Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot
 

The failing NBC news reports:

Fortunately no sign of that happening at Landover Baptist. I suspect those fluffy bunny far-right movements never really had the stomach for what it takes to institute a Christian theocracy. :thumbdown:

Re: Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot
 

Dr. Toole, you have taken on the most serious problem we True Christians™ are encountering. It is Christians-in-name-only splitting off and saying cruel things about other Christians.

We here at Landover Baptists will have none of that. We stand for unity in the faith. Our pastors and lay people are fearless in bringing outliers back into the fold of True Christianity. The growth of our church and national influence attests to the wisdom of our approach.

We don't waste our time fighting with other Christians. Leave that to Christians-in-name-only. What we do is point to sins of other Christians and put them back on the path that leads to an eternity in paradise. When they own up to their sinful ways these Christians are happy and forever grateful. Praise Jesus.

Re: Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot
 

Praise Jesus! We are a beacon of hope for the far-right online. Once everyone settles on a common policy platform and the fake Christians admit they were deluded, we can accelerate towards Revelations and the end of times.

Re: Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot
 

I REBUKE this infighting in the Name of JESUS! I REBUKE the antifa storming the Capital in the Name of JESUS!
I REBUKE the fraudulent elections in the Name of JESUS!
I REBUKE Communism, Socialism, Feminism, Globalism, Environmentalism, Hollywoodism, and Homosexualism in the Name of JESUS!

In JESUS' NAME we CALL DOWN THE ARMIES OF HEAVEN to Rid America of Satan and his minions! In JESUS' NAME we STAND FAST against the armies of darkness! In JESUS' NAME we follow the My Pillow Guy into Spiritual Battle and Claim President Trump President for at least four more years, ending any strife and selfish impulses Satan has been whispering in the ears of media moguls, social media CEOs and public radio employees!

There IS NO FRACTURE in Christ. There IS NO FRACTURE in the Body of Christ! There IS NO FRACTURE because we REBUKE Satan who would spread these lies about fractures and falsehoods and fake news!


Glory!

Re: Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot
 

PRAISE JESUS! I feel the SPIRIT MOVE Aka Raka Baka Waka Taka Laka Paka the Angels are flying in from [South] Africa right now!

Mary, thank you for your inspiring message. I hear the sound of an abundance of rain. I hear the sound of victory. I hear the fractured militias reforming right now, I hear crowds marching on... no wait, that's the national guard. I hear it's a time for healing and prayer, I hear the Lord forgives. I hear the President pardons federal crimes. I hear look forwards not backwards.

Re: Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot
 

I never got the whole Qanon thing. The only accurate prophesies are the ones in the Bible and the pronouncements of our Holy Landover pastors. It's clear that the End Times are upon us, but we need to take our country back from the libs like Mitch McConnell before Jesus raptures us out.

Re: Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot
 

RINOs like Mitch McConnel are who's at fault. We need to simultaneously silence them mercilessly and entice them back into the fold with ever harder-right policies that people want.

Re: Online far-right movements fracture in wake of Capitol riot
 

Uh oh, looks like our conservative brothers-in-arms the Taliban are running into a spot of bother with policy differences and infighting. I propose they put down their bazookas and come together under an initiative led by Ted Cruz to hash out a common platform. To start them off, I've jotted a few notes down for them to take and run with.

1. Beheadings only on Mondays. This can help provide motivation for the rest of the work week.

2. Women may show their ankles as long as they are not of child bearing age. So under 10 and over 50 (details to be hammered out).

3. Broadcast religious readings 6 times daily. This is +1 from before to show they're serious.

4. Death to America. Peace to, uh... (to be discussed).

5. Cessation of voting rights to prevent fraud.

6. Etc. etc.