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Jeb Stuart Thurmond 10-08-2016 07:22 PM

Caption Contest #16!
 
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Basilissa 10-08-2016 11:18 PM

Re: Caption Contest #16!
 
"Hello! My name is Ted Cruz and I'm calling you to urge you to cast your vote for Donald Trump. Please excuse me for a moment because I am experiencing an urgent need to vomit right NOW."

Elmer G. White 10-09-2016 01:37 AM

Re: Caption Contest #16!
 
"Yes, it's Ted again. After some consideration I've decided to accept your offer for the janitor internship in Yellowknife... Yes, I can start tomorrow..."

Genesis 19:20
Behold now, this city is near to flee unto, and it is a little one: Oh, let me escape thither, (is it not a little one?) and my soul shall live.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

handmaiden 10-09-2016 05:58 PM

Re: Caption Contest #16!
 
"Yes, Donald--I mean, Mr. Trump. Two sugars and only one cream. I'll get that right to you."



Sweet and Creamily Yours,


Handmaiden

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 10-10-2016 04:43 PM

Re: Caption Contest #16!
 
"Room service, Trump Tower. How may I help you?"

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 10-10-2016 05:08 PM

Re: Caption Contest #16!
 
"Yes, that's me...my name is Lyin' Ted...Yes, THAT zodiak killer...Yes, my wife is a dog...Yes, my father was an assassin....Uh huh....Tic Tacs...Yes, that's right, grab her by the - hey, are you going to donate or what?"


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