When Gays Attack
Here is a the latest occurrence of a gay attacking humans. A homosexual, JetBlue Flight Attendant, went completely berserk during a flight and finally attempted to escape the plane by releasing the emergency slide. He was arrested and currently faces a long prison sentence.
Thank God the plane was not in flight or we could be talking about this homer causing the plane to crash, killing everyone on board. http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/20...ven_slater.jpg Clearly, this particular gay, finally reached a stage of homosexuality that cause him to turn against humans. Thank the Lord for our Godly members at Landover Baptist who risk their lives on a day to day basis ministering to these dangerous homers. Where will the next attack occur? |
Re: When Gays Attack
Quote:
|
Re: When Gays Attack
Quote:
|
Re: When Gays Attack
Quote:
|
Re: When Gays Attack
Ha, in the picture to the right he is clearly showing he is an ass pirate. I suppose Jo Freddie would be proud of him.:thumbdown:
The only question is why wasn't this savage gay-lord arrested before he attacked? Oh, Obama re-wrote the Constitution to protect the terrorists. My woops. :wacko: |
Re: When Gays Attack
Quote:
|
Re: When Gays Attack
After this attack I'm starting to get nervous about going out in public. With the laws of this country so relaxed towards homosexual perverts who's to say where the next rabid gay is lurking. I've stopped doing my daily swim in the mornings for fear of being attacked by a rabid nude gay in the showers. My sphinkter is part of my body and so it's a temple and I don't want any gays near it.
Late last night, I was at the grocery store and I kept feeling like someone was staring at my glorious, True Christian™ temple. I turned around and spotted a man just gazing down the isle at me. He was wearing those tight, form fitting jeans that no heterosexual male would think of going near, and a pink tee-shirt. I instantly thought about the revolver I keep in my pickup wishing that I had thought to bring it into the store with me. No where seems safe. Luckily I caught this pervert looking and me and he disappeared into the organic food isle. But I could feel the lust the pouring out from him. God was certainly watching out for me and my precious sphinkter yesterday. Things could have turned very bad if he had come up from behind me in the parking lot and violated me with his tallywacker. |
All times are GMT. The time now is 11:36 PM. |
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved