Amish put their trust in God, not in vaccines
 

The Amish certainly are odd people, but we need to give credit where credit is due: they trust the Lord rather than medicine, just like God wants all Christians to do:

James 5:14-16
14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

I apologize for the link leading to "South Bend Tribune" (as you already know, South Bend is a homosexual hotbed), but the somewhat more reputable Detroit News article is behind a paywall.

Amen! The Amish look funny, talk funny, smell funny, and use iron chariots which certainly displeases the Lord (Judges 1:19), but this is the one time when we all need to follow their example.

I have been hearing rumors about some elderly folk in Freehold getting clandestine appointments for the Covid vaccine. (I know names but I won't mention them, there is still time to cancel your appointments). Really?! You want to be less Christian than the Amish?! Unbelievable! :thumbdown:

I'll end with another verse. I think it clearly tells us the size of faith in some of our elderly church members.

Matthew 17:20 And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

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Say what you will about the Amish (and there's a lot to say, they are a hilarious looking bunch!), they won't have chips implanted in their brain by government stooges. I mean, have you ever wondered why the most contagious virus ever known to man, one that is supposedly spread through the breath, needs to be checked way, way, deep up inside the nostril? How come every single bacteria and virus can be checked from blood or saliva but this one requires invasive, fool long Q-tips to get to? I'm not a conspiracy theorist or anything, but I believe they are using these "check" to implant a chip into the brain of sheeple. I also think they're getting the population used to deep probes. I'm not a conspiracy theorist or anything, but when they come out with anal probes to check if the vaccine worked, I'll just be sitting back telling everyone I told them so.

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Great observation, Sister Mary. If we know anything about deep state we know it comes up with ideas to control us. A chip planted in our throats would be something it would do. Not only that, but I've that part of our respiratory system is very close to our brain. Maybe that is its real destination. This entire convid thing is based on socialism followed by communism. Karl Marx is nodding his approval.

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I still can't tell the difference between religious Jews and the Amish. They look exactly the same-or at least the men do. With clothes on, of course. Which is honestly the only way I've ever seen them. It would be easy to tell if they walked around naked, or so I'm told.

I think the main difference is that the Amish didn't kill Jesus.

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Say what you want about the Amishm, they're big Trump supporters.

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As to your comment about the Amish supporting Trump, their support may be important. When Trump arrives at the Capitol in August we can expect armed Feds to resist his entrance. He, Rudy, and his staff will need to force their way past these jack boots to enter the Oval Office. How to do this is the question?

I'm thinking guns will be taken immediately by the Feds. So will anything that looks like a weapon, baseball bats for example. But if an army of Amish farmers showed up with pitch forks the feds would not know what to do. Farmers on their way to the hay fields cannot be illegal.

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That's the problem with the Amish. Sure, they follow a lot of God's laws, but by no means ALL of them. They are cowards who refuse to fight. You'll find no Baptists cherrypicking Bible verses to dodge the draft, but Anabaptists? Heretics, the whole bunch of them.


That said, a bunch of patriots DRESSED as Amishmen with pitch forks and scythes...

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Wouldn't take much effort to disguise these guys as Amish. Or Jihadis.

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I'm sorry I can't look at a picture of Amish men without laughing. They're like the French when it comes to fighting wars except they lost their entire country in the process. Amishland? Amersham? No such place. They're pathetic losers, if I were a liberal I would convert them to tofu and wellness in about 15 seconds and brand them with my initials and they would beg for illegal drugs and orgiastic anal sex with farm animals. That's how much we can depend on the Amish.

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I have a friend who was recently talking to (I think) some Amish, or had questions, whatever. Perhaps you could help me with some answers? Which aspects of God's Plan do they follow and which do they overlook?

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The Amish are sissy pacifists. There are numerous Bible verses exhorting us to commit acts of violence, and they ignore every single one of those. One thing the Bible doesn't say is that men have to grow long beards, but the Amish treat this like its of of the 10 Commandments. Likewise, God certainly doesn't tell us to spurn modern technology but the Amish have based their entire identity around this idiosyncrasy. Leviticus 20:15, God forbids bestiality, but that doesn't stop Amishmen from screwing their horses. Also they refuse to follow the law of the land (in violation of the Bible) and only send their kids to school up to the eighth grade. All American children have a right to an education through high school, unless they happen to be born to some Amish people.

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Have you ever smelled an Amish woman? If I were an Amish man, I'd prefer the horses, too.

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I think the Amish are nice people. They remind me of the Hobbits.

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Hobbits wear buttons on their clothes, which the Amish think is prideful. The Amish wear shoes, which Hobbits have never heard of.

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Hobbits come from The Lord of the Rings, a witchcraft-promoting book written by a Catholic. They are of the Devil!

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Point taken. Please note that I didn't say that I believed or supported Hobbits. I just know enough about the Amish to distinguish them from Hobbits. . . And Mennonites.

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We know you're good and Godly, sister. It was that Romanist who said:


Which, by transposition, reads:



Like the Mafia, the Catholics will never disavow anything done by one of their own, no matter how vile, such as child molestation or writing demonic grimoires.

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The more I learn about Amish culture, the more I think they got it almost right. Why just almost? They fail to see how much money they can raise, and how many souls they can save, for Jesus with a television ministry and a private jet for each pastor.

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Q. What goes.... Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop

BANG! BANG!


Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop

A. An Amish drive by shooting.



This was told to me by a somewhat inebriated Amish during his rumspringa


Phil

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This joke may be in poor taste, as a member of the Landover Baptist Church congregation was killed in an Amish drive by shooting 16 years ago.