Dumb Kansans can't read straight for toffee
Despite the wordy double negative rollercoaster ride that Kansans took when voting to not forbid repealing the ban on preventing abortion, they have voted
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I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with this ballot initiative less.
I have a few jokes about Kansas: Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Kansas? A: Because everyone in Kansas has the same DNA. Q: What separates a good football team from a horrendous football team? A: The Iowa-Kansas border. Q: Why did Wichita State disband its water polo team? A: All the horses drowned. Q: Why did Kansas raise it's minimum drinking age from 21 to 25? A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of their high schools. Q: How can you tell if someone in Kansas is married? A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck. Q: What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? A: Somebody's fixin' to lose themself a trailer. God love 'em, the folk in Kansas are usually excellent Christians and excellent Republicans--and they make an excellent buffer zone against the crazies in Wyoming--but they really are just so gosh durned dumb it's beyond belief. |
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Kansans don't get it (yet) - there is no choice. Even if you vote for it, you can't have it because that's the law laid down by Sweet Baby Jesus, not some poxy We The People. Kansas better step in line with the Supreme Court's ruling - the latest one, not the previous two - asap or there will be 374,611 angry voters. I've already texted the governor she needs to find 159,521 extra votes. |
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There is plenty of work to be done to get this thing corrected. |
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Seriously, though, should Kansans even have been allowed to vote on this non-issue? I mean, if they can't even understand the perfectly clear explanatory statements accompanying the ballot, they probably shouldn't be allowed to clean their own teeth.
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But, the NO side prevailed against the will of God. God will get His revenge in the sands of time. He always does. https://truthout.org/articles/kansas...ion-amendment/ |
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Its the liberals fault for making the ballot confusing.
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Other states should heed the warning: ballots are complicated and unpredictable. The whole thing is biased towards "choice" anyway, which gives an unfair advantage to the other side. Giving people the choice whether they can choose to have an abortion is de facto pro-choice.
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Most people in Kansas are members of the United Methodist Church. Do you know who else is a Methodist? Hillary Clinton.
Need I say more? |
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No choice is the only choice!
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We must all remember, the fight against sin goes on. Our donations to the fight must continue. Thousands of people were on the payroll fighting abortion in Kansas. We need to keep them on our team or they will move on.
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**Donations are tax exempt if done through a religious organization :thumbsup:
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Donations for political activities aren't tax deductible. That's why all Landover Baptist Church efforts to fight abortion are phrased in a purely religious context: "Jesus wants you to vote yes." "When you vote for abortion 'rights,' remember, Jesus is watching you and weeping." "What if Mary had aborted little baby Jesus?" "Abortion to save the life of the mother is playing God."
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Jesus would be one of the "exceptions" wouldn't He?
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I guess it makes sense, given that he plays the Devil's music and is a negro himself, that he'd free negro slaves. But even given his advanced age, I don't see how the timing could work for a slave rebellion. Maybe it was some other James Brown. |
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