |
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
Well observed, Brothers. Also note the sly use of product placement to reinforce their homosexual agenda:
http://www.mamalisa.com/images/blog/crescents.jpg How many children have hankered for weiners--particularly those belonging to boys named Nathan--after seeing this advertisement? I urge all True Christians™ to boycott stores where Pillsbury products and Nathan's Beef Franks are sold. |
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
How bout there " hot,fresh cinnamon buns", if that ain't a refferance for for sodomy than what is?
|
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
Quote:
|
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
These lurid boxer shorts make me sick. Notice the proximity of the Doughboy to the groin area and how he positions his backside towards it. You can be certain that something is poppin' up under that perverted little homer's apron.
http://www.webundies.com/images/gm144l2m.jpg |
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
Quote:
homer campaign is bad, Oscar Meyer may be worse. Have you EVER hear anything gayer than 'Oh, I Wish I Were An Oxcar Meyer Weiner?' I overheard my nephew singing that Satanic jingle once; it's amazing he survived the savage beating he received from me. |
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
Quote:
http://www.evtv1.com/images/tvcomm24.jpg http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8137 http://www.lifeinlegacy.com/2003/122...oppinFresh.jpg http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8093 |
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
Quote:
Vance Packard ("The Hidden Persuaders") had stern warnings over a half-century ago that no one paid any attention to. Now we see the results as our nation slowly declines into depravity. The present "MySpace" generation is no longer interested in killing mooselimbs and defending our country to the threat of terror. Thanks to Pillsbury their "MySpace" is now centered in their anal cavities with their "fun buns" recreation. |
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
Quote:
http://www.kelloggs.com/kelloggco/ou...day250wide.jpg http://www.kelloggs.com/kelloggco/ou...scp250wide.jpg__________http://www.pauldavidson.net/wp-conte...s/faqelf_2.jpg http://www.liloia.com/images/elves.gif I'm in the midst of listing all of the advertising mascots I find offensive, and I'm not sure which deserves the slightly higher ranking. Either way, they are going right before Charlie the Tuna and just after the Vlasic Stork. |
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
Quote:
You present a bit of a conundrum, Brother Hatchet. I have a hard time assessing the level of fagotry between the Rice Krispies and Keebler Elves. One thing for certain, they both have contributed to debasing the public taste. We now have a reality TV show based on the perverse exploits of a family of dwarfs. They are all homers, I dare say. I have always felt that Charlie Tuna presented a false Kantian dichotomy between "good taste" and "tasting good", leading to an instant oral gratification fixation in our culture. This has recently expressed itself in the bathroom toe-tapping headlines in Minnesota. People seem to be visiting that bathroom stall as if it were some sort of religious shrine. |
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
Quote:
Quote:
|
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
2 Attachment(s)
Overtly homosexual food makes Jesus puke. This is almost as bad as "Tootsie Rolls" and "Tootsie Pops". Obviously Negroid in nature and definitely phallic. Imagine your kids sucking on these brown things!
|
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
Quote:
http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/news/...ity-star-n.php Quote:
Glory! |
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
Quote:
|
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
Quote:
I have began stocking up on MREs for the End Times should a Democrat suddenly become President in 2008. This sort of depravity will certainly become the norm after that. |
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
Quote:
|
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
Brother Temperance I have a slight correction.
"Crack" is actually made from the seeds of Marijuhuanua plant, not the Poppy. A popular misconception and widespread lie like Global Warming and the circumstances surrounding Pat Tillmans death. The term is in reference to "cracking" the seed open and distilling the innards. Urban gorillas will literally smoke anything they can to get high, even the foul seeds from the Devils Weeds. Poppies give us Heroin and Opium and Tylenol. Having never tried or been in contact with drugs it was only natural I became Landovers accepted authority on illegal substances and it is my duty to inform the masses on these things. After all, you don't become an expert on drugs by doing them. I didn't mean to condescend Brother but we can't give out false information lest we look like sinners ourselves. |
Re: The Pillsbury Doughboy
The Pillsbury Doughboy has always sickened and disgusted me. And to have named this vile little piece of fluff after Our Manly and Heroic Men who fought so bravely during World War I, too! :thumbdown:
|
All times are GMT. The time now is 04:47 AM. |
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved