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I am leaving for the first part of the mission to China and covet your prayers but also invite your participation Called “Chinamen for Christ “, there are a few ways you can help. First is my direct ministry’s outreach which will be based in Kihei Maui. This ground zero operation will require real live calls to those affected using technology that translates your voice and that of the affected chink to the appropriate tongue.

Phase two is less direct. From your beachfront hotel you send get well cards in their language and enjoy holy beverages while pool boys cater to your needs

Phase three can be done from anywhere and just requires prayer and faith. You simply agree to pray the sin that caused this illness to be covered in Jesus’ blood and go about your day.

I would love to have brave men join me at ground zero but anone is welcom for the other phases. Please let me know soon.

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Amazing idea Mr. Larry. Y'know, I'm a stones throw away from China atm, I'd be delighted to join you in your cause and clear my head a little.

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Umm. Just how close are you to China?

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:facepalm: You stay away from True Christians™ - just remain on that plague boat of yours, sweetie. :thumbdown:He admitted to being on one of these plague boats that nobody wants anywhere near them:

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Hello my dear, things have cleared up since that posting, and my infamous boil nobody liked too is started to retract. Physically, I am recovering in good form to help Larry's mission. Spiritually, I feel gut punched, and think I need to establish a refreshed relationship with Christ before venturing out to do His work. Maybe this mission could be a great adventure to show how much I love Him.

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Mr Hucker

While I am sure Jesus smiles on your thoughtfulness, I simply cannot expect miracles to flow from unwashed and possibly contaminated persons. Thank you for the offer.

But nope.

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Very well, I wish you best of luck. I am pleased to think I make Jesus smile. :)

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You are wise, Brother Larry, to avoid the company of men with suppurating rear-ends.


My 3 eldest boys might be interested - I assume there will be time for surfing in between prayer sessions and phone calls? They are strapping lads, taller and even more muscular than their father :thumbsup:, and always up for a scrap! They would be enthusiastic in helping you fight off any unwanted attentions from the local homers and other perverts.

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Greetings!

I have found it to be hazardous to give advice to white people but sometimes it is best to warn people of danger even if they are white people. This is one of those occasions. I do not believe it is safe to go to China at this time because there is a sickness there that causes people who get it to die. I have observed that Christians like my white Baptist friends are anxious to get to the white heaven but I think this is a situation which must be considered carefully. Mayhaps it would be best to wait a while and then go to help.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

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Dear :god-fancy: above, darling Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry! Now, listen, Dear. You just be as careful as you can possibly be if you go over to that :god-fancy:-forsaken country. Am I understood here? We cannot have you being at risk for ending up in a MORGUE WARD, like Mr. Hucker! And being that you are a very devoted :true-fancy: servant of the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy:, it simply would not do for you to be associating with him anyway. I mean, you do know what the :kjv1611: says about the likes of common, unwashed, unrepentant sinners!

II Corinthians 6:14 "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?"

Romans 12:9 "Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good."

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Perhaps you should give me another chance Mrs. White, God gave Jonah another chance, He gave Samson, and He can give phucker67 a chance again too.

Psalm 86:15

15 xBut thou, O Lord, art a God full of compassion, and gracious,
Longsuffering, and gplenteous in mercy and truth.

Read more

Did I mention yet I think you're the loveliest female of this forum? Those cheeks of yours bloom in the Buffalo air. ;)

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Look buddy. That’s my inheritance um I meant granny. I will pray against you and you don’t want that.

And to clarify I am doing this mission from Maui. So those True Christians interested grab your tickets and yes Joanna your boys are welcome. They could stay in my suite. Give my love to my little Hannah.

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Oh no sir, that won't be necessary - she's all yours. As breadwinner of the Hucker household, I don't need to depend on naive old biddies the kindness of the elderly.

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Now, now, Mr. Hucker, surely you can accept that I have been giving you as many chances as I can, starting with the warm welcome that I (and so many of the :true-fancy: servants of the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy:) gave to you -- so cheerfully -- when you first arrived on the blessed doorstep of :landover-fancy:. To refresh your somewhat-limited memory, kindly click here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=117286

And, since that time, you have been encouraged, in one way and another, to listen to the teachings of the :kjv1611:, as brought forth by the good people at :forum-fancy:. Yet, you've managed to rack up a few infraction points and penalties, mainly for flagrant disrespect and mockery of us and our teachings, as given to us by :god-fancy: Almighty. I could point to certain examples, but I'm sure we've been down that road enough times as it is.

That having been said, I do hope that you do not think that I am being resentful or too strict, as that is not the case. Goodness, no! I would be more than thrilled if you were to become truly serious in a dedicated relationship with the :lord-fancy: and :savior-fancy:, :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy:.

Now, then, as for your comment of personal flattery, kindly refer to the photo below. Do I really look as though I am swayed easily by "sweet talk"? And, surely, you must remember the instruction given to you by our darling Brother Larry in his first message to you?!

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Yes ma'am, there's no doubt my love for Jesus Christ is true, I just need to apply it in the right way.

John 3:16

16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

This verse has been so well-used, it's almost hackneyed to bring it up, yet I find it speaks a universal Truth, and I look to Jesus as my guide and savior.


As to that interesting artistic rendering of you, Mrs. White - there's a sternness, yes. Stern has its place. I still think you have nice cheeks for a gal of your age.

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Umm, really, Mr. Hucker: how many infraction points are you hoping to gain here at :forum-fancy:? Now, how can I put this as delicately as possible? Let's see. Well, I think it is most appropriate of me to warn you that there are many other senior ladies (some in very powerful positions) who are not particularly amused by your comment (photo attached). However, I hold no grudge toward you as I realize that that is just your sinful nature that is controlling you.

Ephesians 4:32 "And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you."

Galatians 5:17 " For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.

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You're friends with the Queen of England? https://external-content.duckduckgo....jpg&f=1&nofb=1

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Well, now, I would not say that I am friends with the Queen, but we do have a bit of a friendly connection. You see, I had written to Her Majesty for advice at one time (the details of which I shan't divulge at this point in time; but perhaps later, if coaxed enough), and, to my utter delight, she did respond. Then, when the Queen turned 90 a few years ago, well, I felt that as she and I are not that far apart in age, I wanted to send her my best wishes. And, to my surprise, I received the attached letter. So, you see, Mr. Hucker, I do think it would be most unwise of you to continue with comments about ladies of a certain age!

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Great Granny

I will cancel my Maui trip and come protect you if necessary. Just say the word. I wish you would move to Freehold where you would be protected and live out the rest of your days in peace worship and prayer. I could go ahead and inherit your stuff and all you would need to be concerned about is sitting under the dynamic preaching of the Landover pastors. Think of it! No more cold NY winters. Just blissful Freehold gentle breezes in a gated community.

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Oh, thank you so kindly, you great, big, manly man, you! But it shan't be necessary to defend me, darling Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry. I've been around the block enough times to know how to get around deceptive persons such as Mr. Huckster.

As for moving to Freehold, why, that is such a lovely thought, but I'm afraid that it's just not possible at this juncture. You see, my sister (Agatha) lives not too far from me, and as we are very devoted to each other, I'm afraid that I could not leave her behind, here in upstate New York. Besides that, we do co-own our lovely cottage up toward the Thousand Islands area, which we enjoy in the summer (and also in winter as it is fully winterized.) And, then, of course, there is the weekly Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social gatherings that I co-ordinate. So, I'm afraid that I just have too many responsibilities here, what with doing the work of the :lord-fancy:, witnessing and issuing rebukes to all and sundry, etc. And, this old house has many memories of my beloved Wilbur, so I think I must stay here at present -- and it's quite pretty here in winter, too, as you'll see in the attached photo!

But, I do thank you most warmly for thinking of me and, especially, for the offer of protection from the likes of the unsaved trash that frequent :forum-fancy:.

A blessed day to you, Dear, and much love,

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Oh, Sister Isabella, doesn't your dear little cottage look just adorable surrounded by God's blessed snow? I wish our property were as quaint and as manageable. It's a shame about the location, so perilously close to the ghastly Canadians. Could it be moved to a less dangerous area, do you think?

Speaking of location, I see that your city has an attraction (I use the word loosely) called The Buffalo Zoo. Surely that cannot be as dull as it sounds?

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Oh, I do thank you so much, dear Sister Joanna. Yes, 'tis true; I am so fortunate in having this very pretty property. However, I must mention that that is my city house (the pink building). My cottage is shown in the attached photo, and you will see how I am so devoted to its upkeep and beauty, which is why I enjoy spending so much time there.

I will admit that we are a bit of a disadvantage here, being so close to Canada, but it appears that our blessed :true-american-2: armed forces are doing an excellent job in protecting us from LIE-beral supporters of that Prime Minister Justin person.

Now, as for the zoo here, I'm afraid that it is, indeed, terribly dull. Why, until you mentioned it, I had forgotten that it still even exists!

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I'm so embarrassed, Sister! I just assumed from the very modest size that it was your cottage.
Well quite - I mean, one expects more than one animal in a zoo. The only reason for a repeat visit would be when the buffalo dies and is replaced by another buffalo. But one buffalo is very much like another, and as the life-expectancy of the buffalo is around 25 years - possibly longer in captivity? - I really don't see the point. I hope no state or federal funds are invested in this enterprise?


Oh dear, we ladies seem to have gone off-topic here. :birgits_giggle:I'm so sorry, Larry dear.

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My dear Isabella, while our connection continues to degenerate most regrettably, my wife Sue has kindly offered to invite you to meet midway in Pittsburgh, just a good few clicks away from Buffalo. I'm sure a nephew or some able relative would be happy to offer you a lift. She knows a good little B&B the two of you can have a female heart-to-heart. She makes great agar cookies, and you two can pour a glass of Chardonnay over the pages of the Holy Bible to help coax a mutual love for Christ between you both. Who knows? Maybe you help bring my poor wife closer to God than I have been able to. Just don't steal her away for good please. I can't cook, except for meat and I can't deal with a diet deficiencyat this point in my life.

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Dear Mr. Hucker: What on Earth makes you think that I would want to travel to Pittsburgh at this time of the year? Are you aware that it's a good four-hour drive from Buffalo (assuming the driving conditions are satisfactory)? And please do not suggest taking the bus. Gracious sakes alive! The bus has to go via Cleveland, and the entire trip is ten hours! And, why would I want to travel that great distance to meet someone I've never met before?

As for staying at a B&B, I might remind you that :landover-fancy: is not "The Lonely Hearts Club". I must say that I am not overly pleased with the description of the meeting, either, what with pouring wine over the blessed :kjv1611: and all. And, as far as I'm concerned, I would not be surprised if the good :lord-fancy: sends another infraction notice your way!

Now, then, if your dear wife is in need of :true-fancy: teaching, then she is more than welcome to come online at :forum-fancy:, and to learn from our beloved Pastor Ezekiel, along with the many :true-fancy: contributors. And -- who knows -- if she pays attention, she just might learn something very useful at Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women. Agar and raspberry vignette, indeed -- good grief, Mr. Hucker!

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Sue is tickled by the prospect, Mrs. White. She told me she thought of calling herself shucker4christ should she have time to register and show her commitment to the Lord right down to her username for every post! Umm, I don't know when that will be, she has many duties, so I don't think she'll have the time, one, and two, she is forbidden from the computer. That might prove a barrier.

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Oh, my word. Mr. Hucker, if your dear wife has no time to spend a few minutes reading valuable instruction from :true-fancy: people at :forum-fancy:, then how on Earth, pray tell, would she have enough time to make a trip to Pittsburgh???

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She would seek my explicit permission of course.


1 Corinthians 14:35


And if they want to learn something, let them ask their own husbands at home; {...}


I would escort of course for the journey as she isn't allowed to drive my car, and wait at a respectable distance while you two pontificate.

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We are very glad to hear that, sweetie, as a person desperate enough to marry you probably isn't the most interesting woman in the world herself.

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Please, Mr. Hucker. I am not Cathyolick. :nono:

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Would you get back to the business at hand? I am trying to save lives and souls here as soon as room service leaves. Still waiting on your boys, Joanna. Nothing like service to others in Jesus name.

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Oh, sorry Larry dear. Apparently they've taken an inflatable and a stack of Bibles to the west of England and are rescuing people from the floods, on condition that they repent. It sounds like great fun and there's a plentiful supply of open water for baptism, if any of the pastors would like to join them. :thumbsup:

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I have wonderful news. Though I won't be joining Larry's rescue mission effort, at his behest. I've been discharged officially, and am packing my bags for home. I was one of the last one to be given 97.8999% all clear, so there's still that minuscule chance a residue remains in my system, I am fit to return to beautiful America very soon. :)

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That's great, sweetie. May I suggest that for your quarantine period (=the rest of your natural life), you go to California, New York, or some other liberal-infested area? You would have a nice place to live (for a while at least), and it would most certainly lead to decreasing number of Democrat voters. A true win-win! :thumbsup:

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If Jesus isn't interested in your whereabouts, hun, neither are we. Kindly stop spamming God's Favorite Forum with your travel arrangements, and perhaps you can use all this wasted time reading the Holy Word of God. While you read you can keep in mind the kind of clay pot Jesus created you to be, not the kind of clay pot you fancy yourself to be (Romans 9:21):


Jesus
True Christian™ Men
True Christian™ Women <--- Basilissa
Forum Members
Ponies
Mangy Street Dogs
Pubic Lice
Unsaved Trash <--- you

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:angry: I'm not some sort of a Magyar! :nono:

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Nor did I mistake you for the Rhoynar, the Andals or First Man. I was merely breathing a touch of gentlemanliness in my post. Hun, miss, madam, YRH. My apologies if it was mistaken for anything else. You have nothing but my utmost respect, good ma'am. *tips hat*

Anyway, efforts to come to Jesus are underway. I wish to return to the subject of Larry's rescue endeavours. I do wish I could have joined him, though understand the current circumstances cannot allow that; thus, I will support him in spirit from the safety of the USA. Will you be doing a video recording and interview special I could tape?

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Update: Corona worse than expected!

Here in Hawaii we are enduring sunshine and temps in the 80s but Len and Brock, the pool boys, are doing great work. In the past two days we have made an attempt to defeat the devil but this virus is really bad so we have spent some time taking surfing lessons just to stay focused and not get bogged down in negativity. The luau was great and those hula dancers are awesome. Some had to stay in my suite last night because there was no room at the inn.

Today I am supposed to meet by phone with some chinks that want to invest in America by starting something called shark lakes which is supposed to supply fin soup to hungry poor folk. I don’t know much about it but it seems harmless. Anything to help their illness ravaged economy.

We hope to reach tens of more people before our mission ends and your donations can help with that effort. Oceanfront hotels are expensive but nothing brings you closer to Jesus than a good tan and serving others. I need to serve these fellows who just walked by so I gotta go for now. Hoping to share more success in my next update.

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I have not been able to participate in these forums due to a virus on my computer (one of my sons tried to download some satanic music by Lady Guga or something like that) but I have been able to follow the threads, and Brother Larry, the work you are doing for Our Lord and Saviour warms my heart! You truly are a man of God :wub: