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Dr Laurence Niles

07-21-2014 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by meetmeinthepit (Post 1101620)

I am serious starting to think all of you are more disgusting and extreme than anonymous on 4chan

Why the hate, friend?

We find all atheists are full of hate and loathing for themselves and other people.

Maybe if you could come to accept the conditional love of Jesus Christ you would not be in such pain?

I will pray that you can come to experience happiness in your life.

YIC

Didymus Much

07-21-2014 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by meetmeinthepit (Post 1101620)

I am serious starting to think all of you are more disgusting and extreme than anonymous on 4chan

Anonymous is not justified by the Bible.

CaeruleaTigris

08-15-2014 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins (Post 630774)

Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

Wouldn't that mean he was albino? I, personally, don't know anyone with white hair and red eyes that isn't.

Dr Laurence Niles

08-15-2014 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CaeruleaTigris (Post 1105633)

Wouldn't that mean he was albino? I, personally, don't know anyone with white hair and red eyes that isn't.

That is poor logic.

I suppose you would claim all swans are white if you had only ever seen white swans.

The fact that there are black swans would never enter your head because YOU personally had never seen one.

I despairs at what they teach children in state schools.

YIC

Tinybrain

11-12-2014 04:21 AM

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You are all piffleing insane.

Alvin Moss

11-12-2014 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Bigbreats (Post 1118861)

You are all piffleing insane.

You are very cruel.

Basilissa

11-12-2014 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Bigbreats (Post 1118861)

You are all piffleing insane.

Jesus has warned us about people like you.

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before [it hated] you.

ChristianLoverRO

01-04-2015 08:24 PM

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how about a trade? i give you my doughter, she is 16 years old, she can cook, she can clean the house, and so on, i attach a photo with her,

ps: Her name is Anastasia

[IMAGE OF DISTURBING GYPSY WHORE REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

waiting for a message!

!!!Prayers to Our Lord!!!
:true-fancy:

Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

01-04-2015 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ChristianLoverRO (Post 1128458)

Well, most importantly, is she a True Christian? Will she be a meek, obedient wife, who will take whatever is given to her without complaints? Is she good for seeding? She does not look modest or ladylike from the picture. I think she needs a good beating followed by some refining.

Jim Farmer

01-04-2015 08:55 PM

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ChristianLover, She looks as though she may have "attitude problems". Does she? In the meantime, maybe you can pop over to the Introductions section of the forum and tell us a bit about you.

ChristianLoverRO

01-04-2015 08:58 PM

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Yes, she is a true christian, as far as she is 16 years old , i consider that she is very good for seeding, she is virgin. I think that she need some discipline, but i leave that pleasure to the person how claim her!

Basilissa

01-04-2015 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ChristianLoverRO (Post 1128467)

Dear Person: thank you for taking your time off whatever you're doing. However, True Christians™ are Perfect, and since you're dyslexic (and you have a very vague idea about proper grammar) then you are not perfect, and thus not a True Christian™. Q.E.D.

Sebastian Estrada

12-16-2015 07:21 AM

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Hello, I was trying to create a new topic but for any reason i wasn't able to do so, therefore I will post it here I apologize for that in advance: I wonder if you can help me, i'm looking for a Christian wife younger than me, I am 31yo , White-Hispanic, professional Engineer, single, financially stable, I own my house. If anyone of you kind brothers in Christ are interested to have a truly Christian husband for any of your daughters please contact me we can discuss about your terms or if you know someone that might be interested, would you please pass my information to that person. Thank you for reading, God bless you all.

MonicaMatei

12-20-2015 06:39 PM

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Don't you love your daughter? Someone who truly loves his children would never sell them.

Pastor Ezekiel

12-20-2015 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MonicaMatei (Post 1170095)

Don't you love your daughter? Someone who truly loves his children would never sell them.

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Matthew 10:37 "He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me."

You know you really should study the Holy Word of God before you start flapping your pie hole. :rebuke:

MonicaMatei

12-20-2015 08:04 PM

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Uh, you know, loving a "deity" in my opinion shouldn't be more important than loving a human being.

Pastor Ezekiel

12-20-2015 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MonicaMatei (Post 1170107)

Uh, you know, loving a "deity" in my opinion shouldn't be more important than loving a human being.

Who cares what you think, demon? Your unsaved opinions don't mean a bucket of spit to us. Go back and tell your master satan that you have failed to turn us against Christ. :rebuke:

James Hutchins

12-21-2015 05:15 PM

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Ugh. Daughters.
It is bad enough having a wife in the house, You add a daughter or two and it seems like the chickens flew the coop and came in the house, what with all that non-nonsensical clucking the weaker sex do.
I have however, found a solution, though it only lasts a few days.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...qL._SL160_.jpg

lauren1976

12-22-2015 09:09 AM

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my 6 year old son up for bids. msg me if you want more info if interested

lauren1976

12-22-2015 09:14 AM

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also my step son is availible. only 1 needs going hes 9

Esther B.

12-22-2015 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by lauren1976 (Post 1170230)

my 6 year old son up for bids. msg me if you want more info if interested

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Originally Posted by lauren1976 (Post 1170232)

also my step son is availible. only 1 needs going hes 9

This thread is for daughters, not sons. Also, none of the True Christians™ here would dream of marrying their daughters to someone who is UnSaved. 2 Corinthians 6:14. Please head over to the Introduction Forum to tell us about yourself.

HermanVonPoodle

02-03-2016 10:34 AM

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Man you guys are ***removed potty language*** disgusting. Selling your daughters? ***removed more potty language***RETARDS I HOPE YOU BURN IN YOUR ***lots of potty language characteristic of a retarded self-abusing teen*** BY JESUS.

Alvin Moss

02-03-2016 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by HermanVonPoodle (Post 1173428)

Strong language is never welcome.

Vessel of Christ

02-05-2016 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Levi Jones (Post 623200)

This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

How much do you guys think I could get for her?

She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night when she reaches the age of consent or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

Any serious bids from True Christians will be considered.

You can't make her work out in the field. If you buy her for a wife you have to provide for her for the rest of her natural life, so please don't take this lightly. If you are buying her for your son, please make sure he likes her because otherwise you cannot return her.

Exodus 21:7-10 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he has dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he has betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he takes him another wife; her food, her clothing, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

God Bless,
Levi

Mr.Jones I am a 26 year old God-fearing Baptist man from Alabama, and I would love to purchase your daughter. I live my life only to serve the Lord, and spread his message, but it is my Christian duty to have children, and raise them to be Godly soldiers of Christ. (Genesis 1:28) I could probably get 25-30 kids out of your daughter before her ovaries dry up from the looks of her.

I will treat your daughter right also. I will be able to provide daily beatings in accordance with Proverbs 23:14, and I will be the head of the house, and your daughter. (Ephesians. 5:23)

Vessel of Christ

02-08-2016 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Vessel of Christ (Post 1173590)

I would be willing to pay about 35000 dollars for her if she can cook, and is obedient.

Basilissa

02-08-2016 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Vessel of Christ (Post 1173800)

I would be willing to pay about 35000 dollars for her if she can cook, and is obedient.

May I ask, what happened to your previous wife, the one you married a few days ago?

Roland

02-08-2016 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1173807)

May I ask, what happened to your previous wife, the one you married a few days ago?

Perhaps she managed to escape?

Daisy Mae Johnson

02-08-2016 10:56 PM

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Sometimes fancy packaging helps them sell faster. Not all kids are cute - some need a little something extra. :thumbsup:

Vessel of Christ

02-09-2016 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1173807)

May I ask, what happened to your previous wife, the one you married a few days ago?

I made that post before i was married, but thank you for your concern.

Mary Etheldreda

02-09-2016 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Vessel of Christ (Post 1173839)

I made that post before i was married, but thank you for your concern.

You know we can see the time-stamp from your posts, right dear?

:giggle:

Vessel of Christ

02-09-2016 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1173846)

You know we can see the time-stamp from your posts, right dear?

:giggle:

Im sorry Mrs. Etheldreda I must have posted it by mistake. I've been very stressed lately, and have not been thinking too clearly. My apologies

Vessel of Christ

02-14-2016 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by HermanVonPoodle (Post 1173428)

Have fun burning in hell you pottymouth!

Revelation 21:8

Wannabe False Christ

02-21-2016 06:48 PM

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Is the bid still open? I have $50,000 and am in need of a wife for my True Christian twin brother, whose name is Jesus.

VictoryOS

02-21-2016 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Wannabe False Christ (Post 1175109)

Is the bid still open? I have $50,000 and am in need of a wife for my True Christian twin brother, whose name is Jesus.

So you admit you're a mexican then?

James Hutchins

02-27-2016 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by HermanVonPoodle (Post 1173428)

Friend, while on the surface, it may seem odd to off-load an unwanted family member. But consider this.
I have a very large family. Women are weak and have few abilities or skills beyond toilet scrubbing or cooking me a meal. Do I really need 15 females? Doesn't that come across as a bit greedy?
James 4:3
Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume it upon your lusts.

Now, there are plenty of people who are alone in the world. Should I deny them the opportunity to have clean toilets or a hot meal?
Would it be cruel to toss out an unwanted female like a used Kleenex? Selling one gives them a sense of worth, false as it may be.
Jeremiah 29:11
For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.

:jesus:

Pitchfork Retard

03-02-2016 08:46 PM

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Why would you want to sell your daughter? If you do, she might feel as if you never loved her, or maybe grow depressed. That's not what I would want for my child.

Mary Etheldreda

03-02-2016 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Patchwork Rarity (Post 1175790)

Why would you want to sell your daughter? If you do, she might feel as if you never loved her, or maybe grow depressed. That's not what I would want for my child.

A man is entitled to earn a living by the work he does with his hands. Or in this case, his manhood. Sheesh.

Ezekiel Bathfire

03-02-2016 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Patchwork Rarity (Post 1175790)

Why would you want to sell your daughter? If you do, she might feel as if you never loved her, or maybe grow depressed. That's not what I would want for my child.

Is your child a son?

Just Chris

06-18-2016 11:01 PM

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Sir your daughter is your own flesh and blood not some slave you can sell for money. You are horrible father to even try such a thing. Your daughter is a human being with right's.

Basilissa

06-19-2016 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris-the-Knuckle-Head (Post 1183750)

Sir your daughter is your own flesh and blood not some slave you can sell for money. You are horrible father to even try such a thing. Your daughter is a human being with right's.

:(

Why do you hate Jesus?

Exodus 21:7-11
7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
8 If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
9 And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
10 If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
11 And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

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