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Jack O'fagan 05-02-2011 07:56 AM

Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
Wouldn't it be wonderful if Osama bin Laden repented and accepted Jesus just before he was killed?

Luke 15:7 I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

Heaven would be filled with joy.

:symposion::symposion:

YiC

Jack

Zechariah Smyth 05-02-2011 08:37 AM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan (Post 743752)
Wouldn't it be wonderful if Osama bin Laden repented and accepted Jesus just before he was killed?

Luke 15:7 I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.

Heaven would be filled with joy.

:symposion::symposion:

YiC

Jack

Brother Jack, that is a beautiful thought.

I'm positive that most mooslims (99%?) when faced with The Almighty by staring at the business end of an M870P will accept Jesus as their Personal Savior.

:innocent:

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D. 05-02-2011 08:49 AM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
Dear Jack O'fagan,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan (Post 743752)
Wouldn't it be wonderful if Osama bin Laden repented and accepted Jesus just before he was killed?

I have to say amen to that Brother!

As we all know there is only one way to go to Heaven: "I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life: no man comes to the Father but by Me." (John 14:6). Only by choosing Jesus for 100% can we be allowed in Heaven. So clearly someone who murders, acts homosexual, steals and rapes can easily go to Heaven, just as long as he repents "Except you repent, you shall all likewise perish" (Luke 13:3) and has faith "For by grace are ye saved through faith" (Ephesians 2:8). Surprisingly easy! Mass murderers like Stalin, Hitler and Bin Laden are no exception, they all went to Heaven provided they pleased Jesus right before they died.

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 05-02-2011 08:51 AM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
Um, I'm not so sure I want my gold mansion to be next to his. I might move to the suburbs of Heaven to get away from people like that. :bad:

All kidding aside, it's true. If Bin Laden accepted Jesus into his heart, and he was in a Perfect State of Grace™ right before death, he will be in heaven.

Rev. Jim Osborne 05-02-2011 08:55 AM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
No doubt, if Osama repented just seconds before that Navy SEAL's bullet went through his head, then yes, he would be absolved of all sins (including killing 3,000+ people on 9/11) and would go to Heaven. And as a loving Christian, I sincerely hope that he rejected his backwards camel-piss-drinking religion and accepted the TRUTH®, but most likely he didn't.

However, there is no evidence that bin Laden dropped the beliefs of centuries-old goat herders who were obviously high on psychedelic drugs in exchange for pure True Christian™ Truth®, so I'm going to have to place my bets that this guy is in Hell.

God really doesn't care what you do in your life just as long as you accept Jesus Christ eventually. Even 9/11 isn't what got him sent to Hell. It was because he rejected Christ as his savior. That is important to remember.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 05-02-2011 11:03 AM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
Two bits of evidence: the firefight lasted 4 hours, plenty of time for a conversion.

In fact, he might have been a convert before then: he had a million-dollar mansion and God says:

In the house of the righteous [is] much treasure - Proverbs 15:6

The LORD does not let the righteous go hungry but he thwarts the craving of the wicked. - Proverbs 10:3

Cursed 05-02-2011 11:12 AM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
I don't want to be in a Heaven full of arabs!

I hope if he made it to Heaven he's the only one.

James Hutchins 05-02-2011 11:33 AM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
I am amazed Obanana gave up his 'homie' (that is how they say it, right?)

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 05-02-2011 11:38 AM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
More good news: I just saw the large pool of blood at the foot of Bin Laden's bed. That suggests he bled to death, meaning he had plenty of time to repent to Jesus, and become a Christian.:D

Jack O'fagan 05-02-2011 12:57 PM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
Osama Bin Laden committed many horrible sins during his life and followed a false prophet however if he did repent and accept Jesus as his saviour then he will be in Heaven.

Filthy God mocking atheists think that they don't deserve an eternity of torture and damnation just because they may go through life not hurting anybody, bringing up a loving family and just being nice. FOOLS!! The only way to salvation is through Jesus Christ.

Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.


So atheists just remember that if Osama bin Laden did repent he will be looking down on you as you burn for eternity.:sinner:

Mark 9:46 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.



The only way to be saved is through Jesus Christ, do it NOW, tomorrow may be too late.


YiC

Jack

Humongous 05-02-2011 01:23 PM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
well, I always prayed that Dog, The Bounty Hunter would catch Usama Sin Laden on account of Dog's a good christian. And he's always says "Go with Christ, Brah" whenever he catches a bad guy? If Dog caught Sin laden, then I'm sure he wouldve got him to repent.

Benedict A. Davis 05-02-2011 02:07 PM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
I am not well versed in Bin laden's peccadilloes but which would be more important to him, everlasting peace and salvation or 73 virgins?

ExGay Alex 05-02-2011 04:55 PM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
In Acts 2:38-39, Peter tell us "Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the LORD our God shall call."

I think Bin Laden would need to be baptized as well, but there is no reason to believe that he did NOT get baptized at some point.

Of course, the Bible teaches that NOBODY is in heaven but Jesus at this time. Recall that Christ said in John 3:13, “…no man has ascended up to heaven.” In John, He twice confirmed this by telling His disciples “Whither [where] I go, you cannot come” (John 8:22; 13:33). 1 Thessalonians 4:16 tells us that when Christ returns to establish his kingdom "the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise."

This means that the victims of 9/11 are not in heaven next to Jesus (well, many of them were sinners anyway and will never rise, such as joos, etc.), but are still dead in their graves until Christ returns and not one minute before. But assuming that OBL followed the necessary formalities prior to being dispatched, I have every confidence that when the dead shall rise, Bin Laden would rise along with the rest of the saved.

Professor Bessemer 05-02-2011 06:42 PM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
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Originally Posted by ExGay Alex (Post 743931)
Of course, the Bible teaches that NOBODY is in heaven but Jesus at this time. Recall that Christ said in John 3:13, “…no man has ascended up to heaven.” In John, He twice confirmed this by telling His disciples “Whither [where] I go, you cannot come” (John 8:22; 13:33). 1 Thessalonians 4:16 tells us that when Christ returns to establish his kingdom "the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise."

This means that the victims of 9/11 are not in heaven next to Jesus (well, many of them were sinners anyway and will never rise, such as joos, etc.), but are still dead in their graves until Christ returns and not one minute before. But assuming that OBL followed the necessary formalities prior to being dispatched, I have every confidence that when the dead shall rise, Bin Laden would rise along with the rest of the saved.

Brother Alex, do not forget about Enoch and Elijah:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genesis 5:22-24
And Enoch walked with God after he begat Methuselah three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:

And all the days of Enoch were three hundred sixty and five years:

And Enoch walked with God: and he was not; for God took him.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hebrews 11:5
By faith Enoch was translated that he should not see death; and was not found, because God had translated him: for before his translation he had this testimony, that he pleased God.


Quote:

Originally Posted by 2nd Kings 2:11-12
And it came to pass, as they still went on, and talked, that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire, and horses of fire, and parted them both asunder; and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.

And Elisha saw it, and he cried, My father, my father, the chariot of Israel, and the horsemen thereof. And he saw him no more: and he took hold of his own clothes, and rent them in two pieces.

Besides the angels of the Lord, God, and Jesus, there are exactly two men bodily in heaven right now.

wait_what 05-02-2011 06:46 PM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis (Post 743836)
I am not well versed in Bin laden's peccadilloes but which would be more important to him, everlasting peace and salvation or 73 virgins?

I never understood that one. What is heavenly about 73 virgins?

First off, who said they had to be male virgins.

Second, it is a task to train them.

Third, they lose most of their value in one quick moment.

Fourth, ever been in a room with more than one virgin? How much did it grate on your ears and your brain?

SUV 05-02-2011 07:35 PM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan (Post 743752)
Wouldn't it be wonderful if Osama bin Laden repented and accepted Jesus just before he was killed?

YES! He and JESUS could have a contest the Angels could decide on who had the groovier beard!

Jesus would Win :)

Midge Murphy 05-02-2011 10:04 PM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
but I dont think that is right, I learned in sunday school when I was a litle girl that bad peaple go to the heck and that good peaple go to heaven. I am sure that obama bin landen was a bad person, so that would mean he went to heck, my grandmother went to heaven, for example. This guy was a total terrerist!! There is no way hes in heaven.

Come on, i don't think what I am reading here is very christian, I will have to ask my pastor about about it, jesus loves us and he would not want us in heaven with a terrorist.

By the way, we are celebrating at are house that this guy is dead, we are making smores!! melt some chocolate and marsh mellows on a gramm cracker, delicsious!! The secret is: a little bit of cinimon on the chocolate before you put the marsh mellows on.

Proud to be an American!! Enjoy! and God bless :) :)

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 05-02-2011 10:34 PM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Midge Murphy (Post 744047)
but I dont think that is right, I learned in sunday school when I was a litle girl that bad peaple go to the heck and that good peaple go to heaven. I am sure that obama bin landen was a bad person, so that would mean he went to heck, my grandmother went to heaven, for example. This guy was a total terrerist!! There is no way hes in heaven.

Come on, i don't think what I am reading here is very christian, I will have to ask my pastor about about it, jesus loves us and he would not want us in heaven with a terrorist.

By the way, we are celebrating at are house that this guy is dead, we are making smores!! melt some chocolate and marsh mellows on a gramm cracker, delicsious!! The secret is: a little bit of cinimon on the chocolate before you put the marsh mellows on.

Proud to be an American!! Enjoy! and God bless :) :)

Ephesians 2:8-9 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
Not of works, lest any man should boast.

A person's works don't matter. It is your belief in Jesus that gets you to Heaven. As long as OBL didn't blaspheme the Holy Ghost and he repented, he could still go to Paradise.

Billy Bob Jenkins 05-02-2011 11:34 PM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Midge Murphy (Post 744047)
when I was a litle girl

Please be more specific.

SUV 05-02-2011 11:41 PM

Re: Is Osama Bin Laden in Heaven?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Midge Murphy (Post 744047)
I learned in sunday school when I was a litle girl that bad peaple go to the heck

Dear Midget,

Some call it Hades. You call it heck. I call it HELL!

Now set up a Tithing plan or quit pestering Good Christian Folk :angry:


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