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Pastor Ezekiel 12-12-2007 03:54 AM

Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?
 
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Originally Posted by Child of Odin (Post 117555)
You cannot prove your ideas, as your fiancee has said that your kind does not think.

All of "my ideas" can be proven in the pages of God's Holy Word. :jesus:

And my finacee said what? :angry:

redone 01-04-2008 08:24 AM

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u guys are honestly the sickest bastards ive ever herd of, your hypocritical, selfish and ignorant about everything that doesnt involve you.

If ppl like you dont go to hell i dont know who will.

For the record your religion was based on other older religions such as paganism so thats where u came from. get over yourselves and stop critissising ppl for being themselves.

I truely pity you all....

CatholicKid123 01-04-2008 08:35 AM

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Baptist gets my vote, but it's not on there... Odd.

Pastor Ezekiel 01-04-2008 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by redone (Post 124784)
u guys are honestly the sickest bastards ive ever herd of, your hypocritical, selfish and ignorant about everything that doesnt involve you.

If ppl like you dont go to hell i dont know who will.

For the record your religion was based on other older religions such as paganism so thats where u came from. get over yourselves and stop critissising ppl for being themselves.

I truely pity you all....

Feel free to prove any of that nonsense, candy. Chapter and verse.

We follow the Holy Word of God. You follow what?

Pickle 01-04-2008 07:37 PM

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Christianity.

Brother McGregor 01-04-2008 08:11 PM

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did anyone mention the Amish?
I think that whole peace thing and no cars or phones thing is very fake and used to fool people.

Bobby-Joe 01-04-2008 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Joshua (Post 125257)
did anyone mention the Amish?
I think that whole peace thing and no cars or phones thing is very fake and used to fool people.

We have noted the savage and primitive Mennonite.

Pastor Ezekiel 01-05-2008 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Pickle (Post 125226)
Christianity.


That was a hateful, intolerant thing to say. Why do you persecute us?:angry:

Damien 01-06-2008 09:06 PM

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Christianity is the worst.

May all christians be struck by mjolnir! :bash:
:poster_hearye:

Talitha 01-06-2008 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Damien (Post 126902)
Christianity is the worst.

May all christians be struck by mjolnir! :bash:
:poster_hearye:


Damien 01-06-2008 10:15 PM

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So opinions are now called trolling? And btw mjolnir is the hammer of Thor that he used to kill trolls with...

Salvation X 01-06-2008 10:25 PM

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You all do know that Catholics do not worship Mary, right? They only honor her.

JennyD 01-12-2008 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Salvation X (Post 126976)
You all do know that Catholics do not worship Mary, right? They only honor her.

Quote:

Hail Mary,
Full of Grace,
The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit
of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary,
Mother of God,
pray for us sinners now,
and at the hour of death.

Amen.
Sure sounds like praying to/worshipping Mary to me.

tonymontana 01-16-2008 02:15 AM

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I love Mary. She's the best:D

http://www.nelsonideas.com/history-o...Mary_small.jpg

Frater Matthias 01-16-2008 02:29 AM

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Dude, Mary is one of the coolest saints out there. Last summer, I actually went to a large gathering to celebrate her appearance at Fatima, Portugal.:innocent:

Father Thomas Martin 01-16-2008 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by JennyD (Post 129167)
Sure sounds like praying to/worshipping Mary to me.

You know the "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with you" part was spoken by Gabriel, right? (Luke 1:28)

The "Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the fruit of your womb" part was spoken by Elizabeth (Luke 1:42)

"Holy Mary, Mother of God" - If Jesus is God, and Mary is the mother of Jesus, then what does that mean?

"Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death" - We just ask her to pray to God to help us in the world, just like you do for your churchgoers in the "Prayer Request Thread"

Father Thomas Martin 01-16-2008 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Salvation X (Post 126976)
You all do know that Catholics do not worship Mary, right? They only honor her.

And you are in fact more saved than most of the cavemen on this board (with the exception of Tony Montana, Frater Matthias, and of course, Fr. Mo Lester)

Frater Matthias 01-16-2008 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin (Post 130477)
And you are in fact more saved than most of the cavemen on this board (with the exception of Tony Montana, Frater Matthias, and of course, Fr. Mo Lester)

Aw. I'm glad to hear that I'm saved alongside my fellow Catholics.:thumbsup:

JennyD 01-16-2008 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin (Post 130476)
"Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death" - We just ask her to pray to God to help us in the world, just like you do for your churchgoers in the "Prayer Request Thread"

Which means once again you are asking Mary to serve as mediatrix, in direct violation of God's Word:

1 Timothy 2:5
For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;

Does that mean TWO? No, one means ONE.

What has Hebrews 12 to say?
Quote:

22 But ye are come unto mount Sion, and unto the city of the living God, the heavenly Jerusalem, and to an innumerable company of angels,

23 To the general assembly and church of the firstborn, which are written in heaven, and to God the Judge of all, and to the spirits of just men made perfect,

24 And to Jesus the mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling, that speaketh better things than that of Abel.
Again, THE mediator. Not A mediator.

Don't like that? Hebrews 9:

Quote:

11 But Christ being come an high priest of good things to come, by a greater and more perfect tabernacle, not made with hands, that is to say, not of this building;

12 Neither by the blood of goats and calves, but by his own blood he entered in once into the holy place, having obtained eternal redemption for us.

13 For if the blood of bulls and of goats, and the ashes of an heifer sprinkling the unclean, sanctifieth to the purifying of the flesh:

14 How much more shall the blood of Christ, who through the eternal Spirit offered himself without spot to God, purge your conscience from dead works to serve the living God?

15 And for this cause he is the mediator of the new testament, that by means of death, for the redemption of the transgressions that were under the first testament, they which are called might receive the promise of eternal inheritance.
Next attempt?

Ezekiel Bathfire 02-06-2008 02:51 AM

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Not in the list, but this false religion takes some beating. Not only is the word of the Bible misinterpreted but the consequences make me wince.

I would urge only the strong of stomach to read on.

NB This site is NOT for the ladies of Landover. Be assured, Sisters, as a man I can tell you that all you need to know of this religion is that it is somewhat worse than offering a pie with soggy pastry to the visiting pastor.

Amen

Bathfire E


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