Caption Contest #16!
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Re: Caption Contest #16!
"Hello! My name is Ted Cruz and I'm calling you to urge you to cast your vote for Donald Trump. Please excuse me for a moment because I am experiencing an urgent need to vomit right NOW."
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Re: Caption Contest #16!
"Yes, it's Ted again. After some consideration I've decided to accept your offer for the janitor internship in Yellowknife... Yes, I can start tomorrow..."
Genesis 19:20 Behold now, this city is near to flee unto, and it is a little one: Oh, let me escape thither, (is it not a little one?) and my soul shall live. Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
Re: Caption Contest #16!
"Yes, Donald--I mean, Mr. Trump. Two sugars and only one cream. I'll get that right to you."
Sweet and Creamily Yours, Handmaiden |
Re: Caption Contest #16!
"Room service, Trump Tower. How may I help you?"
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Re: Caption Contest #16!
"Yes, that's me...my name is Lyin' Ted...Yes, THAT zodiak killer...Yes, my wife is a dog...Yes, my father was an assassin....Uh huh....Tic Tacs...Yes, that's right, grab her by the - hey, are you going to donate or what?"
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