Guess I gotta?
Hi, I'm terranble, an I'm here to prove whatever you say wrong.That's it.
I guess I gotta answer stuff? "What Church do you go to?" - None. I ocasionally go with friends on Christmas, but that's it. "Favorite Bible Verse?" - James 2:1-4 "How You came to Love Jesus?" - Love's a strong word, more like... Moderately hate. Anyway, hi. I'm here to ruin people's arguments. If you want to argue about something personally, ask for my discord. I might send it :) |
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Here it goes: Hydroxylic acid is essential for most, if not all, life forms on Earth. Please prove me wrong! :thumbsup: Quote:
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Protip: basing your intro on logical fallacies is not a winning play. And you only "have" to do anything the True Christians™ ask if you want to keep posting here. That's YOUR choice, not theirs. So did your Mom raise a kid capable of behaving themselves for a short while in someone else's house, or not? |
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HCA is not recommended if you want to live. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk. |
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(And, incidentally, it's false to say you can't drink hydrochloric acid. Obviously you can if you choose to do so. That's not to say it's a good idea, but it is possible.) |
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... Sometimes I wonder if I was raised in a catholic school, too. Now if you excuse me, I will be drowning myself in hydroxylic acid. |
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?? :huh: ?? Very few here at Landover Baptist were raised in--or rather educated in--Catholic schools. Those that were have managed to overcome that disadvantage. |
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If you feel an uncontrollable urge to kneel before graven images, you're probably catholic. If you feel that wizened relics are more valuable than life, I'd say you're catholic. If you think that Jesus takes any notice of His mother, then you're looking catholic. If you need a set of beads to count above 10 - you're catholic. If you have seen at least 23 miraculous appearances of Jesus's image on toast, subway walls and tree stumps - yep... you've guessed it, you're catholic. If you think some man in a dress sitting in a darkened box can forgive you, I'm willing to put money on your being catholic. How are you doing so far? |
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The truth, Miss, is that you are headed straight to :hell-4:, unless you give your wretched life over to the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy: :christ-fancy:, and ask :him-fancy: to forgive you for your horrible, disgusting sins, and to accept :him-fancy: as your one and only :savior-fancy:. If you're thinking that you're going to provoke the :true-fancy: believers here at :landover-fancy: into entering into silly back-and-forth nonsense, then you will find youself playing by yourself in a corner. We are here to lift high the :blood:-stained banner of Salvation and not to engage in immature games. We do have our standards here -- this you must realize and accept. I shall leave you with a bit of blessed advice from the :kjv1611:: Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." Acts 4:12 "Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved." It is my hope and prayer that you will repent of your sins -- before it is too late. You may thank us later. Sincerely, Isabella W. |
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I been away on Missionary work in Canada for quite some time and have returned. Seems we still get the Retards showing up.:angry:
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It's the first letter in the alphabet. |
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