Did GOP Chairman spend Thousands in Kinky Bondage Strip Club?
Today I was perusing through the world wide web and I came upon a story from the unGodly Huffington Post. I don't ever read HP, but this caught my eye. Apparently, the chairman of the Republican Party, Michael Steele, is being persecuted for allegedly spending thousands of dollars in a West Hollywood nightclub that features women engaging in sado-masochistic lesbian acts with one another.
I highly doubt that Mr. Steele was there to watch the women wallow in their own sin. He was probably there for the excellent filet mignon and cognac. I say this because I have frequented this club numerous times. When I was living in LA, I first went there on an evangelical mission to save young women who were living the pornographic/sex worker lifestyle. But, I found myself coming back every weekend, almost compulsively, because of the delicious food and attentive service. (If you go, make sure Cheyenne or Porsche serve you. Tell 'em Rev. Jim sends his love.) No doubt, Mr. Steele was there probably to enjoy a cigar and some brandy and now the liberal hypocrites are lambasting him for it. Quote:
Besides, that is mere pocket change. When I stay at the Beverly Hills Hotel I don't spend less than $30,000 -- ever. If anything, people should be commending him for being so frugal with campaign donations. It shows he has the people's best interests at heart. So let's all pray for Michael Steele who is being unjustly persecuted by the liberal media who wants to bring a good man down. |
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Now, apart from the fact that there is nothing more Christian than enjoying the sight of lesbians being tortured, I'm sure he was there to evangelize to the unsaved. Instead of "accept Jesus and get a free PS3" he was using "accept Jesus and get free liquor" (with the bonus that, of course, once someone converted, they would not accept the liquor, making it very cost-effective.) The paperwork exonerates him:
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It seems to me that Mr Steele was on a mission to find sinners and help them find Jesus.Would you find more sinners in a club like that or in a church?
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I ask you, who is going to lead this national toward the higher moral plain represented by the Republican party if not Mr. Steele? |
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This is so true. I think we should preach in the strip clubs more often. I, for one, would love to see the look on the unsaved harlots faces when I tipped them with Chick Tracts in their garters.
As Jesus himself said. Luke 5:31 And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick. Mark 2:17 When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. |
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This is just a blatant case of racism. Because Chairman Steele is a negro, people on the left think it is open season, and their attacks are relentless.
Now, I'm not saying that Steele is my first choice, since I'm not fond of the Republican Leadership Council that he co-founded, and since Sarah Palin is obviously the guiding intellectual light of the Republican party, but that doesn't mean the Democrat party can attack our guy just because of his race. We don't tolerate that sort of thing here at Landover! |
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Maybe it was to convert strippers to Christ. Or, maybe it was to convert strippers to be Republicans. Neither of these should be considered a waste of our Party's money. |
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I applaud Mr. Steele for what is obviously trying to save souls for Jesus. Clearly Mr. Steele is well on his way of being fully cleaned of his negroiditis!! GLORY BE!!!
And I do similar work as well on the weekends here in Seattle or at times Chicago: I go out to the Queer Clubs like The Cuff, Madison Pub, or Purr and save athletically built men for Jesus. I have spent many a night on my knees praying with the hard spirit of the fruits of my labor running through me, but deep, deep inside I know it's worth it. In Jesus' name I pray!!! |
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With these beliefs and Purge's untiring work in the snakepits of Seattle, he is more than ready to made a True Christian. |
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Since my company owns the strip club that Mr Steele attended (actually, it's a chain of strip clubs, kind of like McDonald's - we call it "McTits"), I object to this characterization that anything immoral takes place in our business establishments.
On the contrary, we provide a clean, safe and wholesome working environment for our young female employees, keeping them securely locked up at night. We will continue to provide this close Christian supervision until they've paid off their (ever growing) debts, or lose their good looks, after which no doubt US immigration authorities will deport them back to eastern Europe, the Philippines and wherever else we recruited them with our advertised offers to "work and study in the USA." http://www.itmighthavebeen.com/graph...aged-women.jpg Close supervision of our female emplorees I see absolutely no reason to object to Mr Steele spending the Republican Party's funds in this manner. After all, "entertainment expenses" are tax deductible. Furthermore, the $3 million that Mr Steele lost in our attached casino will "trickle down" to our employees, lawyers and legislators, providing numerous employment opportunities. There is no doubt that God would approve. |
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At least Mr. Steele is doing something to create jobs--- good-paying jobs--- in our community!! Do you know how much some of these strippers make? And they're spending money for breast-implants, makeup, and all sorts of other items that have a ripple effect throughout the economy!!
Meanwhile, Obummer is wasting taxpayer money on frivolous items like bridges, high-speed rail, something called volcano monitoring, and other schemes that will never amount to anything! It's absolutely disgusting how the liberal media takes things out of context to smear Republicans. |
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@Free Market Fred How nice of you to take such great care about those poor females! Jesus must love you for being such a great philanthropist! #Mark 8:2
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http://rickpdx.files.wordpress.com/2...rain-india.jpg http://photos.merinews.com/upload/im...808861_bus.jpg Public transportation - Karl Marx would approve Remember, Al Gore and his environwacko friends want you to ride public transportation. It's all part of their commie plan to instill a New World Order where our lives are controlled by global warming "scientists." This is a direct threat to the American way of life (which is NOT negotiable). http://www.carlustblog.com/images/2008/04/13/suv1.jpg The American way of life And as for "volcano monitoring" well, what good did it do? That Eyjackofffuckitall (or whatever it's called) Volcano in Iceland erupted anyway, despite all the "monitoring." Big Government should be monitoring liberal environwackos, not volcanoes. |
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Well folks, it looks like the suspicions aired about the boy running the GOP may have been well-founded. And it looks like he spent more than "thousands."
A LOT more. :unsure: |
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Still, us Republicans need to blame ourselves for promoting a shoe-shiner to such a high position. It wouldn't surprise me if that $7 million was mostly spent on Hennessy and Air Jordans. |
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