Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

Brothers and Sisters, I've done some searching on this forum and found that, in the days before I found LBC and was Saved©, there were other Juggalos on the forum.

It appears that every single one of them is incapable of stringing together words and phrases into coherent sentences; our Juggalo069 is the rule, rather than the exception.

Fallen Angel actually is far more capable an authoress than they. In fact, I think she may be writing for USA Today currently.

So I must ask: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

Does the clown makeup rot their brains?

Are they on the drugs?

Did they eat lead paint from the trim in their crack-whore mothers' 1968 singlewides?

Or is it just that only broke Retardeds from the Trailer Park can be duped into enslaving themselves to violent Clown Overlords?

I really don't understand.

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

Amen, sister. Ever since you did your expose on these clown-goths, I have been amazed at the depths of their depravity and obvious retardation.

I know that the "Juggle-o's" are also responsible for the international spread of clown pornography, which sickens Jesus and all decent Christians. THIS website has been taking the lead in the battle to stop clown porn, and I applaud their efforts.

Only a sick-o would be a juggle-o. :bad:

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

It's the drugs.

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

I agree, they just can't be like they are from natural choice. Could they?:o

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

Its shaggy! ( on the website) he's my favorite you know he was on a xxx cover of Tunnel of love!

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

Its not the drugs most of us smokes some bud that does not make you like us look at others that smokes it there not juggalos

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

Jesus wants you to scrub the floor and have babies. Taking dope means you can't do those things.

Jesus is not a juggloser. :angry:

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

Well pastor im not having kids till im 30 and why would i scrub a floor when i can mop?

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

Why would a self-confessed insane woman pass along her defective genes to another generation?

Why do you hate America so much?

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

There is only a 10% chance a child will be born with it. And i dont hate america i pay my taxes like everyone else.

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

That's why we have sales tax, so that America haters are forced to help out the economy.

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

For the last time I do not hate the US!

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

Yes, but you're crazy so who can believe you?

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

Just because someone is sick does not make them a liar!

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

All retardeds are liars. God cursed them. Who's going to believe you?


By the way, do you know the Biblical reason why you were born crazy? Because your parents fornicated during your mother's unclean time. God hates that so much you wouldn't believe it.

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

I dont care if your cult dosent belive me! I dont care about what you all think about me! If you want to think im lazy go ahead, if you want to think im fat go ahead I dont care i was just trying to show you all you dont know everything.

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

Crazy liar.

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

Of course we know everything!

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

You're on welfare! You're paying taxes on money you were handed? :haha:

Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?
 

I have to pay taxes on my van i dont have to pay other taxes sorry!