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Johny Joe Hold 03-12-2020 03:44 AM

Can the Coronavirus be Spread Through Face Time
 
I was having coffee today at the Freehold Senior Citizens Center when a grey-haired lady came up to me and said, "My daughter said she would face time with me instead of coming over. This would prevent her from exposing me to the virus. Mayor, is face time really safe?"

I searched for the right thing to say. This thing is, this woman is a Lutheran and her daughter an atheist. God may strike one or both of them.

I advised her not to do face time with that daughter. Liberals promote these technologies and they may not have made face time safe when infectious diseases are around.

Phil Ander 03-12-2020 11:16 AM

Re: Can the Coronavirus be Spread Through Face Time
 
Wise advice Brother Mayor
Unless JesOS is installed any virus can run rampart on a computer connection. In establishing a network connection JesOS needs to be on both the front end and the back end. If the daughter is anywhere near Milwaukee I am happy to meet up and show her how to put it in the front end.


Phil

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 03-13-2020 01:21 PM

Re: Can the Coronavirus be Spread Through Face Time
 
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Can the Coronavirus be Spread Through Face Time
Not directly, but if you're very persuasive it might be worth talking about how air travel is so amazingly cheap, Wuhan has great beaches, and that batburgers taste like a ballet of angels on your tongue.

Basilissa 03-14-2020 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1265582)
batburgers

But, Brother Jeb, isn't that how the whole debacle started? Or are you saying that what one snake brought upon humanity, another bat can undo? :hmmm:

Alvin Moss 03-14-2020 02:54 AM

Re: Can the Coronavirus be Spread Through Face Time
 
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1265495)
this woman is a Lutheran...

I advised her not to do face time with that daughter. Liberals promote these technologies and they may not have made face time safe when infectious diseases are around.


Sound judgement, Mr. Mayor. I've had several viruses get into my computer and I was forced to engage a specialist each time to regain control of the thing. These specialists are very proud of their work and feel they are entitled to princely wages. With a new virus said to be going around, it's not good to take unnecessary chances with expensive electric appliances. She's taking a big enough risk already with her Lutheranism.

WilliamJenningsBryan 03-14-2020 04:32 AM

Re: Can the Coronavirus be Spread Through Face Time
 
As a point of information, "FaceTime" is an Apple product and only works on Apple made products. The Landover Baptist Church has determined that Apple promotes gay lifestyle and the use of their products can make you gay.

You might recover from the Wuhan virus, but getting gay demons in your rectum is much more serious.

upchucker67 03-14-2020 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1265627)

You might recover from the Wuhan virus, but getting gay demons in your rectum is much more serious.

I've survived both. I've started podcasts to witness to God's glory. Like it or not, we must use social media to spread the Truth faster than this corona! I feel the young people online could benefit with a bit of face time with a seasoned guy as myself who has survived so much. :)


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