POLL: The Worst False Religion?
I know our Lord Jesus Christ loves HIS favorite church (LBC of course). And I think HE'd want to know which false religion is the worst, especially in time for HIS birthday. I'll bet HE'd like to do some birthday smiting! Anyway, plese vote in our poll and if I missed one, you can add it (if you're one of HIS chosen few) or post it in a message for those of you who are less fortunate. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLYNNDIE
Amos 5:6 Seek the LORD, and ye shall live; lest he break out like fire in the house of Joseph, and devour it, and there be none to quench it |
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Well they are all unspeakably horrible, but i had to go with the yids. I mean come on....ACTUALLY KILLING JESUS puts them is a category unreachable by mere human folly. Vampires are saints compared to the hook-nosed joos.
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Yeah, but they only killed Him temporarily.
And we get his Life, renewed, every New Year's Day. I would vote---I can't say it. But that choice does not appear in the poll. |
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They will all get you damned, so from that standpoint it's hard to choose, but I'll go with lie-beral "Christians":
Rev. 3:15-16: I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. There's a 3:16 to quote to the phony-baloney, John-3:16-only "Christians." Won't they be surprised when they end up in a celestial barf bag on Judgment Day. Shout glory! |
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I agree. All these "Jesus loves the poor and the crippled and the nigras and the divorced" leaders tell one lie after another to fleece their flocks, telling baldfaced lies to convince half-people like that Stephen Hawking, or perverts like that whoremongering Jimmy Swaggart that they can get into heaven if they tithe enough!
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Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved. That's why you should only tithe to Jesus' favorite church. Everything else puts yourself (and your eternal soul) at risk and is a waste of money. Let's repay the love He displayed on that cross :jesus: |
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That's why I agreed that the LIEberal churches are worst.
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I think Harekrishnarians are the worst
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I say kill 'em all. That way I can let the Lord do the thinking for me.
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Islam is the worst false religion due to it's being so widespread and now it has nukes so I guess that about covers all the bases. The Islamocidal Maniacs will gleefully kill themselves in orgasmic delight if it means killing even a single Christian. Even if it is a baby.
They rape, murder, torture and kill for Satan. Violent Satanists with nukes. Jesus weeps at the wasted life. |
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It's got to be the mudslums! Dense-but Vicious!
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Correct, He doesn't want you going to school (except Sunday School, or Home Economics classes) or to harlot-training night clubs. Indeed, such actions WOULD be shaming Him! |
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I must say Brother Temperance I had to google this "black bomber" to learn what it was and the results were...discouraging. How about I make some hot chocolate, pour in a little Appleton rum, add some whipcream and drink that instead? I may have to read the Book of Political Theory rather than Kings but I assure it is practically the same thing. |
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Oh dear, they're all horrible, but I went with the catholics because I heard about what they do to small children. They most likely do the same horrible thing to kitties as well, and forcing themselves onto helpless children and animals is horribly dreadful.
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Genesis 5:1 This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him; 2 Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created. 3 And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, and after his image; and called his name Seth: 4 And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters: 5 And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died. 6 And Seth lived an hundred and five years, and begat Enos: 7 And Seth lived after he begat Enos eight hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters: 8 And all the days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years: and he died. 9 And Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan: 10 And Enos lived after he begat Cainan eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters: 11 And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and five years: and he died. 12 And Cainan lived seventy years and begat Mahalaleel: 13 And Cainan lived after he begat Mahalaleel eight hundred and forty years, and begat sons and daughters: 14 And all the days of Cainan were nine hundred and ten years: and he died. 15 And Mahalaleel lived sixty and five years, and begat Jared: 16 And Mahalaleel lived after he begat Jared eight hundred and thirty years, and begat sons and daughters: 17 And all the days of Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he died. 18 And Jared lived an hundred sixty and two years, and he begat Enoch: 19 And Jared lived after he begat Enoch eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters: 20 And all the days of Jared were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he died. 21 And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Methuselah: 22 And Enoch walked with God after he begat Methuselah three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters: 23 And all the days of Enoch were three hundred sixty and five years: 24 And Enoch walked with God: and he was not; for God took him. 25 And Methuselah lived an hundred eighty and seven years, and begat Lamech. 26 And Methuselah lived after he begat Lamech seven hundred eighty and two years, and begat sons and daughters: 27 And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died. 28 And Lamech lived an hundred eighty and two years, and begat a son: 29 And he called his name Noah, saying, This same shall comfort us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the ground which the LORD hath cursed. 30 And Lamech lived after he begat Noah five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters: 31 And all the days of Lamech were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he died. 32 And Noah was five hundred years old: and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth. Where God took Enoch is another question altogether. |
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Every religion has its "worst false religion".:(
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Personally, I think God should just SMITE ALL EVIL RELIGIONS, HERETICS, AND ANYONE WHO COMMITS BLASHPHEMY STARTING WITH NONE OTHER THAN...THE LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH FOR THEIR FALSE PREACHING AND OBVIOUS HATE OF ALL THINGS GODLY!!!
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