If you see something, SAY SOMETHING!
The Department of Homeland Security reminds us that if you see something, then say something. This is the time to be vigilant. As the 10th anniversary of 9/11 approaches, the probability of a terrorist attack is about 90% (although there is a 10% chance that statistic is correct.) As a result, if you see anything suspicious like this, report it to your local pastor, FBI/DHS office, or police...
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That's a mighty fine list, Rev. Jim! A combination of vigilance and well-placed distrust of those people will get us through this trying time.
I have noticed a couple of neighbors who are not flying multiple American flags: that might be something to keep an eye on, too. :angry: YiC, Zech |
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A most important list, Rev. Jim. Thank you.
When in downtown Des Moines, I've noticed some brown-skinned women who wear skirts down to their ankles. This seems like an opportunity to hide explosives. Another item to consider possibly. JJH |
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I could not agree more Jim!
Other things we should report immediately:
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After reading these precautions, I already noticed several suspicious mooslems standing outside:fear2:
-Do you think they would attack before the 11th? Should I attack them first??:lex_12: |
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My wife, God bless :wub:, is a nervous wreak right now. Janet thinks she, me or the kids are going to be blown up soon; I've had to shake some sense into her and remind her we don't live in a big city anymore.
I'm still on look out though. I'm ready to mourn at a moments notice. I think me and the wife are really messing up the kids; they're scared stiff of all the talk of bombs and terror on TV. :) :lex_12: |
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I've been checking people's bibles lately to make sure they aren't hollowed out to conceal a quran.
Nothing but a few bags of weed so far (whew!), but better safe than sorry. |
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Please go over to the Introduction forum and tell us all about yourself: we want to get to know you! :innocent: Yours in Christ, Z. Smyth |
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Our threat in the UK is slightly different. Your average muslim over here straps a rucksack full of explosives on his back and gets on public transport. I have written a letter to my member of parliament with a suggestion. At airports we now see facial recognition technology. A much simpler device could be used on the transport system. Just a gate with a skin colour reader.
If you are white you simply walk through. If you are very black you walk through (almost all of the menial staff and toilet attendants are black so we need them) If you have dirty coloured brown skin then the gate closes and alarms go off. A quick interrogation and a cavity search and then they are free to pass through. Everybody should be happy with this system. Anybody who complains obviously has something to hide. :lex_12: I have not had a response from my MP yet but I will keep you updated. YIC Jack |
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And be vigilant. |
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I’m as well highly suspicious about:
Godspeed Dan |
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I had my wife and three sons toe the line this morning at 5 AM. They had all night to conduct a deep clean and dress right dress their possessions. Everything was broken down into components and dusted. Weapons were cleaned and oiled.
The boys did their rooms and Cindy Lou did the rest of the house. I confirmed that the pantry contained no poisons, and there were no bombs or bomb making materials anywhere in the house. No AK-47s. Just True Christian firearms like 9 mm pistols and M-16s. |
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