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Pastor Ezekiel 02-08-2011 05:24 AM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
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Originally Posted by Areyouguys_serious (Post 691016)
Someone seriously needs to report this to the police. This is disgusting.

Feel free to report us for being True Christians™ who follow the Holy Bible to the letter, as God commands. :haha:

Areyouguys_serious 02-08-2011 05:26 AM

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Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!

BelieverInGod 02-08-2011 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Areyouguys_serious (Post 691019)
Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!

Please point out in which state bride prices are illegal.

Master Gordon 02-08-2011 05:35 AM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
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Originally Posted by Areyouguys_serious (Post 691019)
Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!

I think you are an idiot and maybe a mormon. :angry:

I will pray for you damned soul....

StandBack 02-08-2011 02:58 PM

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Maybe if you post pictures of your daughter?

Lost Sheep McUinnean 02-08-2011 03:02 PM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
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Originally Posted by StandBack (Post 691204)
Maybe if you post pictures of your daughter?

I don't see what looks have to do with it really. Inner beauty is the important thing.

James Dewitt 02-08-2011 04:04 PM

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OK Levi, I have waited for sometime to see how the bidding has progressed. Here is my offer.

1 $10,001 dollars US CASH.
2 a brand new pick up truck, any make and model, your choice.
3 100 acres of good bottom land.

Bible Student 02-08-2011 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by James Dewitt (Post 691224)
OK Levi, I have waited for sometime to see how the bidding has progressed. Here is my offer.

1 $10,001 dollars US CASH.
2 a brand new pick up truck, any make and model, your choice.
3 100 acres of good bottom land.

Did you perchance surruptitiously see a picture of her? That seems a bit more than 50 silver shekels.

MitzaLizalor 02-08-2011 09:15 PM

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The Bible doesn't limit the price in this case as I understand it. link to earlier post

Bible Student 02-08-2011 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 691388)
The Bible doesn't limit the price in this case as I understand it. link to earlier post

I hadn't yet had my morning coffee at the time I posted that.

Zachariah Do-Good 02-10-2011 10:18 AM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
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Originally Posted by Areyouguys_serious (Post 691019)
Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!

I don’t see that the bible condemns selling your daughter to a worthy man of god who will love and nurture her and train her in his divine works. You sound atheist! enjoy hell!

MitzaLizalor 02-11-2011 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Zachariah Do-Good (Post 692282)
I don’t see that the bible The Bible condemns selling your daughter to a worthy man of god God who will love and nurture her and train her in his His divine works. You sound atheist! enjoy hell!

1. PROPER NOUNS

2. THE BIBLE - the title of this book is "The Bible" or "The Holy Bible" (not just "Bible") and so the definite article "the" is a part of the title and capitalised: The Bible.
Two other examples from the secular world of film/novel/soap opera titles:
The Getting of Wisdom (title of a novel, also made into a film - link is to a film review);
The Bold and the Beautiful first "the" capitalised - it's part of the title of this soap opera - link is to CBS "watch episodes" site where you can see how they spell it themselves.

3. Picture of a 1611 edition (I've used a larger reproduction so spelling can more easily be seen):


4. A recent edition:


EDIT:
DO NOT READ
The Getting of Wisdom. It is an incitement to lesbianism.
DO NOT WATCH The Bold and the Beautiful. It is an incitement to everything else. Especially any "wedding" scenes. What a travesty!

Zachariah Do-Good 02-11-2011 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 692841)

Forgive my poor grammar I will work harder on giving devine names the proper respect they deserve

Forgive my poor grammar I will work harder on giving divine names the proper respect they deserve.

Ramous 02-12-2011 01:07 AM

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Are you piffleing kidding me? I mean I knew all of you people were piffleed up but selling a child? Christpiffle I mean I knew Yahweh was a total prick and all you people are just blinded by fear but I didnt actually think you STILL resorted to things this piffleing stupid.

Selling a child... if I ever meet you in person I've got a shotty shell with your name on it prick.

Evolution happened
the earth is more than 10,000 years old
the earth is round
the earth is not in the center of the solar system
there are other planets that have the right properties to sustain life
Gravity exists
Jesus was killed BY ROMANS NOT JEWS YOU piffleING IDIOTS
The bible is bullshit and FILLED TO THE piffleING BRIM WITH NONSESE

I always thought religious people were idiots but your forum is just wrong in every way, shape, and form. You people are stupid and need to be PUT DOWN FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY (if that sounds evil, your god has done it (crusades))

Dutch Girl 02-12-2011 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramous (Post 693403)
The bible is bullshit and FILLED TO THE piffleING BRIM WITH NONSESE

And so is your post :D.

Do you really think saying bad things will solve anything?

Ramous 02-12-2011 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 693407)
And so is your post :D.

Do you really think saying bad things will solve anything?

No but it makes me feel good to vent about things that piss me off so much... like the sale of a child... or the ignorance of creationists.

James Hutchins 02-12-2011 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramous (Post 693415)
No but it makes me feel good to vent about things that piss me off so much... like the sale of a child... or the ignorance of creationists.

You are just jealous because no one wanted to buy any of yours.:innocent:

Conn30r 02-13-2011 11:46 PM

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?
 
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Originally Posted by Ramous (Post 693415)
No but it makes me feel good to vent about things that piss me off so much... like the sale of a child... or the ignorance of creationists.

Trust me, I have felt the same way. You don't have to get angry. They feed off of it. You can't show anger. It is what these "people" want.

James Hutchins 02-14-2011 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Conn30r (Post 694436)
Trust me, I have felt the same way. You don't have to get angry. They feed off of it. You can't show anger. It is what these "people" want.

This is not a pick up web site like AOL. Please cease 'hitting' on other members.

We do not get angry. Why do you people think we get angry. We have nothing to be angy about as we have Jesus by our sides. In times of trouble or confusion, we simply look to Him for the answer.
Ezekiel 8:18 Therefore will I also deal in fury: mine eye shall not spare, neither will I have pity: and though they cry in mine ears with a loud voice, yet will I not hear them.

HeIsMyRock 02-25-2011 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant (Post 627696)
Care to point out where in the Bible it says selling your children is wrong? Book, chapter and verse please.

Wait. Weren't you a prostitute? Shouldn't you of all people be against selling another human being since it is what you used to do?

Ps. Did you dress in red and work in babylon when you were a prostitute?


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