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Free Market Fred 11-07-2013 11:03 AM

Forced colonoscopy: Obamacare in Action!
 
By now, many of you have probably seen this outrageous story from Deming, New Mexico:

Cops Subject Man To Rectal Searches, Enemas And A Colonoscopy In Futile Effort To Find Drugs They Swear He Was Hiding

To make a long story short, the cops stopped a driver for a minor traffic violation, and wound up taking him against his will to an emergency room for a forced anal exam, enemas and finally forced colonscopy to search for drugs (which were not found). Oh, and the guy got billed for the so-called medical procedure! Now the victim is suing the police department and the hospital.

If all this wasn't bad enough, we've now learned that it's happened more than once:

Another outrageous traffic stop in New Mexico

The lying liberal media is trying to blame the War on Drugs, the Deming police force, and their drug-sniffing K-9 named Leo (who has a faulty sense of smell).

Hah! All right-thinking Americans (ie True Christians) support the Godly War on Drugs™, no matter how many civil liberties it violates. Like any war, there is going to be collateral damage, and we're OK with that, just as long as it happens to someone else. But no, what's been going on in Deming, New Mexico, has another motive - the whole reason for these outrageous forced colonoscopies is the Obamacare mandate.

This is what Obamacare is all about. If you're a male innocently driving down the street, the Obama Police may stop you and demand to know if you're gay. If you say that yes indeed, you are a homo, they'll let you go home unmolested. But if you say you're straight, they'll take you to a hospital and force anal probes up your privates to let you know what you're missing, and inject chemicals up there to turn you into a homo!

But if you're female, they'll take you away for a forced abortion, even if you're not pregnant. Indeed, they may drag you into a back room and impregnate you right there with Negro sperm, and then force you to have an abortion!

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...bamacare01.jpg
Abortionist expanding his business thanks to Obama

It's not hard to understand their motives: liberals love anal sex, and abortion. They want everyone to partake in their debauched life-style. And now with Obamacare, they've got the legal tools to put their sinister plan into action!

http://www.great-taiwan.com/blogs/la...bamacare02.jpg
Never before have we seen such a vile plot!

Dr Laurence Niles 11-07-2013 12:12 PM

Re: Forced colonoscopy: Obamacare in Action!
 
You know what this is? That's right: lock step with the Millitant Gay agenda. :angry:

We all know how systematic desensitisation works. Imagine a world where at the drop of a hat our youthful, clean limbed young youths, firm thighed and eager could be held down by firm muscular men while fingers, objects and mechanical devices are inserted in to callow youths resisting rectum.

Not nice, is it?

But that is the world we are heading for: where drooling perverts in lab coats and faceless mask to mask their faces look on as normal young youths are anally invade to inculcate them into anality and in a weird Helsinki Syndrome grow to love their masked tormenters.

And who are these tormenters? That's right: Medical doctors and Psychiatrists who stand to gain from injured (anally) young men who then turn to the free lunch that is ObamaCare and away from Jesus.

Who gets paid? The intelligencia elite like MDs, Psychiatrists and Cognitive Behavioural Therapists.

And let's not forget that therapist is a cleverly disguised anagram of 'The Rapist'.

Forcing this dependency on Big Medical takes people from Jesus' embrace and it is yet another example of how Obama is the anti Christ.

YIC

Midge Murphy 11-07-2013 02:43 PM

Re: Forced colonoscopy: Obamacare in Action!
 
Here's another example of the death panels:

Hunter Euthanizes self under Obamacare

WilliamJenningsBryan 11-08-2013 09:23 AM

Re: Forced colonoscopy: Obamacare in Action!
 
This indeed is a shocking thread, but we have no choice but to alert all Christians to the institutionalization of homer and lezbo conversions being forced by ObamaCare. While these rectal violations have been going on for decades by the cathylicks and the hidden homer agenda, it is now being openly promulgated by our own renegade government under the DEMONcrats.

There is no doubt in my mind that many of the reported incidents of alien anal probings were nothing more than drug induced anal sex, now we are seeing them as thinly disguised "medical procedures" of "exams", enemas and colonoscopy - all paid for by the taxpayer.

Cranky Old Man 11-08-2013 10:09 AM

Re: Forced colonoscopy: Obamacare in Action!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1039858)
There is no doubt in my mind that many of the reported incidents of alien anal probings were nothing more than drug induced anal sex, now we are seeing them as thinly disguised "medical procedures" of "exams", enemas and colonoscopy - all paid for by the taxpayer.

Amen to that!

I think it will be only days now until Obama divorces his current wife and announces his gay marriage to Justin Bieber.

Bieber taking Michele's place:
http://i.imgur.com/yR45Wct.jpg

Darwin's Disciple 11-08-2013 10:41 PM

Re: Forced colonoscopy: Obamacare in Action!
 
Affordable Care Act (or as you like to call it, "Obamacare") has no relation to the sexual preference of the individual and is totally separate from the law enforcement. The case you referred to has no bearing on public officials, they are police officers and the blame should only be placed on the individuals who perpetrated the crime. Please be read a bit more and become more informed.

Alphonse Alban 11-08-2013 10:45 PM

Re: Forced colonoscopy: Obamacare in Action!
 
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Originally Posted by Darwin's Disciple (Post 1039980)
the blame should only be placed on the individuals who perpetrated the crime.

That would be Obama and his henchmen. Institutionalized anal rape of American people is the goal of these lieberals as this case clearly shows.

Alvin Moss 11-08-2013 11:15 PM

Re: Forced colonoscopy: Obamacare in Action!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darwin's Disciple (Post 1039980)
Affordable Care Act (or as you like to call it, "Obamacare") has no relation to the sexual preference of the individual and is totally separate from the law enforcement. The case you referred to has no bearing on public officials, they are police officers and the blame should only be placed on the individuals who perpetrated the crime. Please be read a bit more and become more informed.

Thank you for the lecture, fellow and your advice will be filed appropriately.

We stopped counting the unfathomable number of unsaved trash who come to this site to try to explain to Christians, as if we are a bunch of unlettered hicks, exactly how the cow ate the cabbages. You sir, are one of millions of the unsaved who roam the country like the zombies we see advertised on TV.

Let me give you some good advice, tried and true, proven since the beginning of time, over 6,000 years ago: Put straight the work of the Lord and get right with Jesus. It's that or Hell. Dont go there; it's too hot.

Also, if you intend to participate, we ask that you make a proper introduction and tell us about your life with Jesus. Thus, you may put straight the work of the Baptists as well.

God Bless!

Johny Joe Hold 11-08-2013 11:54 PM

Re: Forced colonoscopy: Obamacare in Action!
 
The happiest person in the universe right now must be Satan. He is seeing as opportunity with Obamacare to reap homers by the thousands with forced colon pleasures.

Alvin Moss 11-09-2013 01:21 AM

Re: Forced colonoscopy: Obamacare in Action!
 
The homosexuals are all Obama men already.

The unions got a waiver, the layabouts got more free stuff paid for by Christians and the homosexuals get to work for the government and handle everyone else's private parts.

And Satan; don't get me started. He hasn't been able to get up off the floor for laughing since the godless Swedes gave that Obama man the Nobel Peace Prize.

Virginia Day Templeton 11-09-2013 09:28 PM

Re: Forced colonoscopy: Obamacare in Action!
 
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1039864)
Amen to that!

I think it will be only days now until Obama divorces his current wife and announces his gay marriage to Justin Bieber.

Bieber taking Michele's place:
http://i.imgur.com/yR45Wct.jpg

Not sure about that. The First Sherilla has more testosterone in her earlobes than Beaver has in his whole body.


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