Is your daughter interested in dating? Some visual reference guides.
Understand the Hierarchy (the term "pecking order" seems inappropriate here). Know your place/stay in your lane:
https://i.redd.it/umspe1wy67z91.jpg Boys to Beware of: the 3 tiers of "Neuroatypicals", A.K.A. "Stealth Retards". 1: Friendzone him, then back away slowly 2: Reject him, contact your local Neckbeard Response Team 3: Distract it with a shiny object, run, immediately report its info to Security Detail, if it is not already on the to-sterilize list. https://i.redd.it/tl9od3rzy7r91.jpg Eyes On The Prize: your goal is to get married. The straight and narrow paths to get there: https://i.redd.it/lrhknjlrbuw91.jpg |
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Daughters... Ugh!
I simplify things by putting my daughters up on the stage at the Landover Baptist Charity Auction. A select group of pre-certified males are in the audience with bright lights aimed at the stage. The females are arranged on stage and perform a few tasks to show they are able to walk, speak intelligibly and most importantly, be presentable. Each male has a button device that they enter the girls number into along with a bid. At the end of the evening, the females are transported to a location of the winning bidders choice. A 24 hour "you break it, you buy it" due diligence is provided. If a failure to meet expectations is encountered, a return (minus the 10% auction fee of course) is permitted.:thumbsup: The few daughters of mine that have not gotten selected, I just put on a bus out of state.:angry: A funny tidbit, I once bid on one, she was my own daughter, I could of had her for free!:lol: |
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There's one more combination, the Fallwell Jr. Man + Wife + Poolboy.
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Boys to Beware of (part 2):
https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/...7_719x900.jpeg All the high-divorce jobs are done by extraverts, low-divorce-rate jobs are done by introverted nerds. Does this mean that nerds are "nice guys" make better boyfriends and husbands? Obviously not, because everybody knows that every introverted "nice guy" is just a rapist who hasn't been caught yet. This can only mean one thing: when extraverts are entitled to a wife upgrade, they do things the civilized way, with a divorce. Nerds don't divorce because they murder their wives instead. This distorts the statistics because you don't divorce a corpse. |
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As to daughters dating? Just say no! :bad: |
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I see; sort of like "We're All Individuals" then?
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In males, I guess it means their member bends kind of like your arrow there. |
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