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handmaiden 10-25-2021 07:34 PM

Donald Trump Junior Knows What Sells.
 
Okay, so this actor guy, Alex Baldwin or whoever, shot somebody on a movie set or something like that. I'm not going to include a link to the story because it is EVERYWHERE and most of the coverage is alarmist liberal claptrap.

But the son of our second favorite son (of God) is now selling t-shirts that read, "Guns Don't Kill People; Alexi Baldwin Kills People". This is bound to be a money maker and I have every confidence that Jesus will be blessing Don Jr.'s marketing efforts. And he and his dad will need that money to protect our Sacred Second Amendment Rights. Because the liberals are out for blood over gun control, which is ironic when you think about it.

Isabella White 10-25-2021 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 1290732)
Okay, so this actor guy, Alex Baldwin or whoever, shot somebody on a movie set or something like that. I'm not going to include a link to the story because it is EVERYWHERE and most of the coverage is alarmist liberal claptrap.

But the son of our second favorite son (of God) is now selling t-shirts that read, "Guns Don't Kill People; Alexi Baldwin Kills People". This is bound to be a money maker and I have every confidence that Jesus will be blessing Don Jr.'s marketing efforts. And he and his dad will need that money to protect our Sacred Second Amendment Rights. Because the liberals are out for blood over gun control, which is ironic when you think about it.

Amen, dear Sister Handmaiden! I think it is highly thoughtful of dear Donald, Jr. to provide the patriotic, :true-american-2: people with the opportunity to be reminded of the importance of our blessed Second Amendment. And, he is absolutely correct: guns do not kill people!

Oh, I can't wait to buy a few of these T-shirts to give as gifts! I can only imagine the thrill and delight when these lovely gifts are opened.

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handmaiden 10-25-2021 10:38 PM

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What's really weird about this is that only one person was killed! And the media won't shut up about it. America used to make headlines with mass shootings.

Johny Joe Hold 10-26-2021 03:20 AM

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Donnie is both a funny guy and a smart son. He will be as rich as his Dad.

WWJDnow 10-26-2021 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by handmaiden (Post 1290738)
What's really weird about this is that only one person was killed!

I don't like Alec Baldwin or his politics, and he should have been sent to prison for mocking President Trump (also--NOT FUNNY). But I have to give him due credit for marksmanship. He brought down two targets with a single bullet. That's some fine shooting!

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 10-26-2021 09:28 AM

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I'm going to call it - it's a false flag operation. Think about it. What do liberals want most? To take away our Bibles. And they cannot do it while we are armed. So they concoct a Hollywood scheme to alarm people about guns which will be used as a pretext to storm into our homes any moment now and institute Sharia Law.

Dennis Lukes 10-27-2021 01:30 AM

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If Smart Aleck Baldwin ever dares to impersonate President Trump in a sick attempt at humor again, we can just call him a murderer and he can't do anything because it's true. Besides, there's only one president he should be playing, and it's not Trump. We've all been waiting with bated breath for a Millard Fillmore biopic:

https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov...d_fillmore.jpg

WWJDnow 10-27-2021 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1290775)
If Smart Aleck Baldwin ever dares to impersonate President Trump in a sick attempt at humor again, we can just call him a murderer and he can't do anything because it's true. Besides, there's only one president he should be playing, and it's not Trump. We've all been waiting with bated breath for a Millard Fillmore biopic:

https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov...d_fillmore.jpg

Wait a minute. I always thought they were the same person! Are you sure that Alec Baldwin isn't just Millard Fillmore's stage name?

Isabella White 10-27-2021 09:11 PM

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Donnie is both a funny guy and a smart son. He will be as rich as his Dad.

Oh, yes indeed, dear Brother Mayor Hold! And, in addition to being funny and clever, why, Donnie is nothing other than downright humble — a man of the people! Our kind of people!

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James Hutchins 10-31-2021 05:15 PM

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I heard about this. Something about an accidental shooting of two people with one bullet.
I have never accidentally, shot anyone . I also know it takes a lot of skill to shoot two people with one bullet.
Hellywood is chock full of people of questionable intentions.
There has never been a single accidental shooting in Landover and everyone has a CCW.

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 10-31-2021 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 1290857)
I also know it takes a lot of skill to shoot two people with one bullet.

That impressed my boys too, Brother Hutchins. They tell me it takes a lot of practice to judge the ricochet just right. I see that the LA Times made a veiled and subtle reference to this:
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... talk of the shooting continued to ricochet through the close-knit town early Saturday.
I see the Hand of God in this. :thumbsup:

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 11-04-2021 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1290861)
That impressed my boys too, Brother Hutchins. They tell me it takes a lot of practice to judge the ricochet just right. I see that the LA Times made a veiled and subtle reference to this:
I see the Hand of God in this. :thumbsup:

You mean... two shooters? Or maybe a murder-suicide attempt by the muslim lady - and Alex Baldwin is covering it up? We can only speculate but it seems more and more likely the longer I sit here reading the internet on my own listening to talk radio.


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