Iron Fist of Jesus Strikes Gillette
 

America became Great due to the captains of industry, railroad moguls, and business tycoons that built our Great country. Often denigrated as "robber barons", they built the Big Oil, Big Coal, and all the other Bigly things that we know today.

Among the greats came King C. Gillette, who built his fortune on the belief that all the manly men that mined the coal, built the skyscrapers, piloted the B-29's that killed the Nazi's and fought the Japs on Guadalcanal could have a clean shave. It took only one generation raised on Sesame Street with Bert and Ernie (homers), Big Bird (Bestiality), along with limp-wristed Mr. Rogers "neighborhood" to produce useless millennials and weasels like Harvard dropout Mark Zuckerberg and Gary Coombe - Gillette's present CEO at P&G.

Not only is the present generation unhappy with the gender Jesus gave them, it makes one want to heave to call these soy boys "captains of industry". These arrogant and ungrateful little twerps are now captives of the Democrat nanny-state and feel obligated to lecture the rest of us about "toxic masculinity" - and pissing away the value of the stock in my retirement fund.

Gary Coombe should be fired and put to work cleaning up the trash in shithole cities like Baltimore.

Re: Iron Fist of Jesus Strikes Gillette
 

http://www.dcvelocity.com/articles/2...sts_with_rfid/


I have been reluctant to use Gillette products since I heard they attach RFID chips to all their products. Under the guise of inventory control and monitoring retail activity, they chose to use a precursor of the Mark of the Beast to ensnare unsuspecting consumers, which is just a step away from saying, "You can't shave until you take the devil's ID."


As someone concerned with privacy and as a champion of anything that defeats the evil one, I would rather purchase cheaper brands that do not use RFID technology. As a manly, intelligent, well-built, muscular, tall and handsome hirsute male, I need shaving products to prevent myself from looking like some gorilla or other furry animal, but I would rather use something that glorifies God. The Ezekiel Flint shaving system that was talked about years ago would be perfect if it ever comes about. I swear we go from one tirade to another; the airplane, shaving, Filipino pool boy costs, the lack of Sister Daisy's wedding ring, and so on. We need to stay focused.


Wait. The shaving system was on another forum I sometimes frequent for Homers, not here. Sorry.

Re: Iron Fist of Jesus Strikes Gillette
 

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Originally Posted by A sexist hate group called Gillette Corporation "Lower shaving frequency has reduced the size of the developed blades and razors market"

In the last year alone? Isn't this sort of statement, you know, testable? Like we could see if the beard fashion started in January (Oh wait, someone did this and found beards have been in for over a decade, and now they are on the way out). We could also see if Bic and the other competing razor companies have also lost 8 billion bucks or not.

And if beards are such a disaster, why not make an ad celebrating clean-shaven men? Or, since Gillette likes to attack men, they could have attacked bearded men alone. But no, they decided to make an attack ad against all men, because leftism makes people stupid.