Caught my children making idols. What size rod should I use to beat them?
Friends, I am so angry I'm shaking. Literally. I am literally shaking as I type this. I saw a a shrine to some horrifying idols in my neighborhood and suspect my children's recently odd behavior might be evidence they are a part of this.
The Holy Bible tells me Jesus really, really hates people who worship gods other than He (Deuteronomy 13:7-12; 17:2-5). Furthermore, I am afraid Christ might send someone to rain down justice in my neighborhood because someone is worshiping false gods here (Deuteronomy 13:13-19). The Holy Bible tells me if my children are in need of discipline to not hold back because Jesus will supernaturally protect them from death by my discipline (Proverbs 23:13). It tells me using the rod is the appropriate tool for keeping them from eternal damnation (Proverbs 13:24). My question is, what size would be appropriate for this? |
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From someone who wishes to become clean |
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Please give us some indication that you are more trustworthy than Jesus! After all, Jesus plainly recommends righteous punishments as a tool to get the unsaved children to Fear God(Ecclesiastes 12:13), which can lead them unto the road to Heaven! Proverbs 23:14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. As for the actual topic of this thread, I consulted the Bible and the only size that is mentioned is that of a "measuring rod". Revelation 11:1 And there was given me a reed like unto a rod: and the angel stood, saying, Rise, and measure the temple of God, and the altar, and them that worship therein. So, a rod with the length of a measuring rod is likely to be the most appropriate. Never mind the false translation in the image below, the actual picture is still a good indication of the recommended rod size. http://www.scripturessay.com/images/rev/Rev21b20.jpg Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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Because unlike Jesus I wouldn't suggest beating my child because it's not the child's fault he is straying away from the light of god, it's the stuff that be tempting the child isn't it so what I would do is take away thing that may tempt the child, cradle the child in a god loving bubble and teach him the good of god and why falling into temptation is evil instead of hurting the child |
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God has clearly expressed through His Son Jesus who is He (John 10:30) that the pains of this world are not only insignificant but, in fact, beneficial. It is good to make the child hate her life here. The sweeter the Eternal Life in Heaven will be! John 12:25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal. Briefly, the evidence you should present is as follows: a study that reveals how those treated in your way reach Heaven at higher proportions than those who follow the Bible to the Letter! 2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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To be fair mate this entire website is opinion based but but if you think beating your child is okay then go for it, it's not like children have killed their parents because of beatings |
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The Veracity of the Bible has been proven beyond any reasonable doubt also for the secular atheist and if they still neglect it, it is by their own choice. The principal points of this proof are as follows:
:praise: Titus 1:2 In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie, promised before the world began; Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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So the bible is the best thing ever then, okay I'll go along with it but I have just a few questions for you if that's okay |
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2 Timothy 2:23 But foolish and unlearned questions avoid, knowing that they do gender strifes. Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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I can't though I'm still trash according to you |
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Exodus 23:9 Also thou shalt not oppress a stranger: for ye know the heart of a stranger, seeing ye were strangers in the land of Egypt. I'm looking forward to your contributions! Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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There is no need for beat children. Just send them over to DPRK re-education camp and we will make sure that they make the correct idols:http://https://nsarchive.files.wordp...10/07/kims.jpg
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Call me old fashioned but I use the tried and true iron rod, about an inch thick and four feet long. Not only is it good exercise for me when I swing it but it generally takes less than twenty hits to get my point across to where the child stops making any (screams, sobbing to whimpers and then golden silence) sound. I have four of them, I try to ensure variation. Acceptance of change is what I am all about.
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